Sometimes things just float back to the surface...

Seems an appropriate time for this to float back to the surface again...

ROFL

I'll go you all one better. I fold and then tear it open, wipe, fold it in on itself and wipe again. More efficient and less wasteful. I too use the Aloe stuff. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Depends on how it comes out. If it was an explosion, like it covers the whole bowl, then it's a big wad. More cleaning power with each wipe. Nice solid one, nice neat fold.
Here's a question
You know you did something, you wipe and there's nothing on the paper, you look in the toilet and there's nothing there either. WTF happened? LMAO

Thanks to this fuggin' thread, I think about vfrtwice and his question, every time I wipe my ass . . .

Thanks, a Lot ! !

Wad or Fold ?, Wad or Fold ?, Wad or Fold ?, Wad or Fold ?

?!?

Topped by request

I didn't realize the over/under horse was beaten.

(turning red)

^Thank you!

Oooops!

^
time to float back to the surface....

folder

back up to the top

This thread is a floater

Mine are usually sinkers

Definitely a wadder

Fold,,,

only crude, ill bred peasants "wad".

wheel,

I usually fold it then wad it slightly, of course this does depend on the episode. Like Andy said earlier, if the diet is healthy then a fold is good, but if was a chilli night then I bet fold then wad.

About the bidet, badday, or whatever you wanna call it. Being in Japan, most places have these or a similar type. I call them ass crack washers, it is part of the seat. I will miss my Japanese toilets more than most things when I leave here. Heated seat, warm water ass cleaner, and hell some even have a fan to blow you dry. I have considered buying some of these before I leave to install on my toilets. Two things keep me from doing this...they are like 500-700 bucks a pop and most American bathrooms do not have electricity behind the toilets, so there is more money to run power there.

Man all this talk about....ooohhh gotta go.

^GREAT point about the outlet...never thought we did not have them in the US. but if you end up in Maine, the heated seat is gold, baby.

true story--after the Nagano Olympics, all those blond Northern europeans were buying heated toilet seats to take home. smart folks!

interesting topic worthy to be topped.

Fold, no doubt

I`m surprised FGM has learned a new trck like using toilet paper, you know what they say about teachin an OLD dog new tricks.

He was around when they were still using gravel.