Always fold unless it is single ply. Folding single ply is a mess waiting to happen. Save the environment, fold your TP.

I've been camping and had to use a dollar.
The 3 quarters and nickel were ok, the dimes sucked.

I like to pull a good 4-6 feet out, jam my shoe behind the roll so I can get that 4-6 feet nice and taut and then american flag fold that bad boy... nothing like wiping with a tightly compressed triangle of tp...

if I'm in a hurry I'll just double the 6 feet of tp over once, straddle it, and floss...

hehe

I don't care which direction the toilette paper goes... it's either a spin or a flick, either way it's spinning.

I prefer a wad / fold hybrid style.


Wad up the first few sections then do a fold over or two.

Works great, the best of both worlds!

Wadding is quicker. Chitting efficiency is important to me.

Roll from behind (and under guy).

Changing people's home toilet paper preset is domestic terrorism.

I wad my socks and underwear but fold my jeans and tee shirts. Everything else I hang.

My wife tells me I'm hung.

I knew a plastic surgeon who hung himself.....

😟

His wife was happy....

The wrong person got choked.

You mean his wife???

If you think scientifically, wadded gives a grabbing advantage as irregular pockets improve performance. Folding only promotes smearing.

Giggling my azz off again.............my wife is looking at me funny again...........she got me a new jacket, it's white with really really long sleeves and has all kinds of straps and shiny buckles.It looks really cool. She says I have to put it on tonight before she goes to sleep unless I stop sitting there all by myself and laughing like a lunatic. 😂 😰

So you wad then fold?

I personally agree with Sheryl Crow..........I use one sheet, and tear a hole in center........save pc. of paper removed when making hole, that little pc. of paper is very important to the process-very very important(more on this later). After making hole in paper insert finger thru hole.........use finger to clear soiled butt crack and surrounding paper to clean sides of butt crack as finger does majority of work........use this setup as many times as needed until soiled area is as clean as you feel it needs to be-normally 3 or 4 swipes will do the trick...................remove paper from around finger and use to clean finger to your satisfaction and then discard paper into toilet with the rest of the "load"....................Now, back to the saved pc. of paper from making hole.........that is used to clear debis from under fingernail if needed(usually it is needed, but that is your decision)............when done cleaning under nail(or not, your choice) discard pc. of paper along with rest of debris in toilet and flush. Hand washing is optional,(but recommended)



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Single ply - spin roll, grab a good 4' or so and fold. Double ply - pull down 5 or 6 squares and fold. Turn on sink and insert hose leading from sink faucet to spray nozzle at business end of hose between junk and the seat crack. Depress handle on garden hose nozzle connected to hose. Spray liberally between cheeks and bung. Chamois with folded paper until dry. Isn't this what they teach in boot camp? Maybe it was Martha Stewart that gave me that tip? Regardless, you should try it if you haven't.

Fold and wipe, read another paragraph, then fold and wipe again. Stand up and squat and wipe a third time. This method insures that oh so fresh feeling for many hours without fear of the golden arches that McDonalds advertises.

Damn, you ex-cons be hardcore..... 😰