The last time I saw a stripper, he bit me. I'll stay in the 2nd row now.


Get a little pocket battery operated FAN (not going there) and when you are talking to her, aim it at her to keep the worst of it at bay. Maybe she'll get the hint?

lol...I can ever forget the time I took a volly call like 20 or so years ago in the middle of the night for woman in labor. Her sis in law came along in the back of the ambulance. She was mumbling stuff and sprinkling some perfumed voodoo water or something all the way to the hospital. We smelled so pretty by the time we got to the hospital, the nurses couldn't stop laughing at us.
We were afraid to go home, try explaining this one to the wife. You leave the house in the middle of the night. Return an hour and a half or so later, disheveled and smelling like perfume. [frypan] [frypan] [frypan]