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elRopo
Aficionado

9 years ago

#81

I went to pee and the seat was down.

Peckerhead
Connoisseur

9 years ago

#82

I went to pee and the seat was down.

elRopo wrote:

Peckerhead
Connoisseur

9 years ago

#83

Divorce lawyer invented that.

dstieger
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#84

wow....wth is wrong with using your foot/shoe?

Besides....this is sort of a pet peeve of mine....what limp ****** male first said "ok" when his woman complained about the seat being up??????

She shoulda been HAPPY it was up and he wasn't pizzing on it. I declare from this point forward, the default condition of ANY toilet seat is in the UP position!

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Or, is it 'decree'?

Edited by user 9 years ago | Reason: Not specified

jjanecka
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#85

My cup is out of water and I'm fifteen feet from the faucet....

dkeage
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#86

Just got the invoice, and my Texans Season tickets went up 100$!!!...

Hank_The_Tank
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#87

My business cell phone is way too small...can't type on the little thing with my fat thumbs.

Peckerhead
Connoisseur

9 years ago

#88

I've got a damned leaf in my swimming pool. Pool guy just left.

elRopo
Aficionado

9 years ago

#89

I went to take a dump and now the seat is up!

Peckerhead
Connoisseur

9 years ago

#90

..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.

SMOKEYOU
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#91

I told my parents they couldve got more for their house. The offer is only 1.01million $.

elRopo
Aficionado

9 years ago

#92

..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.

Peckerhead wrote:

Yes, proper orientation of the roll IS important. I'd go mental if that happened.

bgz
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#93

..just be thankful the toilet paper isn't on backwards.

Peckerhead wrote:

Backwards is rolling the toilette paper on the outside towards you right?

elRopo
Aficionado

9 years ago

#94

Backwards is rolling the toilette paper on the outside towards you right?

bgz wrote:

NO!

bgz
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#95

Well, ya, I always thought the correct way was to run it down the back.

Here's why, cause to spin it, you use the back of your finger as opposed to the palm side. You don't wipe your ass with the the back of your finger, so you won't get sh17 on your clean toilette paper.