I hadn't thought of that!
This why I always post in cbid forums before making a major decision.

they claim if they hadn't already (had me pay for) hired a DJ you would have been The Wedding Singer.

Frank you may as well add your signature to this thread. It looks like people have finally been able to read between the lines on this best seller short story masterpiece. It’s truly a work of art that will be remembered as a classic.

It was an Untold Story….

Now I owe Palama editor credits…thanks bro FIFY

Nice!

Frank, I changed my mind you should go with the Work of Art Maduro. I just got a box in today and though I like to let cigars sit a little, I had to try one, then another because it was so good. It's a nice fat celebratory cigar and so good. After that first celebratory round you will still have a half a box for yourself for the rest of the trip. You'll love them. 🇨🇮

I heard Art don't work there anymore

The more I think about it 3 things come to mind:
1) This is a waaaaay better mooch thread than FGM’s best effort.
2) Frank did you think this would end well?
3) I need a bus driver.

Think bigger.

I know, you, and many of us are cigar hounds. great. but no one under 40 wants your yellowed teeth, urine breathed cigar handouts. Sure people will smoke an inch or two and throw them in the Atlantic. Do something special. Emerging from your middle class VRBO with a bag of cigars, your jaundiced eyes and nicotined-ringed fingers is disgusting to modern young people. You will look like some type of reptilian boomer passing out meth pills. No one wants, or really cares about your stanky sticks. You are in the Keys, there are a million ways to profess your love to the man that will be banging your daughter like an old piston engine until he moves on and bangs something else. Keep your cigars and enjoy them yourself, find a more creative way to honor the daughter banger. Envisioning you emerging from your room with a bag of stale fecal sticks, as everyone rolls their eyes because they dont wanna smell like buffalo crotch when they hit on that 8/10 at Living Dolls just off Duval is too much to process. Save the sticks when you are alone at night and the boys are ripping through orifices like an angry snake. You appreciate them more, they just think you smell like dog urine.

Love the ability to hide someone’s posts.

agreed. =d>

I see your guys' names, but nothing being said.

Weird

Frank, I f you want a box of Fuente Hemingway and want me to pick it up for you directly from Fuente in Ybor City, LMK. We don't have a tobacco tax here. I'll probably be going there within the next two weeks...

I'll call you before I do anything...thanks.

edit: I guess this would make you my...sweetheart!

Forever and ever.
And, I caught that too, my love.

OMGosh! Get a room! 🤦















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Be careful Fenster he is not called the tripod for no reason

I’m green.

Classy offer rfenster!

...aaaaand we're all done here!

Purchased from the sweethearts in Tampa.
Arrived yesterday afternoon, UPS.
Paid for by you knuckleheads.

A beautiful box of Best Seller Maduro, and enough money left over to not only get over the free shipping minimum, but to also get a fiver of MagR 44 RSG for me!
A nice handwritten note signed by Arturo Jr with his best wishes for our daughter and the families, and telling us to "enjoy these fine cigars in the Hemingway House in Key West!" was also in the package. Cool.

It's the kinda story you can't make up, the kind that proves that truth is stranger than fiction....and magic happens here.

I still can't believe how crazy this is! We are in a tough time of year and what youse guys have done helps so much. I'm humbled and indebted to you, obviously Jamie, and all youse guys, those that donated for sure, but also those who followed and supported this insanity.

Just...

thanks