My first favorite quote:

"I can imagine no more rewarding career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.'"

- PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY

I hated every year of it.

"What did you DO?" - Chris Farley from "Tommy Boy"

One of my favorites: "One in the Bush is worth two in the hand" Hehehe! Mag

PS: Im still scalping tix to the "Slim vs E-chick" match-up! Only a few left, Hurry!

Mag, make sure you post some highlights from the match!

from old movies:

ARE THERE ANY MORE AT HOME LIKE YOU?

THE WATER TASTED SO GOOD, SHE JUMPED DOWN THE WELL.

IF YOU WERE ANY MORE DECKED OUT, THEY WOULD BUILD
A THEME PARK AROUND YOU.

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT WAS SPELLED IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

YOUR ALL WET.

I'M MAD ABOUT YOU.

GO PEDDLE YOUR PAPERS.

WHAT A SAP I AM.

THIS JOINT'S ALL WASHED UP.

DON'T BE A HEEL.

a little more class:

"SPEECH WAS GIVEN TO MAN TO HIDE HIS THOUGHTS." CLIFFORD ODETS

NO ONE LEAVES THIS WORLD WISHING HE HAD SPENT MORE
TIME AT THE OFFICE. ANON

WORRY IS INTEREST PAID IN ADVANCE ON A DEBT
THAT NEVER COMES DUE. ANON

CHAPLIN:

DISPAIR IS A NARCOTIC THAT LULLS THE MIND
INTO INDIFFERENCE.

I'VE LOST THE ZEST FOR BITTERNESS.

NUMBERS SANCTIFY.

Conservative, n: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
Ambrose Bierce, THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY

Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes, will manufacture professors.
Simone Weil, THE NEED FOR ROOTS

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Dr. Samuel Johnson

"The more a man tries to understand, the less he is understood by others"

Danny that one is beautiful. Really! Who said it first?

jr

super.

xrundog, I'm afraid to tell you this, cuz I don't want it to sound like it's probably going to, but the God's honest truth is it's mine.

Danny, the quote IS a good one ... your answer should just simply be DLS

"I love the smell of naplam in the morning, it reminds me of victory"....Robert Duval in Apocolpse Now

"I'm gonna make him an offer he cannot refuse"! Don Corleone

"Do ya feel lucky punk?" Harry Callahan

"I'll be Back" Arnold

"Who are those guys"? Paul Newman in Butch and Sundance

Charlie

Oh and

"Say Hello to my little friend".....Tony Montana (Al Pacino)

"Strength and honor" Marquis Ariellas (Gladiator)

Just a few of my favorites

Charlie

And furthermore:

"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges"! Treasure of Sierra Madre
"Do I amuse you, am I here to make you laugh?" Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
"You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me? Well, you must be 'cause I don't see nobody else here" DiNero in Taxi Driver
"On my signal, unleash hell" Marcus Aurellius in Gladiator

This is fun, but I will give the forum to someone else!

Charlie

"Never let success go to your head, and never let failure go to your heart." Phil Jackson

"I believe in God, only I spell it NATURE." Frank Lloyd Wright

"He who cannot change his mind, will never change anything." George Bernard Shaw

"Never underestimate a heart of a champion"--Rudy T. HOUSTON ROCKETS HEAD COACH--

"If smoke cigars in heaven isn’t allowed I don’t want to go"--Mark Twain--

"Have you seen the new PlayBoy?" "Bo Derek's tits!" "I like sex!"--Fast Times at Ridgemount High--

GIG'EM,

DAN H

Nobody EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition......

"A man's thoughts are his own business, judge a man by what he does"

John LeCarre