Hey Eleltea, "no good deed goes unpunished." is one of my favorites, too. It's Oscar Wilde. Here's a couple more by Woody Allen on death:

"I don't want to become immortal through my work. I want to become immortal by not dying."

"I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Women, can't live with em.... pass the beer nuts"

-Norm Peterson

"You can't make chicken salad, out of chicken sh%t."

Author: Unknown

NORM!!!

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"

****, or get off the pot...

(Was that a quote?)

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - unknown

Never wear a tin hat in an electrical storm...

"You can't roller scate in a buffalo herd...but you can be happy if you've a mind too."

-- Roger Miller

(Ok. so it's part of a song...)

duh..skate...damn keybooorrd

"Familiarity breeds contempt"

JD

All you gotta do is put your mind to it, loved miller

Can't change film with a kid on your back

Way back money in my sack

"Looks like e-chick is back for the 32nd time."

Wanyburger

Ok, so this is my new favorite...

Culley,

Yeah...song stuck in my head after leaving Uncle's house this evening..."Roses are red; n violets are purple..sugar's sweet n so is maple surple.."

LOL

"...my daddy was a pistol so I'm a son of a gun..so dang me..dang me..they oughta take a rope n hang me; high from the highest treeeeee....woman would you weep for me..doo doodoo doo ta too dowm dowm dom dom.."

or something like that

GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

"I hear tell, your doing well, good things come to you. I was I had your good luck charm and you had a, do wacka, do wacha, do wacka, do wacka, do wacka, do, Welllllllllllllll your going down the street in your pink cadillac, girls in the front and girls in the back..."

Makes me want to go home and uncase the guitar

Old worn out clothes and shoes,

I don't pay no union dues,

I smoke old stogies I have found

Short, but not too big around

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road.

Common Sense

A good friend of mine from a small town in Wisconsin once said: "There's no such thing as common sense. If sense were common, most people would have it, and since most people don't have it, there's no such thing as common sense."

JonR - Blazing Saddles

How's this for a few quotes from the wonderful world of Professional Wrestling:

"I don't need anybody else to make me look like a fool"! Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

"You wanta be the the Man, you gotta beat the Man"! Ric "Nature Boy" Flair,

"This kind of behavior doesn't belong in the Sport of Professional Wrestling"! Gorilla Monsoon to Jesse "The Body" Ventura, as Jake "The Snake" Roberts is beating Randy Savage with a table!

Wrestling used to be fun, many years ago! Today it is a bigger farce than it ever was!

Charlie