Danny, you are a profound individual.

"The more a man tries to understand, the less he is understood by others"

Barry

"The greatest blasphemy is to make God boring" --my dad, a pastor.

"Zealotry is overcompensation for doubt"--M. Scott Peck

"If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you"--Groucho Marx

"I'm not wearing any pants--film at 11:00"--Kentucky Fried Movie.

"Our butts hurt!"--Dr. Doolittle

"Raymond shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."--Manchurian Candidate

"'Tisn't life that matters! "Tis the courage you bring to it"--Hugh Walpole in FORTITUDE.

"Rectum? Hell, it killed 'em"--anon, but frequently quoted.

"No son, I was not a hero, but I served in a company of heroes"! Major Richard Winters 101st Airborne Div, Easy Company

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what can you do for your country"! JFK

"If you are willing to die for Texas, step over that line"! William Travis at the Alamo

Charlie

No good deed goes unpunished. (I forget. Maybe it was Dorothy Parker)

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin

I love you too, pal. ---Frank Sinatra

Gratitude is not only the greatest of human virtues, it is also the rarest. -Plato

Vox populi, vox humbug. ---William Tecumseh Sherman

"A friend is a gift we give ourselves." (unk)
"A winner never quits and a quitter never wins" My personal favorite

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

"Kick his ass, Seabass"

-Dumb and Dumber

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead."

"I'm a pair of brown shoes in a tuxedo world"

"Things go from bad to worse, then the cycle repeats itself"

"No one knows it, but I'm very famous"

"The first mythe in management is that it exists"

"Always pillage before you burn"

"If I would've stopped smoking cigars when my doctor told me to, I would've never made it to his funeral." - George Burns

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian"
- Robert Orben

"I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing"
- Steven Wright


"A woman drove me to drinking, and I haven't had the decency to thank her." Churchill

Here are some others and this site has tons:

http://musicfolio.com/quotes/sarcasm.htm 

Ooops, it was WC

A woman drove me to drink
and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her
- W.C. Fields

I wouldn't respond to a forum that would have me as a member.

"What, me worry." Alfred E Newman

Barry, it came to me after 26 years as a "pole jockey/telephone repairman". Most of my co-workers never wanted to discuss anything other than work, sex or sports. If I wanted to discuss anything else, they looked at me like I was from Mars.

" We donn need no stinkin Badgess " (?)" The only stupid question , is the one you don't ask " JonR

"If there was no compassion in the world, who would be left to cry?"

"Honey, I won't buy anymore cigars."

In the holiday spirit from Christmas Vacation--

"Clark, I'm going to buy you something real nice"
"****ters full"
"That's the gift that keeps on giving"
"That's an RV. Don't you go falling in love with it.
I'm taking it with me when we leave in a couple months."

Happy holidays

"I think he said 'oil can'". the scarecrow

"Tom Brady should take a knee". John Madden 80 seconds before the winning fieldgoal in Superbowl IIIVI.

"It's bad luck to be superstitious"
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exagerate".
or the grandaddy of them all, Yogi Berra:
"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded"...

Huskey, I think your "Honey, I won't buy any more cigars" is at least the most commonly HEARD quote in the various households of the participants here, whether it is their FAVORITE quote or not ... LOL

I'm willing to bet that if a question were posed, asking who's not ever used that line, it'd have the fewest responses of any thread in board history, if everyone were honest ... in fact, I think I'll give it a try right now ... LOL ... we shall see what we shall see ...