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CelticBomber Offline
#151 Posted: Sat, Jan 5 2013, 11:19 PM EST
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Posts: 6,786
jespear wrote:
If I'm not mistaken . . . I believe Philly Jack lives in Ridley Park. ( just sayin' )



I know someone else who lives in Ridley Park....Whistle Bomb Jespear. He's low and won't say it.


Celtic
jespear Offline
#152 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 1:03 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
CelticBomber wrote:
I know someone else who lives in Ridley Park....Whistle Bomb Jespear. He's low and won't say it.


Celtic



The Bomber is just another "chit stirring" noob, and knows not of which he speaks.
I live in Milmont Park . . . not Ridley Park, and am FAR from being low.
Pay him no mind !
engletl Offline
#153 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 9:20 AM EST
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
LetsRock wrote:
+1....get off my noob lawn!!!


I bet you are glad today is Sunday...

But then again, knowing tomorrow is monday and is sure to bring major devistation

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
LetsRock Offline
#154 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 9:24 AM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
Ok, here is Saturdays carnage...laugh it up FOGS!!!

This is from Hans in California and the postage says Santa Ana (so at least its not a lie):

Oliva O
Camacho 10th Anniversary
La Aurora Cameroon
601 La Bomba Nuclear
Anejo Shark (YES!)
Graycliff 80th
Gloria Cubana Obelisco
and the capper is 3 bags of Pacific Gold Beef Jerky...is there anything better while watching playoff football?

Great hit Hans #1, thank you.

We now move onto Hans #2, the return addy is CA however the post mark is Geneva, NE...hmmm

Oliva V
Camacho Diploma
HC Robusto
My Father Le Bijou
Carillo
Sencillo
LaSirena Mermaid

Real nice hit from NE Hans..thank you

We move on to Hans #3 from his southern headquarters in High Springs Florida. I didnt know there was a 69 FOG Lane in Florida also, thats good to know.

Hoyo De Monterrey Habana
Cain Daytona
My Father Jamie Garcia
Oliva V
Punch Gran Puro (I have become a huge fan of the Punch cigars)
Joya De Nicaragua Cabinetta
601 Maduro
La Riqueza
Diesel
Obsidian

Big bomb from Florida Hans...thank you sir

On to Hans #4. It was nice of him to stop at the PO in Gautier MS during his world tour...

Partagas 150
Carillo
Padilla 1932
La Luna Maduro
La Sirena Mermaid
and check this out..a bag of Creole Jambalaya Mix. This looks awesome. I love Jambalaya and I will be making this in the next weekend or two..stay tuned for the review

Thanks a lot MS Hans

And finally, a man not hiding behind an alias..Mr Tiger himself with a lovely hand written note GET OFF MY LAWN written on the back of page from a daily calendar with a stunning naked lady. December 4th is my new favorite day of the year..

Alec Bradley 1997
Fonseca
Camacho 10th
Ambros Mundos
Pinar Del Rio Oscuro Liga Cubana #2

Thank you Tiger and I admire you putting your name on this...gives me one less investigation to do.

I am off to ice down my fingers from all this typing.

I all seriousness thank you to everyone...you really have taught this noob a lesson he wont soon forget.
LetsRock Offline
#155 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 9:29 AM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
engletl wrote:
I bet you are glad today is Sunday...

But then again, knowing tomorrow is monday and is sure to bring major devistation

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan


Actually just heard they have cancelled mail service for all of Long Island effective immediately....oh well...thanks anyway guys. Its the thought that counts.
engletl Offline
#156 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 9:40 AM EST
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
LetsRock wrote:


On to Hans #4. It was nice of him to stop at the PO in Gautier MS during his world tour...

Partagas 150
Carillo
Padilla 1932 Might want to relook at this, as it is a Pepin rolled
La Luna Maduro An oldie that is long gone and forgotten by most
La Sirena Mermaid
and check this out..a bag of Creole Jambalaya Mix. This looks awesome. I love Jambalaya and I will be making this in the next weekend or two..stay tuned for the review

Thanks a lot MS Hans



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LetsRock Offline
#157 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 9:44 AM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
engletl wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Thanks for the help Todd...its really tough to keep these all straight with the amount of sticks I have been bombed with.
jespear Offline
#158 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 9:59 AM EST
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,464
On to Hans #4. It was nice of him to stop at the PO in Gautier MS during his world tour...

Partagas 150
Carillo
Padilla 1932
La Luna Maduro
La Sirena Mermaid
and check this out..a bag of Creole Jambalaya Mix. This looks awesome. I love Jambalaya and I will be making this in the next weekend or two..stay tuned for the review

Thanks a lot MS Hans

WOW ! ! !

This is a GREAT cigar !
LetsRock Offline
#159 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 10:04 AM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
jespear wrote:
On to Hans #4. It was nice of him to stop at the PO in Gautier MS during his world tour...

Partagas 150
Carillo
Padilla 1932
La Luna Maduro
La Sirena Mermaid
and check this out..a bag of Creole Jambalaya Mix. This looks awesome. I love Jambalaya and I will be making this in the next weekend or two..stay tuned for the review

Thanks a lot MS Hans

WOW ! ! !

This is a GREAT cigar !


I have never had but am looking forward to torching it very soon.
critter2 Offline
#160 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 10:10 AM EST
Joined: 11-02-2007
Posts: 6,110
[quote=LetsRock]Ok, here is Saturdays carnage...laugh it up FOGS!!!


We move on to Hans #3 from his southern headquarters in High Springs Florida. I didnt know there was a 69 FOG Lane in Florida also, thats good to know.

Hoyo De Monterrey Habana
Cain Daytona
My Father Jamie Garcia
Oliva V
Punch Gran Puro (I have become a huge fan of the Punch cigars)
Joya De Nicaragua Cabinetta
601 Maduro
La Riqueza
Diesel
Obsidian

Big bomb from Florida Hans...thank you sir

[LetsRock=quote]

poker winnings are in there somewhere, the gener.........er, the ms hans made me add to it

Herfing
LetsRock Offline
#161 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 10:52 AM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
critter2 wrote:
[quote=LetsRock]Ok, here is Saturdays carnage...laugh it up FOGS!!!


We move on to Hans #3 from his southern headquarters in High Springs Florida. I didnt know there was a 69 FOG Lane in Florida also, thats good to know.

Hoyo De Monterrey Habana
Cain Daytona
My Father Jamie Garcia
Oliva V
Punch Gran Puro (I have become a huge fan of the Punch cigars)
Joya De Nicaragua Cabinetta
601 Maduro
La Riqueza
Diesel
Obsidian

Big bomb from Florida Hans...thank you sir

[LetsRock=quote]

poker winnings are in there somewhere, the gener.........er, the ms hans made me add to it

Herfing


Even you Carl? Say it isnt so....
edin508 Offline
#162 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 11:04 AM EST
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Posts: 4,647
Dang man, you are getting your azz handed to you.
LetsRock Offline
#163 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 11:11 AM EST
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Posts: 4,595
edin508 wrote:
Dang man, you are getting your azz handed to you.


yes indeed...d'oh!
deadeyedick Offline
#164 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 11:25 AM EST
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Posts: 17,171
You can almost look at the great sticks sent and guess which Hans they came from.

DED
LetsRock Offline
#165 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 11:36 AM EST
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Posts: 4,595
deadeyedick wrote:
You can almost look at the great sticks sent and guess which Hans they came from.

DED


I am starting to realize that...there is a pattern.
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#166 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 11:40 AM EST
Joined: 07-24-2012
Posts: 3,328
WOW...the rats are jumping ship...do they know something? Do they fear THE ROCK?!?

horse
critter2 Offline
#167 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 12:17 PM EST
Joined: 11-02-2007
Posts: 6,110
LetsRock wrote:
Even you Carl? Say it isnt so....


well i ain't no damn noob whip
engletl Offline
#168 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 8:39 PM EST
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Hans U. Yoras please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Hans U. Yoras please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

...

Ha ha
Guess there's a Hans U. Yoras in all of us
Fu*k it, let's all stand up
Campage Offline
#169 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 8:45 PM EST
Joined: 06-22-2012
Posts: 6,283
Damn, I've never had that partagas but like others have said, I have heard good things!
Very nice azz whipping going on here!!!
LetsRock Offline
#170 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 8:51 PM EST
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
I have a bad feeling about tomorrow. I think i need to give my mailwoman an advance on next years Christmas gift.
vrodrider Offline
#171 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 8:53 PM EST
Joined: 10-07-2007
Posts: 7,748
LetsRock wrote:
I have a bad feeling about tomorrow. I think i need to give my mailwoman an advance on next years Christmas gift.



Smile my good Man it is almost Monday

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
engletl Offline
#172 Posted: Sun, Jan 6 2013, 8:58 PM EST
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Posts: 26,493
LetsRock wrote:
I have a wonderful fuzzy feeling about tomorrow. I think i need to give my mailwoman an advance on next years Christmas gift.

there fixed it for ya

Frying pan
engletl Offline
#173 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:27 AM EST
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TIC TIC TIC TIC TOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LetsRock Offline
#174 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:33 AM EST
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engletl wrote:
TIC TIC TIC TIC TOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Weirdest thing on Long Island. The first Monday of every new year gets skipped. It supposed to be good luck or something so today is actually Tuesday...I guess I missed the damage...Nice try though.
engletl Offline
#175 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 8:41 AM EST
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Posts: 26,493
LetsRock wrote:
Weirdest thing on Long Island. The first Monday of every new year gets skipped. It supposed to be good luck or something so today is actually Tuesday...I guess I missed the damage...Nice try though.

Yep...just keep giving yourself a false sense of security...


horse Frying pan
vrodrider Offline
#176 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 9:45 AM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Weirdest thing on Long Island. The first Monday of every new year gets skipped. It supposed to be good luck or something so today is actually Tuesday...I guess I missed the damage...Nice try though.



Well everything else is screwed up in New York so why not that??????????

LOLSarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm

But do not hold your breath LOL
LetsRock Offline
#177 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 10:06 AM EST
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vrodrider wrote:
Well everything else is screwed up in New York so why not that??????????

LOLSarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm

But do not hold your breath LOL


Good thing you gave this 3 Sarcasm or else you would have a fight on your hands!!!
LetsRock Offline
#178 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 1:29 PM EST
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Text from my wife...and I quote

"Mail came....holy s h i t!"

So you guys werent bluffing?
engletl Offline
#179 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 1:32 PM EST
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Posts: 26,493
LetsRock wrote:
Text from my wife...and I quote

"Mail came....holy s h i t!"

So you guys werent bluffing?

UMMM...NO!!!!!
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#180 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 1:43 PM EST
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LOL!!!
engletl Offline
#181 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 1:51 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Text from my wife...and I quote

"Mail came....holy s h i t!"

So you guys werent bluffing?

how many?
ZRX1200 Offline
#182 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 1:55 PM EST
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What's a bluff?
engletl Offline
#183 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 2:00 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
What's a bluff?


He must think we were playing poker or something???
LetsRock Offline
#184 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 2:00 PM EST
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Posts: 4,595
engletl wrote:
how many?


4 USPS boxes and a huge brown box....
csgamecock Offline
#185 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 2:05 PM EST
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Dam I guess he has had his azz handed to him! Lmao
engletl Offline
#186 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 2:06 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
4 USPS boxes and a huge brown box....

hmm...LOL...that means Tuesday is gonna be rough on ya as well...horse
LetsRock Offline
#187 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 2:13 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
hmm...LOL...that means Tuesday is gonna be rough on ya as well...horse


Please tell me your are kidding
Bur Offline
#188 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 2:22 PM EST
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Hey, fellow n00bs, anyone gonna come to LetsRock's defense?

Nope, not me either! Good knowing you, LR. Better leave that present for your mailwoman out tonight.
engletl Offline
#189 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 2:58 PM EST
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Posts: 26,493
LetsRock wrote:
Please tell me your are kidding

Da General does not kid when it comes to matters of destruction.

(I am guessing that you aren't even half way through the azzwhippin yet)
t33bone Offline
#190 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:04 PM EST
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Posts: 27,374
LetsRock wrote:
4 USPS boxes and a huge brown box....

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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t33bone Offline
#191 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:06 PM EST
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t33bone wrote:
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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t33bone Offline
#192 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:07 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Text from my wife...and I quote

"Mail came....holy s h i t!"

So you guys werent bluffing?

GREAT JOB GUYS BUT DID i GET LEFT OUT ON SOMETHING? ram27bat
t33bone Offline
#193 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:16 PM EST
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Posts: 27,374
jespear wrote:
On to Hans #4. It was nice of him to stop at the PO in Gautier MS during his world tour...

Partagas 150
Carillo
Padilla 1932
La Luna Maduro
La Sirena Mermaid
and check this out..a bag of Creole Jambalaya Mix. This looks awesome. I love Jambalaya and I will be making this in the next weekend or two..stay tuned for the review

Thanks a lot MS Hans

WOW ! ! !

This is a GREAT cigar !

WOW, I have heard they are great but never experienced one. Let us know how you like LR.
csiegels Offline
#194 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:19 PM EST
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FOGS RULE!
LetsRock Offline
#195 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:45 PM EST
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Bur wrote:
Hey, fellow n00bs, anyone gonna come to LetsRock's defense?

Nope, not me either! Good knowing you, LR. Better leave that present for your mailwoman out tonight.


I am very upset by the lack of noob support during this adventure. Am I going to have to ask for a special grant into FOGland?
LetsRock Offline
#196 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:49 PM EST
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engletl wrote:
Da General does not kid when it comes to matters of destruction.

(I am guessing that you aren't even half way through the azzwhippin yet)


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
LetsRock Offline
#197 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:50 PM EST
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t33bone wrote:
GREAT JOB GUYS BUT DID i GET LEFT OUT ON SOMETHING? ram27bat


No sir....nothing to see here.
illinichaser Offline
#198 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:51 PM EST
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LOL
t33bone Offline
#199 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:51 PM EST
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[quote=LetsRock]I am very upset by the lack of noob support during this adventure. Am I going to have to ask for a special grant into FOGland?[/quote]Shame on you
They're aren't any BTW and you are no where close to being a vet. Speak to the hand
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras Offline
#200 Posted: Mon, Jan 7 2013, 3:52 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
I am very upset by the lack of noob support during this adventure. Am I going to have to ask for a special grant into FOGland?


Don't worry buddy...all these pretenders will get theirs. Hans has a little surprise coming...I'm calling it "Operation Mutually Assurred Destruction"...you remember, don't you?

horse
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