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edin508 Offline
#201 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2012
Posts: 4,647
LetsRock wrote:
I am very upset by the lack of noob support during this adventure. Am I going to have to ask for a special grant into FOGland?

Wait, what!?
illinichaser Offline
#202 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2011
Posts: 5,772
LetsRock wrote:
I am very upset by the lack of noob support during this adventure. Am I going to have to ask for a special grant into FOGland?



You brought this chit upon yourself. don't be blamin the other noobs.
horse horse horse
LetsRock Offline
#203 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras wrote:
Don't worry buddy...all these pretenders will get theirs. Hans has a little surprise coming...I'm calling it "Operation Mutually Assurred Destruction"...you remember, don't you?

horse


Indeed I do...is Hans actually coming to my rescue?
vrodrider Offline
#204 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2007
Posts: 7,748
LetsRock wrote:
Good thing you gave this 3 Sarcasm or else you would have a fight on your hands!!!


Oh hell after the crap I have taken from being from West (By God) Virginia you can take a small amount of it over living in the land of I know what is best and will pass laws on it LOL

LetsRock Offline
#205 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
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t33bone wrote:
[quote=LetsRock]I am very upset by the lack of noob support during this adventure. Am I going to have to ask for a special grant into FOGland?[/quote]Shame on you
They're aren't any BTW and you are no where close to being a vet. Speak to the hand


I know I know...
t33bone Offline
#206 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras wrote:
Don't worry buddy...all these pretenders will get theirs. Hans has a little surprise coming...I'm calling it "Operation Mutually Assurred Destruction"...you remember, don't you?

horse

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not OpMAD? d'oh!
t33bone Offline
#207 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
edin508 wrote:
Wait, what!?

Read post #199. Wont happen. Not even over my d_ _d body. LOL
t33bone Offline
#208 Posted:
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Posts: 27,374
Lurkers


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I.M.Hans.U.Yoras, LetsRock, SMGBobbyScott, t33bone
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras Offline
#209 Posted:
Joined: 01-06-2013
Posts: 11
LetsRock wrote:
Indeed I do...is Hans actually coming to my rescue?


That is an AFFIRMATIVE. These pretenders using my name for their little games pisses me off to no end. If the vets want to take out a hit, that's all fine and good BUT IN MY NAME. OH THERE IS GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY.

ONE OF YOUR OWN WILL GO DOWN THIS VERY DAY...THERE MAY ALSO BE A FEW MORE THAT WILL TAKE DAMAGE AS WELL...USE MY NAME AT YOUR PERIL...SO SAY I!!!!

ram27bat
vrodrider Offline
#210 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2007
Posts: 7,748
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras wrote:
That is an AFFIRMATIVE. These pretenders using my name for their little games pisses me off to no end. If the vets want to take out a hit, that's all fine and good BUT IN MY NAME. OH THERE IS GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY.

ONE OF YOUR OWN WILL GO DOWN THIS VERY DAY...THERE MAY ALSO BE A FEW MORE THAT WILL TAKE DAMAGE AS WELL...USE MY NAME AT YOUR PERIL...SO SAY I!!!!

ram27bat



PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
t33bone Offline
#211 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
LetsRock wrote:
Indeed I do...is Hans actually coming to my rescue?

He IS a donkey. PM him for help LR.
t33bone Offline
#212 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras wrote:
That is an AFFIRMATIVE. These pretenders using my name for their little games pisses me off to no end. If the vets want to take out a hit, that's all fine and good BUT IN MY NAME. OH THERE IS GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY.

ONE OF YOUR OWN WILL GO DOWN THIS VERY DAY...THERE MAY ALSO BE A FEW MORE THAT WILL TAKE DAMAGE AS WELL...USE MY NAME AT YOUR PERIL...SO SAY I!!!!

ram27bat

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Speak to the hand
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras Offline
#213 Posted:
Joined: 01-06-2013
Posts: 11
Tick....Tick....Tick...wait for it!!!
Campage Offline
#214 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2012
Posts: 6,283
This is funny as hell.
LetsRock Offline
#215 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
vrodrider wrote:
Oh hell after the crap I have taken from being from West (By God) Virginia you can take a small amount of it over living in the land of I know what is best and will pass laws on it LOL



LOL
watchurai Offline
#216 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras wrote:
That is an AFFIRMATIVE. These pretenders using my name for their little games pisses me off to no end. If the vets want to take out a hit, that's all fine and good BUT IN MY NAME. OH THERE IS GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY.

ONE OF YOUR OWN WILL GO DOWN THIS VERY DAY...THERE MAY ALSO BE A FEW MORE THAT WILL TAKE DAMAGE AS WELL...USE MY NAME AT YOUR PERIL...SO SAY I!!!!

ram27bat


Hans! It's about time you posted up. Dude, did you see this thread?

https://www.cigarbid.com...7/Hans-U-Yoras-bullchit

Dem noobie boys think you is bullchit! You aughta horse horse em' all again for that.
ZRX1200 Offline
#217 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,682
Bobby is drunk.
vrodrider Offline
#218 Posted:
Joined: 10-07-2007
Posts: 7,748
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras wrote:
Tick....Tick....Tick...wait for it!!!



Fly high go down in flames
engletl Offline
#219 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
I.M.Hans.U.Yoras wrote:
That is an AFFIRMATIVE. These pretenders using my name for their little games pisses me off to no end. If the vets want to take out a hit, that's all fine and good BUT IN MY NAME. OH THERE IS GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY.

ONE OF YOUR OWN WILL GO DOWN THIS VERY DAY...THERE MAY ALSO BE A FEW MORE THAT WILL TAKE DAMAGE AS WELL...USE MY NAME AT YOUR PERIL...SO SAY I!!!!

ram27bat


Sheesh Hans...See if I EVER buy you dinner again on your next pass through Mississippi!!!

Brick wall
ZRX1200 Offline
#220 Posted:
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Posts: 60,682
And now Bobby will die.
LetsRock Offline
#221 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!
engletl Offline
#222 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
LetsRock wrote:
UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!

AUNTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Ain't over.......................yet
edin508 Offline
#223 Posted:
Joined: 06-19-2012
Posts: 4,647
Wait for it....
NotHansUYouras Offline
#224 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2013
Posts: 19
0312 2120 0001 2538 9331
0312 2120 0001 2538 9324


I did NOT just ship these from the post office, because I am NOT Hans.
LetsRock Offline
#225 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
Its gonna take me 2 hours to write this up!!

I will say this in all honesty...even though you are FOGS you are some of the most generous guys I have ever been around. This bomb is epic!!
t33bone Offline
#226 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
NotHansUYouras wrote:
0312 2120 0001 2538 9331
0312 2120 0001 2538 9324


I did NOT just ship these from the post office, because I am NOT Hans.

LOL

Hans are popping up all over the place.
engletl Offline
#227 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
engletl wrote:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Hans U. Yoras please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Hans U. Yoras please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

...

Ha ha
Guess there's a Hans U. Yoras in all of us
Fu*k it, let's all stand up

Just a friendly reminder

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NotHansUYouras Offline
#228 Posted:
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Posts: 19
t33bone wrote:
LOL

Hans are popping up all over the place.



<--- NOT Hans.
t33bone Offline
#229 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
LetsRock wrote:
Its gonna take me 2 hours to write this up!!

I will say this in all honesty...even though you are FOGS you are some of the most generous guys I have ever been around. This bomb is epic!!

Epic bombing run? And I didn't know anything about this? Am I a vet/fog? I demand to be involved.

LR, WTF you do to piss of the fog ??????????????????????
t33bone Offline
#230 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
NotHansUYouras wrote:
<--- NOT Hans.

I say Hans = NotHans. LOL

To funny with the HANS
NotHansUYouras Offline
#231 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2013
Posts: 19
t33bone wrote:
I say Hans = NotHans. LOL

To funny with the HANS



Hans = Hans.

NotHans is CLEARLY NOT Hans.

That is all.
ZRX1200 Offline
#232 Posted:
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Posts: 60,682
Not Hans = SMGBobby
NotHansUYouras Offline
#233 Posted:
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Posts: 19
ZRX1200 wrote:
Not Hans = SMGBobby



Sure, give it absolutely no thought whatsoever and choose the first thing that comes to mind. You're gonna feel silly when he and I are logged in at the same time, eh?
t33bone Offline
#234 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2007
Posts: 27,374
NotHansUYouras wrote:
Sure, give it absolutely no thought whatsoever and choose the first thing that comes to mind. You're gonna feel silly when he and I are logged in at the same time, eh?

2 differemt pc's. It can be done.
watchurai Offline
#235 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
ZRX1200 wrote:
Not Hans = SMGBobby



My guess:

I.M.Hans= Bobbyscott
(Sleuthing failed, go with copycat)

Not Hans =CSgamescock
(classic denial maneuver)

SchooledBy Hans = LetsRock
(uppity noob punishment)
watchurai Offline
#236 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
NotHansUYouras wrote:
Sure, give it absolutely no thought whatsoever and choose the first thing that comes to mind. You're gonna feel silly when he and I are logged in at the same time, eh?



Noobs...Not talking Not talking Not talking
NotHansUYouras Offline
#237 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2013
Posts: 19
Not sure why everyone thinks this is a pseudonym. I am perfectly honest in who I am.

I am NOT Hans. See? I never tell a lie.
engletl Offline
#238 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
the only thing for sure

LetsRock is not Hans
NotHansUYouras Offline
#239 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2013
Posts: 19
WHAT?!?!?!


I am definitely NOT LetsRock. I clearly stated that i am NOT Hans. Please stop confusing me with other people. Thank you.
engletl Offline
#240 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
NotHansUYouras wrote:
WHAT?!?!?!


I am definitely NOT LetsRock. I clearly stated that i am NOT Hans. Please stop confusing me with other people. Thank you.

I am thinking that you might be a bit confused

watchurai Offline
#241 Posted:
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"Who's on second?"
NotHansUYouras Offline
#242 Posted:
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Posts: 19
Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third, and I'm NOT Hans!
ZRX1200 Offline
#243 Posted:
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Posts: 60,682
I.M.Hans is Bobby.
watchurai Offline
#244 Posted:
Joined: 09-17-2008
Posts: 9,289
NotHansUYouras wrote:
Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know's on third, and I'm NOT Hans!



Okay, okay, jeeeezus. You're not Hans. Congratulations.

Although, I bet Hans is cooler, and more laid back. Sheesh.
chswrst726 Offline
#245 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2012
Posts: 743
Lol, what's with all the people claiming to be this guy? Does stuff like this happen a lot here? If so...I came to the right place. I love shens.
engletl Offline
#246 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
chswrst726 wrote:
Lol, what's with all the people claiming to be this guy? Does stuff like this happen a lot here? If so...I came to the right place. I love shens.

see post #227

That will explain it all
LetsRock Offline
#247 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
Ok here we go....Operation Azz Destruction of Lets Rock....

Hans #1 tonight comes from Columbia, SC...

Uzi
Alec Bradley Tempus
Don Pepin Grcia Cuban Classic (yeah boy!)
Carrillo Short Run
La Aroma de Cuba Mi Amor
Joya De Nicaragua Antano
not to mention some assorted Oregon Ducks paraphernalia

real nice HansSMG

Hans #2 tonight comes from Silver Springs, FL

MOW
Uzi
Obsidian
Undercrown
La Flor Dominica
La Aurora Dede 1903
La Aurora Cameroon Lancero
LP #9 (yes indeed)
AF Gran Reserva x2

sweet hit...

Hans #3 is brought to you from Central Point, OR

AF Rosado Gran Reserva
MOW
Famous Smoke Shop Nic Selection
Camacho Diploma
Cain Straight Ligero
Sencillo

thank you OR Hans

Hans #4 is from Cincinnatti, OH

Feral Pig (love these)
5V A
TAT Mummy (YES!!!!)
Por Larranaga Habana CC (holy chit)
Carrillo

this is a very nice hit

Hans #5 falls under the category of ARE YOU FU KING KIDDIN ME!! This Hans is a shifty one by using a huge brown box so I cant tell the zip it originated from unless its 32935 (Melbourne, FL) which is the only number that could be a zip on the label

Here we gooo...hang onto your hats

Carrillo X2
La Gloria Cubana Trunk Show 2012 LR - 1 and YG-23
Illustone mj12
TAT Apocalypse
Room101 SA
Quesdada Howitzer (this could hurt me)
Asylum 2012
Viaje Reserva Limited Edition
TAT Fausto 114
Camacho Liberty 2010 in the coffin

Now this is where is gets even more ridiculous
The following are ALL CC's
Sancho Panza 2002
Cuaba 2002
Vegueros
Diplomaticos H Upmann 2002
Fonseca
San Cristobal de Habana 2005
Romeo Y Julieta short churchhill 2005

Are you ready for this.... a CAO Sopranos Limited edition gift set. It comes in the most amazing box. I had no clue what this was...upon opening it I discover:

an 86 ring gauge to celbrate the 86 episodes they made
also were the funkiest cigars I have ever seen in the shapes of:

A baseball bat (for effective communication) x2
A bottle of champagne (for celebrations) x2

I am totally speechless by this destruction. I am totally humbled and VERY appreciative. You FOGS won and will not see this noob out of line for quire some time!!!!

Ron



engletl Offline
#248 Posted:
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Posts: 26,493
And to think...it aint even half over yet

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ZRX1200 Offline
#249 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,682
Wait till tomorrow!
LetsRock Offline
#250 Posted:
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t33bone wrote:
Epic bombing run? And I didn't know anything about this? Am I a vet/fog? I demand to be involved.

LR, WTF you do to piss of the fog ??????????????????????


Apparently they are not a big fan of a noob chit stirrer!!
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