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A VERY suspicious package landed today.......
engletl Offline
#51 Posted:
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watchurai wrote:
The DED does as The DED wants. Respect.... ram27bat

So true!
carls7069 Offline
#52 Posted:
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Holy Mother of Pearl!
Me next! Frying pan horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse Frying pan horse
delta1 Offline
#53 Posted:
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OK, LetsRock, you now have some elitist sticks that you can put up in whizzy's Elitist Super Bowl pool. Elitist cigars are like money, and should never be smoked.........
LetsRock Offline
#54 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
OK, LetsRock, you now have some elitist sticks that you can put up in whizzy's Elitist Super Bowl pool. Elitist cigars are like money, and should never be smoked.........


This is true but I need to savior having them before I go and lose them. Just having them makes me happy.
engletl Offline
#55 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
This is true but I need to savior having them before I go and lose them. Just having them makes me happy.


just don't be drooling on them! d'oh!
LetsRock Offline
#56 Posted:
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engletl wrote:
just don't be drooling on them! d'oh!


I slept with them under my pillow last night so they might have gotten some drool splashed on them.
engletl Offline
#57 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
I slept with them under my pillow last night so they might have gotten some drool splashed on them.

Well I guess that is better than having you slobber all over them

Drool
Campage Offline
#58 Posted:
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Just don't get boxer drool on my anarchy.
csiegels Offline
#59 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
I slept with them under my pillow last night so they might have gotten some drool splashed on them.


Remind me to sterilize the smokes before we herf.


Nice hit on the noob instigator! Beer
engletl Offline
#60 Posted:
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csiegels wrote:
Remind me to sterilize the smokes before we herf.


Nice hit on the noob instigator! Beer



I wonder where the D.O.F. is?
LetsRock Offline
#61 Posted:
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engletl wrote:
I wonder where the D.O.F. is?



Ok Ill bite....what is a D.O.F.?
Campage Offline
#62 Posted:
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DOF= Da Old Fart?
csiegels Offline
#63 Posted:
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Campage wrote:
DOF= Da Old Fart?


Unwise.


illinichaser Offline
#64 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
Ok Ill bite....what is a D.O.F.?



Drowner of Fuente's d'oh!
csiegels Offline
#65 Posted:
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Making a list.
Campage Offline
#66 Posted:
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I'm just messin. Don't know what DOF is. Just sounded possible.
engletl Offline
#67 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
Ok Ill bite....what is a D.O.F.?


Defender Of FOGs is D.O.F.

shhesh...don't ya noods know how to use the search function around here???? d'oh! Brick wall
Campage Offline
#68 Posted:
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Search function no workie on my phone.
engletl Offline
#69 Posted:
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Campage wrote:
Search function no workie on my phone.

sounds like you need a phone that is a phone and a computer that is a computer then...Sarcasm
illinichaser Offline
#70 Posted:
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engletl wrote:
Defender Of FOGs is D.O.F.

shhesh...don't ya noods know how to use the search function around here???? d'oh! Brick wall



Search function needs at least 4 characters to work. . .

DOF is only 3.
Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle



but just in case I'm gonna try and see what I find.
engletl Offline
#71 Posted:
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illinichaser wrote:
Search function needs at least 4 characters to work. . .

DOF is only 3.
Whistle Whistle Whistle Whistle



but just in case I'm gonna try and see what I find.


ummm last time I checked D.O.F. was 6 characters whip
engletl Offline
#72 Posted:
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LetsRock Offline
#73 Posted:
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So I am sure you will all be surprised by this news but another bomb hit my mailbox today and guess who its from?????
whizzy1 Offline
#74 Posted:
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Busa of course
ZRX1200 Offline
#75 Posted:
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D.O.F????
engletl Offline
#76 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
So I am sure you will all be surprised by this news but another bomb hit my mailbox today and guess who its from?????


Could it be from Rodney Johnson?
(although i doubt Rod ever gave up on his man-crush he has on FGM though) Think
LetsRock Offline
#77 Posted:
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whizzy1 wrote:
Busa of course


Well it just so happens its from our good friend HANS!!! Apparently he now lives at

69 Old FOG Lane
Upyourwazoo, CA 10000

He was also nice enough to send a handwritten note that reads "Its never a good idea to mess with us vets"

The damage consists of 5 I have never had but have read on this board are amazing:

La Duena -The Boss
Camacho Diploma
Alec Bradley Crescendo
Padilla Habano
Room 101 Serie SA

I am starting to get a little concerned about the next few days and the status of my humi's.

I would like to do the right thing and say thank you to "Hans" but I cant....DAMN YOU HANS!!!

I think I am in the beginning stages of an all out assault. Where are my fellow noobs? I need help!!!
engletl Offline
#78 Posted:
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LOL...any idea who Hans is? Did you check the post mark? any "signature" items?
LetsRock Offline
#79 Posted:
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I will be locked down in the lab tonight looking for clues!!
engletl Offline
#80 Posted:
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Good Luck with that
illinichaser Offline
#81 Posted:
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Thanks for thatBrick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


I knew how to search it, but I knew what D.O.F. was without the search as well. But it is good to see some of the smacks Craig has delivered in the past.


The real irony here is that D.O.F is the one responsible for bringing the noob instigator(Ron) here in the first placeApplause Applause Applause w:d/ w:d/
engletl Offline
#82 Posted:
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illinichaser wrote:
Thanks for thatBrick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


I knew how to search it, but I knew what D.O.F. was without the search as well. But it is good to see some of the smacks Craig has delivered in the past.


The real irony here is that D.O.F is the one responsible for bringing the noob instigator(Ron) here in the first placeApplause Applause Applause w:d/ w:d/

Figured I would help you and your phone internet use by giving you da links...sheesh

d'oh!
illinichaser Offline
#83 Posted:
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Campage wrote:
Search function no workie on my phone.



fog fog Can't keep the n00d's straight. I was the 3 character nood, not the phone nood.
Beer
engletl Offline
#84 Posted:
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illinichaser wrote:
fog fog Can't keep the n00d's straight. I was the 3 character nood, not the phone nood.
Beer


same dang difference if ya ask me

FRIGGEN NOODS!!!!!

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse
schusler Offline
#85 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
Ok Ill bite....what is a D.O.F.?

drowner of fuentes
LetsRock Offline
#86 Posted:
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Jeremy..dont blame Craig...even he doesnt know what i am capable of!!
illinichaser Offline
#87 Posted:
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^

illinichaser wrote:
Drowner of Fuente's d'oh!


Schu, I beat ya to it by hours mand'oh!
illinichaser Offline
#88 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
Jeremy..dont blame Craig...even he doesnt know what i am capable of!!



I don't blame Craig, just find it funny that he would be referenced in this thread.
engletl Offline
#89 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
Jeremy..dont blame Craig...even he doesnt know what i am capable of!!


And exactly what are you capable of?

Looks to me like you are capable of getting your azz handed to ya...LOL
LetsRock Offline
#90 Posted:
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Well i cant argue that right now but i will be back!
engletl Offline
#91 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
I will be locked down in the lab tonight looking for clues!!

How's the clue searching going? Whistle
LetsRock Offline
#92 Posted:
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Not to worry Mr General dude. Just like when us noobs bombed your azz we will get the last laugh. Not sure when or where but you might want to let your fellow vets know.
engletl Offline
#93 Posted:
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I ain't worried at all...LOL
CelticBomber Offline
#94 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
Based on the reaction of all the vets i am getting that feeling that Joe Pesci had in Goodfellas when he thought he was being made and he ended up getting whacked. I believe his exact words were "oh no"!


If you see a box in the middle of a plastic sheet on your porch... heh


Leave the gun, take the Cannoli.


Celtic
TIGERCDW Offline
#95 Posted:
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GET OFF "OUR" LAWN

TIGER
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#96 Posted:
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Hahahahahahah!!!!!!
Bur Offline
#97 Posted:
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I thought I saw a puddy cat.

And SMG-BS, you have incoming, so laugh now.
LetsRock Offline
#98 Posted:
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engletl wrote:
I ain't worried at all...LOL


That kind of talk is going to get some of your friends in trouble.
LetsRock Offline
#99 Posted:
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TIGERCDW wrote:
GET OFF "OUR" LAWN

TIGER


No problem...I've heard its burnt and has crabgrass.
SMGBobbyScott Offline
#100 Posted:
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LetsRock wrote:
That kind of talk is going to get some of your friends in trouble.


I smell a hit in the air...who gets a horse head in their bed next?

horse
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