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Speyside Offline
#151 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 8:18 AM EST
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Then he thought
gummy jones Offline
#152 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 8:39 AM EST
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And he thought some more. "I've got it," he did aloud,
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#153 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 8:39 AM EST
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*said
corey sellers Offline
#154 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 8:56 AM EST
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We a going to have a
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#155 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 9:04 AM EST
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(With a seegar perched tight in his gums)
He pulls out a bazooka ...
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#156 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 9:07 AM EST
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And fires it at
Speyside Offline
#157 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 9:28 AM EST
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Hank because he was wearing a pink tutu, with a purple tiara, and everyone knows that is just so wrong.
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#158 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 9:30 AM EST
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And he is still chewing on
gummy jones Offline
#159 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 11:51 AM EST
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The same turnip stem
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#160 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 2:14 PM EST
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That was stuck in dstiegers Starfish
Speyside Offline
#161 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 9:14 PM EST
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You might ask how a tunip stem got there in the first place, but ZRX wanted to know where the turnip was. Since he really wanted to try out his elbow length latex glove.
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#162 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 11:14 PM EST
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but before he had a chance to
gummy jones Offline
#163 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 11:25 PM EST
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Remove his fanny pack
frankj1 Offline
#164 Posted: Sat, May 13 2017, 11:43 PM EST
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from his neck,
Whistlebritches Offline
#165 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 12:01 AM EST
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Z had swallowed a half gallon of
ZRX1200 Offline
#166 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 1:44 AM EST
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Gin
bassman45 Offline
#167 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 7:28 AM EST
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To wash out the taste of
corey sellers Offline
#168 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 9:05 AM EST
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Gizzum that came from
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#169 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 9:08 AM EST
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A kosher fellow he met while
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#170 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 9:09 AM EST
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Driving the van down
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#171 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 11:01 AM EST
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... By The River ...
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#172 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 12:19 PM EST
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He noticed ...
RMAN4443 Offline
#173 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 1:22 PM EST
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his favorite riverside spot was littered with used.......
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#174 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 1:44 PM EST
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Kittens, dressed up as
RMAN4443 Offline
#175 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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disgruntled Postal Workers, running a covert mission to destroy..............
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#176 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 2:05 PM EST
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Ups and FedEx because everyone knows
RMAN4443 Offline
#177 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 2:40 PM EST
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MaMa Mia that's a spicy meatball
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#178 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 4:13 PM EST
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That Mr Jones was receiving from ups and got
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#179 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 8:23 PM EST
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on the new upholstery on the squirm couch
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#180 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 9:47 PM EST
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and somehow the SSG caught wind and began their plans to...
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#181 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 9:54 PM EST
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gangstalk
RMAN4443 Offline
#182 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 11:36 PM EST
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.........but meanwhile, back in the Fortress of Solitude.......
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#183 Posted: Sun, May 14 2017, 11:51 PM EST
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Captain Lonely amused himself with a whisky soaked.....
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#184 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 12:39 AM EST
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Molotov Cocktail...
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#185 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 8:43 AM EST
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he thought, "this tastes like an improved version of"
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#186 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 9:22 AM EST
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Speyside's man juice. Speaking of Speyside, he was also seen down by the river, in a van, wearing only a pink thong and singing...
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#187 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 9:28 AM EST
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hallelujah to hank who was tied up by the
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#188 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 9:31 AM EST
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balls, hanging from a tree. Two days earlier, Speyside had kidnapped him from his home in Ohio. He was chased by the police for 50 miles but lost them when he...
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#189 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 9:49 AM EST
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Made sure CNN sent out false news that he had been sighted a bar in Canada. Meanwhile a big Orangutan
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#190 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 10:39 AM EST
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, who goes by the handle "tonygraz," put on his "che" tshirt and set out to
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#191 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 11:52 AM EST
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gather the guys and head down to the Revolution to take charge of
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#192 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 12:23 PM EST
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The ultra-commie tradition of man-sodomy.
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#193 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 12:31 PM EST
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A lifelong tradition in his " family tree "
Speyside Offline
#194 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 12:45 PM EST
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Then he decided to smoke a good cigar, but lit up a Gurkha instead.
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#195 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 1:16 PM EST
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but this one was extra special as it was aged with
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#196 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 1:21 PM EST
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This thread reminds me of the old Celebrity Match Game show....awesome!!
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#197 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 1:31 PM EST
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Cognac that was poured across Hilary Clintons thighs and then...
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#198 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 1:45 PM EST
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...used in place of ipecac to make people violently barf.
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#199 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 2:49 PM EST
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Except for Whistlebritches, she's his natural viagra
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#200 Posted: Mon, May 15 2017, 3:22 PM EST
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At the third hour on the third day, a monkey with a toaster strolled into the local bar to...
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