Whistlebritches: I was in Thailand playing ping-pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high stakes game in some opium den. Turns out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat 'em, they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... they held me down and shoved a ping-pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. Damaged goods.
Teedubbya: Gosh, Ron, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I would do if someone shoved a paddle handle up my ass.
Whistlebritches: It wasn't the handle. I've been ****ting pancakes ever since.
ZRX: Ron... we are not so different, you and I. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. I got over it. You will, too.
[puts a comforting hand on Rons shoulder]
ZRX: You will, too.