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danmdevries Offline
#301 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 8:56 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Crab people


Look like crabs but taste like people.
teedubbya Offline
#302 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 8:58 PM EST
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Rough 4th for me. I was shooting a bottle rocket out my pee hole and got hurt bad.
frankj1 Offline
#303 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 9:04 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Rough 4th for me. I was shooting a bottle rocket out my pee hole and got hurt bad.

wrong hole, noob.
bgz Offline
#304 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 9:05 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Rough 4th for me. I was shooting a bottle rocket out my pee hole and got hurt bad.


I tried that once, except it wasn't my pee hole, it was some drunk, passed out guys' pee hole. I'm sure he didn't feel so great when he woke up.
danmdevries Offline
#305 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 9:31 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Rough 4th for me. I was shooting a bottle rocket out my pee hole and got hurt bad.


Get all the little red splinters out?
teedubbya Offline
#306 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 9:43 PM EST
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They ashed up
bgz Offline
#307 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 10:02 PM EST
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TWs a beast.
Peckerhead Offline
#308 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 12:01 AM EST
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Happy 5th mofos. ..oh wait, it's almost the 6th. what a blur of a weekend....
danmdevries Offline
#309 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 3:29 AM EST
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Morning dudes.

Happy Thursday
8trackdisco Offline
#310 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 5:12 AM EST
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Back into the batter's box.
danmdevries Offline
#311 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 5:47 AM EST
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Must be a bad batch of heroin going around my area again...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#312 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 6:10 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#313 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 6:52 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
gummy jones Offline
#314 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 7:30 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Look like crabs but taste like people.


made with real people
mmmm
MACS Offline
#315 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 7:50 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Must be a bad batch of heroin going around my area again...


Kinda makes you wonder, is there a 'good' batch of heroin? All of it destroys you, some of it just speeds up the process.

When you're circling the drain do you want to spin faster to get it over with, or slower and prolong the agonizing death?
bgz Offline
#316 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 8:19 AM EST
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Mornin... trying to get used to this getting up early stuff... not liking it.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#317 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 9:58 AM EST
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Back to work today. Is it Friday yet?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#318 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 10:08 AM EST
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Mornin', fellas!

Hope everyone had a good holiday and everyone still has all their fingers.

Fishing sucked this weekend in PA due to some storms that rolled through. Still caught 3 in our limited fishing time. Nice to get away and relax though.

Just trying to get through the next week. Heading to Canada next Friday morning for some great fishing. Last year my buddy and I caught 100 total good sized bass in a 6 hour period. Hoping for another good trip this year. I think I caught like 108 for the week last year. Hoping to break that number this year. Can't wait to catch some pike, walleye, small mouth and large mouth. Canada fishing is fantastic!
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#319 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 10:21 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
Mornin... trying to get used to this getting up early stuff... not liking it.

I know it sounds counter intuitive, but if you stop eating the food that guy gives you, you'll wake up feeling more energetic... your memory will improve too...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#320 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 10:22 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Kinda makes you wonder, is there a 'good' batch of heroin? All of it destroys you, some of it just speeds up the process.

When you're circling the drain do you want to spin faster to get it over with, or slower and prolong the agonizing death?

I think its called demerol...
bgz Offline
#321 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 10:33 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I know it sounds counter intuitive, but if you stop eating the food that guy gives you, you'll wake up feeling more energetic... your memory will improve too...


You're right, frozen burritos it is. Fuggin vitamin junkies.
delta1 Offline
#322 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 12:25 PM EST
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somebody giving away free food?
DrafterX Offline
#323 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 12:33 PM EST
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McDonalds.... Unsure
bgz Offline
#324 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 12:35 PM EST
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No, I have to buy the crap that opel won't eat from the guy next door.
MACS Offline
#325 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 2:27 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
somebody giving away free food?


Yep... I went to the gang unit office and they had just returned with burritos and gave me one. Good thing, too, because lunch in the dining room looked awful.

It was small, though... and I'm still hungry. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#326 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 3:15 PM EST
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so you prefer large burritos..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#327 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 3:26 PM EST
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And chalupas
MACS Offline
#328 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 3:31 PM EST
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And chimichangas.
bgz Offline
#329 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 3:31 PM EST
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And Drafter size chimichangas
NapalmMan67 Offline
#330 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 3:46 PM EST
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Leftover dago brat, spicy tater salad and deviled eggs for lunch.

Nobody that's come to see me in my office this afternoon has stayed very long.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#331 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 3:52 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
And chimichangas.

and meat flutes!
DrafterX Offline
#332 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 4:04 PM EST
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that would be gay... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#333 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 4:10 PM EST
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Chicken flautas are as hetero as Chuck Norris...
bgz Offline
#334 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 4:12 PM EST
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Cuck Norris is gay?
delta1 Offline
#335 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 5:50 PM EST
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
Leftover dago brat, spicy tater salad and deviled eggs for lunch.

Nobody that's come to see me in my office this afternoon has stayed very long.



BARF!
8trackdisco Offline
#336 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 7:21 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Must be a bad batch of heroin going around my area again...


That bar am thing is great. People can OD time after time with no consequences.... unless you are a taxpayer.
danmdevries Offline
#337 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 9:01 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
That bar am thing is great. People can OD time after time with no consequences.... unless you are a taxpayer.


It seems like it's not responding to narcan (I'm assuming bar am = narcan) even at high doses. Would make sense if it's a synthetic fentanyl derivative. But not getting any response after multiple doses. At least 5 dead that I saw over the weekend. Several more probably dead, but have a pulse on a vent in icu so not technically dead yet
opelmanta1900 Offline
#338 Posted: Thu, Jul 6 2017, 9:59 PM EST
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what kinda drug dealer thinks it's a good idea to sell a product that kills that many of your customers?
watchurai Offline
#339 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 3:55 AM EST
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Dudes.

Last work day before vacation. The past three weeks have been pretty insane, seriously ready for some away time.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#340 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 4:24 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all

Enjoy a well-deserved vacation, Watch
8trackdisco Offline
#341 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 5:09 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
It seems like it's not responding to narcan (I'm assuming bar am = narcan) even at high doses. Would make sense if it's a synthetic fentanyl derivative. But not getting any response after multiple doses. At least 5 dead that I saw over the weekend. Several more probably dead, but have a pulse on a vent in icu so not technically dead yet


Yes, narcam. Stupid spellcheck.

Opel has a good point.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#342 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 6:42 AM EST
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Good morning! Happy Friday, yo!

Poker, cigars and beer tonight then a 3.5 work week next week followed by 10.5 days off for my Canada fishing trip. I'm pumped!
DrafterX Offline
#343 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 7:15 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#344 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 7:17 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Cool Dudes..


Drafter!
DrafterX Offline
#345 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 7:43 AM EST
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Morning Hank... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#346 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 7:44 AM EST
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damn fruit flies or gnats or somethin been flying around the office all week.... irritating at best... Mad
MACS Offline
#347 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 7:46 AM EST
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The dealers don't care once the money has been paid. The profit was made, and the next idiot is already in line to buy his next batch.

When there's noone left in line, they'll start to worry about it. Until then, P.T. Barnum has a message for all the dopers out there...
DrafterX Offline
#348 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 7:47 AM EST
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Mellow
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#349 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 8:35 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
damn fruit flies or gnats or somethin been flying around the office all week.... irritating at best... Mad

Same thing happened at my office........it's been weeks and I still am bothered with a few. Never happened before.
DrafterX Offline
#350 Posted: Fri, Jul 7 2017, 8:38 AM EST
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prolly the Russians.... Mad
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