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opelmanta1900 Offline
#251 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 11:54 PM EST
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Diving in dirty kelp paddy's... That's how you get hep sea...
victor809 Offline
#252 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 12:12 AM EST
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Hehehe... that was just about perfect.
danmdevries Offline
#253 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 2:29 AM EST
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Lolz
danmdevries Offline
#254 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 2:30 AM EST
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Happy Tuesday

Have a safe and fun fourth dudes.

Don't shoot bottlerockets or roman candles out your butthole. Also, a sparkler in the peehole is a bad time.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#255 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 7:46 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all. Hope everyone has a great holiday!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#256 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 7:47 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:


Don't shoot bottlerockets or roman candles out your butthole. Also, a sparkler in the peehole is a bad time.


Good advice, Dan, but I'm confused by all these obscure medical terms.
danmdevries Offline
#257 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 8:56 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good advice, Dan, but I'm confused by all these obscure medical terms.


Now you have me wondering if there's an icd10 code for traumatic urethral laceration by fireworks.... There's a code for injury due to being pulled into jet engine, and many other very obscure and specific drg's so it wouldn't surprise me if there's at least a firework-related code for genital trauma.

And yes, my examples were true stories. Don't try this at home kids.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#258 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 9:03 AM EST
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I'm going to find a way to work traumatic urethral laceration into a conversation today.
dkeage Offline
#259 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 9:17 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Now you have me wondering if there's an icd10 code for traumatic urethral laceration by fireworks.... There's a code for injury due to being pulled into jet engine, and many other very obscure and specific drg's so it wouldn't surprise me if there's at least a firework-related code for genital trauma.

And yes, my examples were true stories. Don't try this at home kids.



If there is not a specific code, then just list any codes that mention urethral , genital, and laceration and see how much the insurance company will pay......d'oh!
Speyside Offline
#260 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 9:17 AM EST
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LMAO! Or should I say pissing my pants? Morning everyone. Dan, you should post your best story from today when you get a chance.
RMAN4443 Offline
#261 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 9:30 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Now you have me wondering if there's an icd10 code for traumatic urethral laceration by fireworks.... There's a code for injury due to being pulled into jet engine, and many other very obscure and specific drg's so it wouldn't surprise me if there's at least a firework-related code for genital trauma.

And yes, my examples were true stories. Don't try this at home kids.

The scariest sentence in the English language......."Hold My Beer and Watch this".......never ends wellNot talking
DrafterX Offline
#262 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 9:31 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
gummy jones Offline
#263 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 9:36 AM EST
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happy Independence Day you commies
8trackdisco Offline
#264 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 10:03 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Diving in dirty kelp paddy's... That's how you get hep sea...


Ba-da-bum-tisshhhhh!
8trackdisco Offline
#265 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 10:04 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Happy Tuesday

Have a safe and fun fourth dudes.

Don't shoot bottlerockets or roman candles out your butthole. Also, a sparkler in the peehole is a bad time.


Sounds like you caseload tonight.
8trackdisco Offline
#266 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 10:06 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
LMAO! Or should I say pissing my pants? Morning everyone. Dan, you should post your best story from today when you get a chance.


Love this idea!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#267 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 10:09 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Love this idea!

+1! We should do weekly story time with Dan...
delta1 Offline
#268 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 10:56 AM EST
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...the DMD Chronicles!!!
victor809 Offline
#269 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 4:10 PM EST
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...tentativley titled "What I found in a rectum this week, and i just want my wife to leave me the f*ck alone."
MACS Offline
#270 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 4:50 PM EST
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Ozzy Man Review. You're welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcz9wmgSv-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPu4aUY8uDE
RMAN4443 Offline
#271 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 6:00 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
...tentativley titled "What I found in a rectum this week, and i just want my wife to leave me the f*ck alone."

"Just Another Day at the Orifice"...............by DmD........ is 5% of the profits to much?Anxious
bgz Offline
#272 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 9:58 PM EST
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Happy 4th, first time today I had a chance to just chill at home. Don't even care about fireworks tonight, I'll be crashing, got up too early to go play golf.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#273 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 10:13 PM EST
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Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't let his kids cry and whine and run around and do whatever the #@$% comes into their mind???

Happy fourth...
Peckerhead Offline
#274 Posted: Tue, Jul 4 2017, 10:34 PM EST
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^^Those 714's will also calm your kids down. *noted
bgz Offline
#275 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 1:01 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't let his kids cry and whine and run around and do whatever the #@$% comes into their mind???

Happy fourth...



Probably, the rest of us just said fuggit... can't slap them upside their head anymore, it's over... they won, lol.
danmdevries Offline
#276 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 2:25 AM EST
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I have no stories to share...

HHD dudes
DrMaddVibe Offline
#277 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 4:37 AM EST
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Still giddy about buying a boat.
8trackdisco Offline
#278 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 5:12 AM EST
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Back to a four day run.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#279 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 6:41 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#280 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 7:13 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
Speyside Offline
#281 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 7:36 AM EST
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Morning
MACS Offline
#282 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 7:41 AM EST
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Is it just me, or has 2017 been flying by? It seemed like new years just happened and now the year is half over. fog
DrafterX Offline
#283 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 7:46 AM EST
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That's what they say... Mellow
gummy jones Offline
#284 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 7:58 AM EST
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literally didnt sleep last night
and this coffee isnt strong enough
DrafterX Offline
#285 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 8:06 AM EST
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Didn't sleep well either.... maybe cause I slept in and didn't drink anything yesterday.... I had been getting beered up pretty good the few days prior... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#286 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 9:34 AM EST
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Thankfully I don't have to be back at work till 11p tonight. Finished my 7 nights in a row. But going in for a coworker who has an early flight tomorrow.

I'm beat. 96 night hours in 7 days is not fun. I do it every other week so I can work week on/week off but adding another day is torture.
danmdevries Offline
#287 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 9:37 AM EST
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I really can't complain though. Week on/week off kicks ass. Both mine, and the figurative sense.

Only off for 2 days this time, got a racetrack weekend following so gotta get my 48hrs in before I leave.
DrafterX Offline
#288 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 12:40 PM EST
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beef chimichanga... rice & bean.. chips... BigGrin
bgz Offline
#289 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 12:51 PM EST
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Breakfast burrito from the infamous guy next door that some people are certain is at some point going to "r word" me.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#290 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 1:00 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Probably, the rest of us just said fuggit... can't slap them upside their head anymore, it's over... they won, lol.

you make a good point... breakfast burrito, huh? do you order extra roofy-de-gallo?
RMAN4443 Offline
#291 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 1:01 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Breakfast burrito from the infamous guy next door that some people are certain is at some point going to "r word" me.

maybe he's trying to fatten you up so he can "R"oast you Think OhMyGod
bgz Offline
#292 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 1:12 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
maybe he's trying to fatten you up so he can "R"oast you Think OhMyGod


Could be, nobody actually told me which "R word" it was, lol.
bgz Offline
#293 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 1:13 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
you make a good point... breakfast burrito, huh? do you order extra roofy-de-gallo?


I wasn't explicit, but I'm feeling like that might be the case.
victor809 Offline
#294 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 5:38 PM EST
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Lost another one... a while ago.
Found out today an old friend of mine from over a decade ago killed herself 3 years ago. The two of us worked together at the bar, travelled to the Czech republic... heck... I watched her screw some guy on my armchair in a strange foursome my roommate set up that I wandered through coming home from work....

Apparently she killed herself in 2014. I hadn't spoken to her in years ... she went to do lawyer things in the virgin islands .. i went to do whatever I do in dc. I wonder if I had sent her an email... or given her a call if she would have been ok.

Hell... I had to hear about this from some girl I'd had sex with over the course of a couple days who I still do keep tabs on...
JadeRose Offline
#295 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 5:44 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Lost another one... a while ago.
Found out today an old friend of mine from over a decade ago killed herself 3 years ago.





Obviously very close


Prayers sent.
victor809 Offline
#296 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 5:47 PM EST
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Not close. But it makes you wonder if you put in the effort to stay close whether they'd still be alive.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#297 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 5:50 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Not close. But it makes you wonder if you put in the effort to stay close whether they'd still be alive.

sometimes effort in one direction is robbery from another...
victor809 Offline
#298 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 5:53 PM EST
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I dunno. I probably could have stolen some effort from playing a video game or reading or wasting time on a discount cigar forum and there wouldn't have been any negative impact.
gummy jones Offline
#299 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 5:59 PM EST
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Crab people
MACS Offline
#300 Posted: Wed, Jul 5 2017, 7:05 PM EST
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All the fun with the new guy... and the wife made me spaghetti with Italian sausage, AND garlic bread.

I'm on top of the world!!
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