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frankj1 Offline
#201 Posted: Sun, Jul 2 2017, 7:25 PM EST
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just back from da beach. second day in a row.

hot, but beautiful weather, water was freezing at the Jewish Riviera though. Tripod shrunk to merely "gifted".
8trackdisco Offline
#202 Posted: Sun, Jul 2 2017, 8:08 PM EST
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Lost the battle with grass pollen today. Still got an hour or two on the hammock.

Decent day. Back to the rockpile in the morn.
8trackdisco Offline
#203 Posted: Sun, Jul 2 2017, 8:11 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Watching the Confederations Cup final. Still sorer than I'd like to be, but can't really complain.


What were you doing to bring on the soreness?

Taped the Confederate Cup. Only made it to halftime. The second half is on Tuesday's viewing agenda.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#204 Posted: Sun, Jul 2 2017, 11:11 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
What were you doing to bring on the soreness?

Taped the Confederate Cup. Only made it to halftime. The second half is on Tuesday's viewing agenda.


Hernia surgery last week. Wish it had been something more fun....
danmdevries Online
#205 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 3:45 AM EST
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Welcome back to Monday dudes
8trackdisco Offline
#206 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 5:10 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Hernia surgery last week. Wish it had been something more fun....


I'll say.

Take it easy.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#207 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 6:47 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
MACS Offline
#208 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 7:31 AM EST
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Working today. Off tomorrow.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#209 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 8:19 AM EST
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Hi ho, hi ho it's off to work I go. Happy Monday.
danmdevries Online
#210 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 8:27 AM EST
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So, a patient last night had a 7 lb poo...

It was impressive.

Didn't weigh the poo, but it happened after morning weights so I took another weight. Down 7lb.

Would have been even better if it wasnt used for fingerpainting and sculpting by the patient... ram27bat
tamapatom Offline
#211 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 8:42 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
So, a patient last night had a 7 lb poo...

It was impressive.

Didn't weigh the poo, but it happened after morning weights so I took another weight. Down 7lb.

Would have been even better if it wasnt used for fingerpainting and sculpting by the patient... ram27bat

What is the weight mass ratio of poo? Is it a linear relationship or is their a variable weight/mass relationship? Can you continue this study and show us graphs?
DrafterX Offline
#212 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 9:00 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
bgz Offline
#213 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 9:24 AM EST
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*yawn* guess I should get up.
Speyside Offline
#214 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:14 AM EST
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Morning gang.
RMAN4443 Offline
#215 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:19 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
What is the weight mass ratio of poo? Is it a linear relationship or is their a variable weight/mass relationship? Can you continue this study and show us graphs?

Someone showed me an article on the internet a week or so ago, a man had a 29# turd surgically removed.......Talk about being full of Chit!

http://defiantamerica.com/constipated-man-29-pounds-feces-surgically-removed/ Full of crap d'oh!
gummy jones Offline
#216 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:21 AM EST
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had to wade through 1000s of new, awesome lots to even find this thread
RMAN4443 Offline
#217 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:21 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
What is the weight mass ratio of poo? Is it a linear relationship or is their a variable weight/mass relationship? Can you continue this study and show us graphs?

So,what your asking is, Was there corn??Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#218 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:57 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
had to wade through 1000s of new, awesome lots to even find this thread

tremendous post!
gummy jones Offline
#219 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 11:09 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
tremendous post!


tremendous lots!
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#220 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 11:35 AM EST
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2 gringos chupacabra brisket magic. Google it. Buy it. I usually make my own but I've been using this in everything. Chicken last night, eggs this morning, potatoe salad for lunch. Yum.

The end.
MACS Offline
#221 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 11:59 AM EST
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What's in it? Looks interesting...
bgz Offline
#222 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 3:14 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
2 gringos chupacabra brisket magic. Google it. Buy it. I usually make my own but I've been using this in everything. Chicken last night, eggs this morning, potatoe salad for lunch. Yum.

The end.


The reviews on Amazon for this stuff is through the roof, might have to pick me some one of these days I'm just sitting around buying random sh17 on Amazon (happens).
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#223 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 3:56 PM EST
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my problem with products like this one is that at least 50% of the ingredients are functional ingredients that keep it shelf stable, stop it from clumping in the jar, or prevent the other ingredients from going stale...

Salt, Garlic, Sugar, Brown Sugar, Onion, Paprika, Chili Peppers, Bell Peppers, Butter, Lemon...

easy to do at home... but when you want to buy it, they have to add a bunch of stuff it only needs because it has to be made shelf stable... just my thought...
MACS Offline
#224 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:03 PM EST
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I don't disagree, at all, Opel... I like making my own dry rub, but even then I still have to buy the different spices from the store. Smoked paprika, cumin, granulated garlic... etc.
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#225 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:07 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
my problem with products like this one is that at least 50% of the ingredients are functional ingredients that keep it shelf stable, stop it from clumping in the jar, or prevent the other ingredients from going stale...

Salt, Garlic, Sugar, Brown Sugar, Onion, Paprika, Chili Peppers, Bell Peppers, Butter, Lemon...

easy to do at home... but when you want to buy it, they have to add a bunch of stuff it only needs because it has to be made shelf stable... just my thought...



And usually for me, wayyy to much. I'm not a salt-a-holic, I rarely use it when cooking.

Homemade dry rub is way better than store/online bought stuff imo.


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opelmanta1900 Offline
#226 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:08 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I don't disagree, at all, Opel... I like making my own dry rub, but even then I still have to buy the different spices from the store. Smoked paprika, cumin, granulated garlic... etc.

nonsense! you should be growing all of that yourself! there's no excuse not to have an 8 year supply of self-smoked paprika at all times...
dkeage Offline
#227 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:15 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
nonsense! you should be growing all of that yourself! there's no excuse not to have an 8 year supply of self-smoked paprika at all times...



I think Shawn paved his yard. Tough to grow stuff
bgz Offline
#228 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:21 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
my problem with products like this one is that at least 50% of the ingredients are functional ingredients that keep it shelf stable, stop it from clumping in the jar, or prevent the other ingredients from going stale...

Salt, Garlic, Sugar, Brown Sugar, Onion, Paprika, Chili Peppers, Bell Peppers, Butter, Lemon...

easy to do at home... but when you want to buy it, they have to add a bunch of stuff it only needs because it has to be made shelf stable... just my thought...


Never underestimate the power of laziness.

Besides... all those proprietary preservatives give it flavor you just can't get with freshly grown stuff.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#229 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:23 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Never underestimate the power of laziness.

Besides... all those proprietary preservatives give it flavor you just can't get with freshly grown stuff.


mmmm.... the taste of cancer and regret...
MACS Offline
#230 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:24 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
I think Shawn paved his yard. Tough to grow stuff


Yeah... the "soil" is more like sand/dust... and it's now covered with artificial turf and rocks.
bgz Offline
#231 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:45 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
mmmm.... the taste of cancer and regret...


Haven't you learned by now?

Everything gives you cancer and regret.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#232 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:49 PM EST
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not aids...
delta1 Offline
#233 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:49 PM EST
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My wife and I are thinking about putting in artificial turf in both our front and back yards. We live in a desert: the likelihood of continuing droughts and the cost of water are weighing in that direction.
bgz Offline
#234 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:53 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
not aids...


So if you got aids, you wouldn't regret it?

I gotta call bs on that one.
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#235 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:54 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
not aids...


And Anthrax
opelmanta1900 Offline
#236 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:55 PM EST
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yup, and anthrax...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#237 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 4:56 PM EST
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speaking of anthrax, anyone heard from kingofthecove? he's been quiet...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#238 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 5:00 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
speaking of anthrax, anyone heard from kingofthecove? he's been quiet...



Isn't he looking for CROS???Think
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#239 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 5:04 PM EST
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I usually make my own or if I need a pound or more send my recipe to a local herb company to have them make it. This stuff is good though. As is rib stars brisket rub.
gummy jones Offline
#240 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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I could use my brisket rubbed
opelmanta1900 Offline
#241 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 5:29 PM EST
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craigslist...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#242 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 5:37 PM EST
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Grilling burgers and stuff for the Monkey House. Headed to the lake tomorrow with friends. Should be a lovely time. God bless America.
delta1 Offline
#243 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 6:14 PM EST
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Have a safe trip...that new Planet of the Apes movie looks pretty good...you or any of your peeps in it?
gummy jones Offline
#244 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 6:40 PM EST
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It's not called planet of the monkeys silly
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#245 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 7:31 PM EST
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12 ponds of bone-in shoulder smoked. Bet half was eating letting it rest.
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#246 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 8:05 PM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
12 ponds of bone-in shoulder smoked. Bet half was eating letting it rest.



Put our pork butt in a cooler just now to rest
8trackdisco Offline
#247 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:04 PM EST
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Goodnight.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#248 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:20 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Have a safe trip...that new Planet of the Apes movie looks pretty good...you or any of your peeps in it?


Maybe a distant cousin or two...
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#249 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:45 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
What is the weight mass ratio of poo? Is it a linear relationship or is their a variable weight/mass relationship? Can you continue this study and show us graphs?


Full of crap
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#250 Posted: Mon, Jul 3 2017, 10:57 PM EST
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Survived the dive in the "kelp forests" of Monterey... interesting but with visibility at 10 ft it really is hard to see much. No sharks showed up to try to eat me or anything fun like that.
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