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watchurai Offline
#351 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 3:07 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
and you know what big feet mean..... take the neosporin


Z ain't sportin no foot. He'd be in porno, not an 80s econoline with free ice cream on the side.
teedubbya Offline
#352 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 3:08 PM EST
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true true
watchurai Offline
#353 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 3:10 PM EST
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I hear d when bloody saw drafters slim Jim he tried to snap into it.

That explains the lingering outrage....
teedubbya Offline
#354 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 3:13 PM EST
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yea... drafter only sleeps with men. you would have thought bloody knew that.
watchurai Offline
#355 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 3:16 PM EST
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Yah....never bring a hunger for snacks to a tummy sticks party, I guess.
DrafterX Offline
#356 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 3:30 PM EST
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freaks.. and I'm not even sure what you said.. Not talking
SmokeMonkey Offline
#357 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 4:18 PM EST
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Day two back at work in the books. Still tired but not anything like yesterday. Hope hump day treated everyone well.


Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Also got cleared to have an occasional cigar again. Praise God for that one.


Good deal, Hank. Do you get to define "occasional?"
frankj1 Offline
#358 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 5:13 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
freaks.. and I'm not even sure what you said.. Not talking

I was kinda hoping you could clarify it for me.
MACS Offline
#359 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 5:46 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I was kinda hoping you could clarify it for me.


Sexual innuendo laced with ad slogans, euphemisms, and such...
danmdevries Offline
#360 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 6:18 PM EST
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Back to work. Last one then camping.
frankj1 Offline
#361 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 6:34 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Sexual innuendo laced with ad slogans, euphemisms, and such...

ah, so business as usual.
delta1 Offline
#362 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 8:58 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I was kinda hoping you could clarify it for me.



ZRX is not well endowed, which explains why he's luring guys into his van by the river with ice cream...

...those who do are advised to take medication...

...Bloody Spaniard and Drafter had sex together, but BS mistook Drafter's organ for a small, thin, smoked sausage and bit it...

...Drafter is still irate that he's only half the man he used to be... because BS is not all male, which Drafter prefers...and also because BS did not rub bellies while spouting an erection with Drafter after he bit him...

...
frankj1 Offline
#363 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 9:00 PM EST
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thank you! I was wondering if I was the only one who thought this.
delta1 Offline
#364 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 9:02 PM EST
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no prob
MACS Offline
#365 Posted: Wed, Sep 27 2017, 9:03 PM EST
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Huh... delta speaks teedub.
Ewok126 Offline
#366 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 12:17 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Huh... delta speaks teedub.



Of course Delta speaks teebub, Delta is a professional ThumpUp
danmdevries Offline
#367 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 2:58 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas
8trackdisco Offline
#368 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 5:10 AM EST
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Let's do Thursday.
Ewok126 Offline
#369 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 6:18 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Let's do Thursday.



Nope! I am going to skip straight on to Friday, I will catch you when you get there.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#370 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 6:33 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#371 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 6:56 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#372 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 12:35 PM EST
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beef chimchanga.. rice & bean.. chips.. BigGrin
delta1 Offline
#373 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 12:43 PM EST
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only one bean? good to see you cutting back, taking a little load off that new knee...
MACS Offline
#374 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 1:42 PM EST
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Chikens & rice...
Ram27 Offline
#375 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Chikens & rice...



.....................and everything nice. Herfing





Howdy all. ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#376 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 4:03 PM EST
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Ram..!! Laugh
teedubbya Offline
#377 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 4:49 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
.....................and everything nice. Herfing





Howdy all. ram27bat



MACS is a chick?
danmdevries Offline
#378 Posted: Thu, Sep 28 2017, 4:58 PM EST
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Egg sassage n cheez sammiches
Ewok126 Offline
#379 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 12:36 AM EST
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Dry rub BBQ Chicken with TMCTLT Peach Habanero Hot Sauce. It was top of the line for sure. Thank you TMCTLT I greatly appreciate it.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#380 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 5:28 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#381 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 5:31 AM EST
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danmdevries Offline
#382 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 5:42 AM EST
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Morning Friday fellas
MACS Offline
#383 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:27 AM EST
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Took the day off... and woke up at 3:30am.

Currently 56, with a high of 92 in the forecast.
DrafterX Offline
#384 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:51 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
teedubbya Offline
#385 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:53 AM EST
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Last day of work for a few weeks.
MACS Offline
#386 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:53 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Last day of work for a few weeks.


Lucky!!
DrafterX Offline
#387 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:53 AM EST
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you should hit your boss in da head with a shovel... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#388 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 7:28 AM EST
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Why do you think I'm leaving the country?
DrafterX Offline
#389 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 7:44 AM EST
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to look for CROS... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#390 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 7:46 AM EST
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CROS was on that Puerto Rican puppy beach when the storm hit
teedubbya Offline
#391 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 7:46 AM EST
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Looking for his coyote
DrafterX Offline
#392 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 7:48 AM EST
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OhMyGod
Speyside Offline
#393 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 9:17 AM EST
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Morning people.
BuckyB93 Offline
#394 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 9:20 AM EST
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Got to work this morning with a stream of stupid e-mails... the bitch in our regulatory compliance department has been pissing me off all week... some dude in another plant of ours down in South Carolina doesn't seem to know how to calculate surface area (after 3 phone conversations and a few e-mails)

Probably best if I stay away from my desk. Might just hang out in the clean room and do some stuff on the mfg floor then leave early.
8trackdisco Offline
#395 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:19 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Got to work this morning with a stream of stupid e-mails... the bitch in our regulatory compliance department has been pissing me off all week... some dude in another plant of ours down in South Carolina doesn't seem to know how to calculate surface area (after 3 phone conversations and a few e-mails)

Probably best if I stay away from my desk. Might just hang out in the clean room and do some stuff on the mfg floor then leave early.


Fight the good fight, but carefully. We are going through a reorganization. Pins and needles. Popping up on HR or Compliance radars are the last two places you want to appear upon.

Choose your battles wisely.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#396 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:25 PM EST
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Watching the U, Laranja and Dripping Springs in hand (pour a little out for Wheel - RIP). Lovely deck night.
danmdevries Offline
#397 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:33 PM EST
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Adjusted camper brakes, got it all packed up to go and wife was out doing stuff till too late. I don't want to get to campsite after dark at an unfamiliar campground. Too hard to back it in without light.

Leaving early in the morning. Already hitched up and ready to go.
frankj1 Offline
#398 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:42 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Watching the U, Laranja and Dripping Springs in hand (pour a little out for Wheel - RIP). Lovely deck night.

would that be Angel's Share or Devil's Cut?

and Tito's is swill

Wheel
8trackdisco Offline
#399 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:50 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Adjusted camper brakes, got it all packed up to go and wife was out doing stuff till too late. I don't want to get to campsite after dark at an unfamiliar campground. Too hard to back it in without light.

Leaving early in the morning. Already hitched up and ready to go.


Did you get your vasectomy yet?
SmokeMonkey Offline
#400 Posted: Fri, Sep 29 2017, 6:52 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
would that be Angel's Share or Devil's Cut?

and Tito's is swill

Wheel


In this instance, a literal pour, but a small one to respect his stature.
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