Ok now I am freaking out. First Dpnewell gives me a concussion , then Chewbacca kicks my teeth in, then brother Allen breaks my back.
I check my email a few hours ago and I get a letter from brother Rob (AKA Insomniac) host of "Should I Smoke This" on You Tube telling me I won this months drawing. He tells me that I have a choice tween Coffee, Watch, or Cigars. He said he assumes I would want Cigars as he does know me all to well.
Then I get an email just a minute ago from my wood guy, He tells me he has a butt load of 1/4 inch thick Red Oak planks that are planed and jointed all 4 sides that he had to purchase to get a lot of Bernese Teak that he was wanting. He said if I did not want them he was just going to put them in with the fire wood. I asked him the price he said FREE.
Things never ever go this well for me. I am going to wake up tomorrow and my pecker is going to fall off or something isn't it?