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Ticking Away the Moments That Makeup a Dull Day 500
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DrafterX Offline
#451 Posted: Fri, Apr 26 2019, 10:48 PM EST
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True.. true... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#452 Posted: Fri, Apr 26 2019, 11:01 PM EST
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looks like Indy this weekend...
DrafterX Offline
#453 Posted: Fri, Apr 26 2019, 11:19 PM EST
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The Dunes are cool.. Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#454 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 1:29 AM EST
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Can't sleep.

Took puppy dog and a bag of chips outside, tossed some wood on the fire and cracked another beer.

Kinda want to hit the road now and try to get this over with. At least find out if I can even make it home. But overnight towing fees would be worse if I don't make it.
danmdevries Offline
#455 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 1:39 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
The Dunes are cool.. Mellow


Too bad they were booked.

Could've avoided a lot of stress if we'd gone there. Close enough to home to call a friend to tow the camper, could afford a tow truck for my pickup.

There's a guy by me with a single tow truck home based business. I texted my neighbor to see if he'd drive over there and get me his number, see if he's down for a 6 hour tow job.
Ewok126 Offline
#456 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 3:21 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Transmission went out in the truck.

Not sure what to do.


danmdevries wrote:
Water line broke to the bathroom sink.
And...
I forgot to bring the heater.


danmdevries wrote:
Forgot my cast iron skillet. Forgot my grill tools.



Damn, Danm!

Every time you go camping some kind of multiple major mechanical thing blows up. Wife always bitching about how lazy you are, Kid is always holding you back due to some school chit. WTF, see the pattern here?

You not worf a chit at mechanical stuffs, You married a bulldog, Should have gotten a wife that swallows or likes butt stuff so no kids. Come on man, you are an edumacated person and I would expect better from you Danm.

I thought I had bad luck but chit, you make me feel like I am living the dream!

Crap don't break on me as often as it does around you, My wife dont bitch all the time. My kids know not to hold me back or its a boot to the arse. My only bad luck was losing 1/4 of my brain. Phug I am golden! You gots to learn to live right man.

Enroll in the "I wanna be a handyman school" so you can learn to fix chit so it don't blow out on you every trip, Ditch the wife or at least from now on just stick it in her butt, Drown the kid then you should be golden as well. Advice from the lil tard Bear would do you some good.jester

Seriously, I hope your vacay improves some for you.
8trackdisco Offline
#457 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 6:27 AM EST
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Good Morning, Jackalopes.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#458 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 6:52 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all

Dan, I hope your luck improves.
victor809 Offline
#459 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 7:25 AM EST
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Heading to Portugal today.
Didn't get nearly all my work done last night. Ugh
Ram27 Offline
#460 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 7:28 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Hello.



Hi MACS, morning peeps.

Hang in dan...................ram27bat
8trackdisco Offline
#461 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 7:43 AM EST
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Everything bagel w/peanut butter, coffee (somehow, an ounce of Bailey's Irish Cream spilled on the cup).

Paying bills, watching Tottenham v. West Ham.

Also watching to the next episode of The Danm Show.

Living through his life is cheaper than actually living it.
danmdevries Offline
#462 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 7:49 AM EST
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Still couldn't sleep so I left everyone behind and hit the road.

All forward gears working for now.
8trackdisco Offline
#463 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 8:05 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Still couldn't sleep so I left everyone behind and hit the road.

All forward gears working for now.


We are with you, Dan. Keep the faith.

Like an Army friend says... Don't worry about where you are, just get to point B. C, D, and E can't get done until you simply get to B.
Ewok126 Offline
#464 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 8:13 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Still couldn't sleep so I left everyone behind and hit the road.

All forward gears working for now.


Why do I get the feeling this will be the best part of your trip? Alone, a few Road Beers, some cigars. Chit now I want a vacay!fog
8trackdisco Offline
#465 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 8:34 AM EST
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Tottenham 0 West Ham United 1

No better start to a weekend.
rfenst Offline
#466 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 8:46 AM EST
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Good Morning Peeps.

Off to get an eye exam; then to buy a pair of Sperrys and some cologne.
Zero returns by the wife today!
DrafterX Offline
#467 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 8:58 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
MACS Offline
#468 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 9:16 AM EST
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Went out on a charter again, with my boat sitting in front of the house.

Found a few fish. Still not quite warm enough, but they'll bite here and there.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#469 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 9:32 AM EST
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Morning peoples
corey sellers Offline
#470 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 10:20 AM EST
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Morning gents

Good luck Dan hope everything goes as planned
danmdevries Offline
#471 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 10:34 AM EST
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So far doing well as can be.

Got the truck to my parents house. Took my dad's truck and heading out again. Another 3 hours driving. Hopefully it tows well on the drive home tomorrow.
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#472 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 11:23 AM EST
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At the doctor... Thought I was getting better, but day 9 and its starting to hit my lungs...
danmdevries Offline
#473 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 12:54 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
At the doctor... Thought I was getting better, but day 9 and its starting to hit my lungs...


If you pull the stem out while inhaling, it hits the lungs much more quickly.
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#474 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 12:56 PM EST
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Made it back to campsite.

Haven't eaten since we left the house. I can't eat when too stressed.

Making breakfast at 2pm. Chorizo, taters, cheese n eggs.

And beer. Starting to rain so movies in camper, and beer
deadeyedick Offline
#475 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 12:58 PM EST
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Ready to take the '65 Corvette out this morning for a cruse. Dead battery due to me leaving the key in accessory instead of off position. Trickle charger would take too long and was going to call danm but he seems busy.

Jumped it with the CRV and had a nice gear-stirring side pipe blasting ride.
deadeyedick Offline
#476 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 1:01 PM EST
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Hope he fixes you up Opel. Get a measles booster while you are at it.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#477 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 1:11 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
If you pull the stem out while inhaling, it hits the lungs much more quickly.

Had to switch to a bubbler a couple years back... Too old for bong loads...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#478 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 1:51 PM EST
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Always preferred a nice traditional joint. In my youth of course. Not now. That chit's still illegal here
DrafterX Offline
#479 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 2:09 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
At the doctor... Thought I was getting better, but day 9 and its starting to hit my lungs...



It's prolly the rat lungworm disease thing... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#480 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 2:22 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
It's prolly the rat lungworm disease thing... Mellow

prayers sent!
RMAN4443 Offline
#481 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 2:23 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Always preferred a nice traditional joint. In my youth of course. Not now. That chit's still illegal here

I would never even think of violating a law like that...I find it morally reprehensible, and offensive to my sensibilities...Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#482 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 2:31 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I would never even think of violating a law like that...I find it morally reprehensible, and offensive to my sensibilities...Anxious

that's cuz yer stoned.
later you'll feel different.
RMAN4443 Offline
#483 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 2:33 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
that's cuz yer stoned.
later you'll feel different.

That might explain some things...Think
MACS Offline
#484 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 2:35 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
that's cuz yer stoned.
later you'll feel different.


LOL! Sorry... that was a good'un.

Just put a brisket on the smoker. That won't be done until late tonight, so I got a couple ribeye steaks as well.

It's okay... I had a salad for lunch!
tonygraz Offline
#485 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 2:44 PM EST
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Cool windy day with showers at times. Too wet to do much outside. Smoked a couple of cigars in the garage.
deadeyedick Offline
#486 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 3:29 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Went out on a charter again, with my boat sitting in front of the house.

Found a few fish. Still not quite warm enough, but they'll bite here and there.


Think I remember they pull in a few lobsters on the boats. Are they legal to keep? Hook 'em or do they just hold on the bait?
danmdevries Offline
#487 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 3:49 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Cool windy day with showers at times. Too wet to do much outside. Smoked a couple of cigars in the garage.


Been stuck inside the camper since I got back. Did hop in the truck to visit the old flour mill, which was neat but underwhelming. Now back inside. Rain sposeda hang around till tomorrow.

But I heard it was snowing back home, so ill keep the 45 and light rain
MACS Offline
#488 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 4:20 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Think I remember they pull in a few lobsters on the boats. Are they legal to keep? Hook 'em or do they just hold on the bait?


Traps or hoop net while diving. The spiny ones ain't like Maine Lawbstah, so I ain't interested.
Speyside Offline
#489 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 4:37 PM EST
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Started snowing at 11 AM, supposed to stop at 10PM. No accumulation as of yet, hoping it stays that way.
MACS Offline
#490 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 5:29 PM EST
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I think I'll have a beer...
corey sellers Offline
#491 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 5:35 PM EST
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Or six
corey sellers Offline
#492 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 5:35 PM EST
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This is getting close lets finish
corey sellers Offline
#493 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 5:36 PM EST
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This
MACS Offline
#494 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 5:45 PM EST
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Okay... lets.
MACS Offline
#495 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 5:47 PM EST
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I got steaks to cook and a brisket to wrap in butcher paper, so here's a last little shove...
Ram27 Offline
#496 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 6:10 PM EST
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Just finished pork chops on the grill.😉



👀's like this 500 is going bye bye
ram27bat
Sunoverbeach Offline
#497 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 6:13 PM EST
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I vote no song lyrics for the next 500. My sanity needs a break
rfenst Offline
#498 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 6:14 PM EST
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Hello
rfenst Offline
#499 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 6:15 PM EST
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I want this one.
rfenst Offline
#500 Posted: Sat, Apr 27 2019, 6:16 PM EST
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Mine!
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