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Sunoverbeach Offline
#301 Posted: Tue, Apr 23 2019, 8:37 PM EST
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But were they better enough to tolerate said front ends? Knew one or two of those in my youth
Ewok126 Offline
#302 Posted: Tue, Apr 23 2019, 9:58 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
So ewok is so ugly his doctor thought his sore throat was a hemorrhoid?



LOL I cant say its not possible. No telling with these MF's. Heck he just might have thought I was cute and his gay proctologist friend might like to play and get paid for it all in one go. Who knows with these pimping sonsabitches.
frankj1 Offline
#303 Posted: Tue, Apr 23 2019, 10:15 PM EST
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sounds like a textbook case of Ed Zachary Disease...


sorry delta.
danmdevries Offline
#304 Posted: Tue, Apr 23 2019, 10:48 PM EST
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Front brakes done on the truck.

Ended up having to smash the rotors with a sledge hammer to shatter them and remove in pieces.

Bedded the new pads in the new rotors, brakes much better. Rears tomorrow along with axle seals and diff oil change
Ewok126 Offline
#305 Posted: Tue, Apr 23 2019, 11:37 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
sounds like a textbook case of Ed Zachary Disease...


sorry delta.


So Delta has Ed Zachary? Dang, that's gotta suck. Is it something like the hep but uglier?Gonz
danmdevries Offline
#306 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 4:29 AM EST
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HHD Ram n dudes
Sunoverbeach Offline
#307 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 5:30 AM EST
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Morning peoples
8trackdisco Offline
#308 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 5:46 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
I tend to agree.

You go to a Dr for a specific thing and they tend to want to set you up with 3 other specialist that has nothing to do with what you are there for.

Ex. Hi Doc, I am here to see you today because you are an ENT specialist and I have this issue with strep throat and tonsillitis all the time.

Doc says well I want you to go see my buddy the proctologist. Give me 75 bucks

Go to the proctologist and after he runs his finger up your butt he says, Ok I am going to give you a prescription of phenylephrine . Give me 75 bucks and 103 bucks at the pharmacy then go see the Osteo Surgeon.

So off to see the Osteo Surgeon just to end up paying him another 75 bucks for the visit plus 30 grand for the new rods and screws in my spine for upgrade purposes?

$30,304.00 dollars later with a sore arse, a screwed up back and a high dollar box of Preparation H that I never used all because I had a sore throat 8 months ago.

I guess this is what we can call the new model of "standard patient care"


You got it. Their Financial Gateway Drug is the Complete Physical. In themselves, they are a great idea. A once a year tune up. They used to do blood work tests on about 8 different categories. The last two years, they are up to 20.

Last year, 1 of the 20 was outside the range. Additional testing, a referral to a specialist, 30 day and 90 day follow after that? Um.... no.

They aren't going to cure death. If you die, there goes their money train.

If you call them on their bullchite, they then ask if you are sad. Maybe a referral to..... No!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#309 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 7:26 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
corey sellers Offline
#310 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 7:37 AM EST
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Morning gents
tonygraz Offline
#311 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 7:45 AM EST
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8 track- The old Seinfeld show about doctors sharing knowledge of difficult patients comes to mind.
Ram27 Online
#312 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 7:55 AM EST
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Hello...
rfenst Offline
#313 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 8:11 AM EST
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Howdy, folks.
DrafterX Offline
#314 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 10:17 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
delta1 Offline
#315 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 11:46 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
sounds like a textbook case of Ed Zachary Disease...


sorry delta.



Ewok126 wrote:
So Delta has Ed Zachary? Dang, that's gotta suck. Is it something like the hep but uglier?Gonz



much ugrier...and you guys will be velly velly solly...

Mad (ever notice how the mad emoji looks like a normal asian guy?)
opelmanta1900 Offline
#316 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 12:21 PM EST
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How do people keep falling over the edge of the grand canyon? Did they not see the giant ******* hole in the ground? I feel bad that the latest one is a 70 year old woman, but hey grandma, maybe with the hip replacement and occasional vertigo, walking on the loose gravel that surrounds a giant death pit isn't your best idea for a vacation...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#317 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 12:31 PM EST
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Well if you don't know well enough to stay out of the giant ******* hole, then you likely don't deserve to stay out of the giant ******* hole.
tonygraz Offline
#318 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 1:03 PM EST
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Just another piece of genetic cleansing - lots of cleaning yet to do.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#319 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 1:19 PM EST
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She was 70... Really good chance she already passed on those non-hole-seeing genetics...
MACS Offline
#320 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 1:37 PM EST
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300 hour service... and a couple of new, Interstate, dual purpose batteries... Just an arm, a leg, and a firstborn child.

Meh. Still worth it... it's fishing season!!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#321 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 1:43 PM EST
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I need octopus!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#322 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 2:11 PM EST
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Only talked to new mailman twice... Both times I've said something to the effect of "hey how's it going" and both times he's responded with something along the lines of "thanks, you too"... Think
victor809 Offline
#323 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 2:16 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Only talked to new mailman twice... Both times I've said something to the effect of "hey how's it going" and both times he's responded with something along the lines of "thanks, you too"... Think


Are we supposed to say anything more to the mailman?

I never spoke with the one I had in SF...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#324 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 2:20 PM EST
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Not looking for more.... I'd be willing to take less if it actually corresponded to what I said... I think he might be that word we're Not supposed to say anymore...
tamapatom Offline
#325 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 2:23 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
How do people keep falling over the edge of the grand canyon? Did they not see the giant ******* hole in the ground? I feel bad that the latest one is a 70 year old woman, but hey grandma, maybe with the hip replacement and occasional vertigo, walking on the loose gravel that surrounds a giant death pit isn't your best idea for a vacation...


Makes for a great selfie....just step another few feet back.....GOTCHA!
Ram27 Online
#326 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 2:52 PM EST
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Just said hello to my mailman, so yes victor be friendly & say hello. Frying pan


...........or don't your call.Speak to the hand


How ya'll doing this afternoon. ? ram27bat
delta1 Offline
#327 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 2:54 PM EST
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our current mailman in Corona, Tony, is prolly the most personable and helpful one I can remember...our first encounter was when I went to the common mailbox and had my granddaughter in a stroller. As we approached, he pulled out a stack of mail, and said "Hi Al, hereyago". Don't know how he knew my preferred name was Al, rather than the formal Albert, which is how most of my mail is addressed, nor how he knew what our address was...

several months later, I was walking down a street in our neighborhood, walking a granddaughter in the stroller, and he honks the horn in his Jeep as he drove by and yells out, " hey Al, howyadoin?"


sheepishly, I yelled back, "hey Bud"...I had forgotten his name...
DrafterX Offline
#328 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 3:31 PM EST
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It's prolly Joe.. most mailmans are named Joe... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#329 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 3:33 PM EST
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My mailman is a lady. Her name's Cray. She's not the best, but she's nicer than the old one.
danmdevries Offline
#330 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 3:36 PM EST
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Finished the brakes and stuff on the truck. Found a lot more things that need fixin. First on the list is tires.

Heading to the scrap yard when boy gets off the bus to sell all my old brake bits. Got about 8 cars worth of drums and discs and calipers, plus my old trailer axle. Scrap yard pays more for drums n discs than general scrap so been saving em up for a year. Should get enough money to cover camping trip beer expense.
DrafterX Offline
#331 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 4:43 PM EST
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Took a cracked 351 block and many other boat motor parts to da scrapyard not long ago... They gave me about 80 bucks.. girl working there was hot.. Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#332 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 5:03 PM EST
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My mailman is a young lady named Brianne - she's great! BRINGS ME CIGARS.

I heard Drafter has been looking for scrap metals.
victor809 Offline
#333 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 5:10 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Not looking for more.... I'd be willing to take less if it actually corresponded to what I said... I think he might be that word we're Not supposed to say anymore...


hah... holy crap.
I didn't even notice his response wasn't right.

Goes to show how little people pay attention to the actual words in pleasantries these days
MACS Offline
#334 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 5:15 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Not looking for more.... I'd be willing to take less if it actually corresponded to what I said... I think he might be that word we're Not supposed to say anymore...


Retard?
danmdevries Offline
#335 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 5:33 PM EST
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Got $38 at the scrap yard.

Went to Pops and got gyros and a monster dog (1lb hotdog).

Got $15 left, not enough for camping beers. But my belly full.
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#336 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 5:46 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
8 track- The old Seinfeld show about doctors sharing knowledge of difficult patients comes to mind.


You better watch it, Tony.... or I'll put it in your chart.
victor809 Offline
#337 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 5:48 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Retard?

What?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#338 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:04 PM EST
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Not you... The mailman...
MACS Offline
#339 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:05 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
What?


The word we're not sposta say...
victor809 Offline
#340 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:06 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
The word we're not sposta say...


That was a joke MACS.
Ewok126 Offline
#341 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:20 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Retard?


victor809 wrote:
What?


MACS wrote:
The word we're not sposta say...





No MACS, VIC was answering the call, not asking what is the word we're not sposta say! Brick wall Then he tries to back peddle by saying it was a joke. jester
frankj1 Offline
#342 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:37 PM EST
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this is my fault cuz I was following tail's lead when we decided tard was not funny anymore.

but ewok did get the sequence correctly...I think.
DrafterX Offline
#343 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:44 PM EST
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What about a tard in a clown suit..?? Huh
opelmanta1900 Offline
#344 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:47 PM EST
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Less scary than a regular clown but still not funny...
victor809 Offline
#345 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:50 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Less scary than a regular clown but still not funny...


but drafter just finally got the blood out of his clown suit....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#346 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:57 PM EST
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Oh, what'd he use? I've tried everything...
DrafterX Offline
#347 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:57 PM EST
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True.. true.. I wore it deer hunting last year and just now scrubbed it... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#348 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 6:58 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
What about a tard in a clown suit..?? Huh


I thought that everyone that gets in a clown suit is a tard.... Or is that Pantomimes?....

But wait, isnt Pantomimes a type of clown as well? Confused
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#349 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 7:05 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Not looking for more.... I'd be willing to take less if it actually corresponded to what I said... I think he might be that word we're Not supposed to say anymore...

Platenum?...Think
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#350 Posted: Wed, Apr 24 2019, 7:11 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Only talked to new mailman twice... Both times I've said something to the effect of "hey how's it going" and both times he's responded with something along the lines of "thanks, you too"... Think


Yup, I can't hear worth a chit myself. Most likely that is the cause.
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