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Ram27 Offline
#401 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 9:46 AM EST
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Monday, Monday the start of another wonderful week. ( we hope).Speak to the hand



Enjoy folks. ram27bat
victor809 Offline
#402 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 9:58 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
How many gallons or ounces do you net from a batch?


~6gallons it looks like. Maybe a little less after spillage.
rfenst Offline
#403 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 10:01 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
~6gallons it looks like. Maybe a little less after spillage.

cool
opelmanta1900 Offline
#404 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 11:23 AM EST
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Slammed my finger in a car door Friday... Bled pretty good... I disinfected it repeatedly and there's no sign of infection, but as of this morning It's still twice the size of my other middle finger...

Fairly certain it's broken above the top knuckle and also fairly certain the only treatment for that is taping it to its neighbor, but Doctor said I gotta come in...
tonygraz Offline
#405 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 11:25 AM EST
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Come on, Opie, tell us what really happened.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#406 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 11:29 AM EST
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I goosed a giant and he clinched before I could fully retract my hand...
victor809 Offline
#407 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 11:40 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Slammed my finger in a car door Friday... Bled pretty good... I disinfected it repeatedly and there's no sign of infection, but as of this morning It's still twice the size of my other middle finger...

Fairly certain it's broken above the top knuckle and also fairly certain the only treatment for that is taping it to its neighbor, but Doctor said I gotta come in...


Never pay attention to the doctors when it's fingers and toes. Literally all they do is tape it to the other...or put it in a splint thing
opelmanta1900 Offline
#408 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 11:45 AM EST
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The break doesn't concern me... The only thing I worry about is infection... I've been cleaning it diligently, but I'm guessing I'll end up on an antibiotic cycle...
teedubbya Offline
#409 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 11:59 AM EST
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Victor have you used BeerSmith? I’d be lost without it.
rfenst Offline
#410 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 12:02 PM EST
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What's to disinfect unless there is broken skin. If you have broken skin and suspect fracture too, you really need to see a doctor.

YOUR AUTO INSURANCE WILL LIKELY COVER YOUR MEDICAL BILLS IF YOUR STATE'S NO-FAULT IS LIKE FLORIDA'S.
teedubbya Offline
#411 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 12:05 PM EST
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Rub some dirt on it.
RMAN4443 Offline
#412 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 12:08 PM EST
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skin must be broken for it to be bleeding....if the skin is not broken you may need them to burn a hole in the fingernail to relieve the pressure....you may still need the pressure relieved if the finger is that swollen.....it's pretty amazing, once they make the hole in the nail, the pain level drops considerably and immediately
victor809 Offline
#413 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 12:10 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Victor have you used BeerSmith? I’d be lost without it.


Nah, been keeping the same recipe, just refining the process (and increasing the total extract volume).

I'll probably poke around it when I want to change
rfenst Offline
#414 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 12:14 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
YOUR AUTO INSURANCE WILL LIKELY COVER YOUR MEDICAL BILLS IF YOUR STATE'S NO-FAULT IS LIKE FLORIDA'S.


California does not have no-fault. Do you have medical payment coverage? It may cover the doctor visit...
victor809 Offline
#415 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 12:43 PM EST
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****... It's the tip of his finger. If it's more than 50$ just chop it off. :)
delta1 Offline
#416 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:24 PM EST
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opel's gonna need some of victor's beer...disinfectant and pain killer...
delta1 Offline
#417 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:26 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
****... It's the tip of his weiner. If it's more than 50$ just chop it off. :)


easy for you to say
fishinguitarman Offline
#418 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:28 PM EST
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Ooooohahaha

🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

Sooo FUNNY! Can’t stop laughing!

A real knee slapped right there!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#419 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:44 PM EST
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I've got kaiser... Been messing around all morning trying to get an appointment... Both nearby offices are booked solid but a third is gonna squeeze me in at 2...

Robert - it's cut open... Fingernail looks to have gone into the finger and sliced it open... For sure broken above the top knuckle...

It's more inconvenient than painful... I'm definitely gonna sue that giant...
victor809 Offline
#420 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:47 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
easy for you to say


A little circumcision never hurt anyone.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#421 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:49 PM EST
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You've obviously never met a drunk Mohel...
victor809 Offline
#422 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:49 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I've got kaiser... Been messing around all morning trying to get an appointment... Both nearby offices are booked solid but a third is gonna squeeze me in at 2...

Robert - it's cut open... Fingernail looks to have gone into the finger and sliced it open... For sure broken above the top knuckle...

It's more inconvenient than painful... I'm definitely gonna sue that giant...


Post x-rays so we can see!
delta1 Offline
#423 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:50 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I've got kaiser... Been messing around all morning trying to get an appointment... Both nearby offices are booked solid but a third is gonna squeeze me in at 2...

Robert - it's cut open... Fingernail looks to have gone into the finger and sliced it open... For sure broken above the top knuckle...

It's more inconvenient than painful... I'm definitely gonna sue that giant...



pretty sure illegal acts, like fisting, even among consenting adults, are not covered...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#424 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:51 PM EST
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It was a goose! A semi consensual goose...
victor809 Offline
#425 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:53 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
pretty sure illegal acts, like fisting, even among consenting adults, are not covered...


Is fisting illegal?????

huh....

good to know....
delta1 Offline
#426 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 1:58 PM EST
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if it isn't, it ought to be...

but opel's story is sounding a little fishy...a giant would have a giant asswhole, right...you've seen elephants and the size of their excrement...it would seem physically impossible for a giant to snap it's anus tight enough to break a finger...

so, what really happened to the finger?
victor809 Offline
#427 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 2:03 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
if it isn't, it ought to be...

but opel's story is sounding a little fishy...a giant would have a giant asswhole, right...you've seen elephants and the size of their excrement...it would seem physically impossible for a giant to snap it's anus tight enough to break a finger...

so, what really happened to the finger?


Fisting always reminds me of someone. don't remember her name... but remember wearing her like two puppets....
my sheets were never the same after that.

Opel's whole story is fishy....

Clearly he was trying to finger a fish.
fishinguitarman Offline
#428 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 2:05 PM EST
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮EGADS!
teedubbya Offline
#429 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 2:33 PM EST
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Fishy got fingered?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#430 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 3:37 PM EST
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152.5 lbs (I've been fasting lunch) and bp is 115/78... And that was after a cigar and 2 red bulls...
victor809 Offline
#431 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 3:54 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
152.5 lbs (I've been fasting lunch) and bp is 115/78... And that was after a cigar and 2 red bulls...


Woulda been 153 if you hadn't lost the tip of that finger.
8trackdisco Offline
#432 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 5:27 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Slammed my finger in a car door Friday... Bled pretty good... but Doctor said I gotta come in...


Really. The doctor told you to come in?

Thought he'd say you were fine. Save your time and money.

Weird.
DrafterX Offline
#433 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 5:47 PM EST
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CROS would love to have a smashed bleeding finger... Sad
danmdevries Offline
#434 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 5:58 PM EST
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Back to work.

Last one hopefully. But prolly pickup a day or three after I take one off. Still need a new roof and not quite funded yet.
8trackdisco Offline
#435 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 6:05 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Back to work.

Last one hopefully. But prolly pickup a day or three after I take one off. Still need a new roof and not quite funded yet.


Don't say "pickup". You'll end up with a repair.
teedubbya Offline
#436 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 6:18 PM EST
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CROS has no arms let alone fingers.
DrafterX Offline
#437 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 6:33 PM EST
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Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#438 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 6:44 PM EST
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Jespear and anyone else with a prayer list, please add my buddy dino and his wife Laurie... He just found out he's got lung cancer...
Ram27 Offline
#439 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 7:18 PM EST
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Added your friend and family to prayers.
MACS Offline
#440 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 8:02 PM EST
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The thing that really gets me... is how your memory drowns the whiskey.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#441 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 8:11 PM EST
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Dam, sorry Opel. He's got whatever we have to give
chazbo Offline
#442 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 8:18 PM EST
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Dang Brees and Da Aints don’t look good🤪
MACS Offline
#443 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 8:19 PM EST
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chazbo wrote:
Dang Brees and Da Aints don’t look good🤪


It's 28-30... Saints. Deshaun Watson threw a dime, and Brees got the Saints in FG range in 35 seconds.

^Edit
DrafterX Offline
#444 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 8:24 PM EST
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Don't think I'm gonna make it to the next game.. didn't sleep much last night.. felling tired... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#445 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 9:40 PM EST
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Raiders are doing way better than my money predicted they would...
8trackdisco Offline
#446 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 9:44 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Jespear and anyone else with a prayer list, please add my buddy dino and his wife Laurie... He just found out he's got lung cancer...


Did.
izonfire Offline
#447 Posted: Mon, Sep 9 2019, 10:33 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Jespear and anyone else with a prayer list, please add my buddy dino and his wife Laurie... He just found out he's got lung cancer...


Damn, so sorry to hear that...
danmdevries Offline
#448 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:24 AM EST
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Happy Tuesday fellas
8trackdisco Offline
#449 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 5:43 AM EST
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Dark and rain. Sure did have a nice four week Summer.
MACS Offline
#450 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 5:44 AM EST
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Back to the salt mines.
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