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rfenst Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 12:04 PM EST
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... is going to slam Florida hard.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 12:17 PM EST
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I blame Puerto Rico for not intercepting... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 12:22 PM EST
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PR was powerless?
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 12:49 PM EST
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If Dorian was a bullet heading for frank i woulda stopped it.... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 1:29 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
PR was powerless?


Post of the day
danmdevries Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 1:35 PM EST
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Isn't Dorian that super stinky fruit?
RMAN4443 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 1:39 PM EST
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I saw a movie called "The Picture of Dorian Gray"....read the book too...they were both kinda scary and freaky....fog
Ram27 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 3:28 PM EST
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Long lines for gas at Costco & BJ's.Frying pan As well many stations out. Frying pan
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 4:04 PM EST
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I'm guessing BJs is a full service place.. Mellow
USNGunner Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 4:51 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I'm guessing BJs is a full service place.. Mellow


ROTFLMAO! That is exactly what I thought the first time I heard of one. "What do they do there?" fog
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 5:39 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
If Dorian was a bullet heading for frank i woulda stopped it.... Mellow

you're a good friend
deadeyedick Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 7:16 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
If Dorian was a bullet heading for frank i woulda stopped it.... Mellow


Don't think Carne Asada is gonna cut it big guy

You folks in tornado ally hunker down
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 7:17 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Post of the day

upon further review, the Monkey call is upheld.
pacman357 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Aug 29 2019, 9:33 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
PR was powerless?

I see what you did there. Borat say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dezExwB8GCM
rfenst Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 1:26 PM EST
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Cabin Fever Syndrome (CFS) has set in. So, I am draining the pool quite a bit to get ahead of the rain that is falling and that which will come. Sprayed all the beds and hedges for weeds. Gonna unload the dishwasher and clean the kitchen dishes as the wife has to work overnight during the height of the storm. She had to work yesterday too. Anyhow, it presently looks like the storm will be a CAT 2 with the the center being about 80 miles from Orlando with peak wind and rain bands gusting expected at 40-50 mph. Took all the pool furniture in to the covered patio. Now, lets just pray the power stays ON!ram27bat
dstieger Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 1:42 PM EST
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I thought Dorian decided to stay in the Bahamas.

Slowest storm I can remember......climate change?
DrafterX Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 2:04 PM EST
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No thank you... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 2:10 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
I thought Dorian decided to stay in the Bahamas.

Slowest storm I can remember......climate change?


Not a climate change matter. Just a pain in the ass. I think we will be relatively luck with just hurricane gusts and tropical storm force winds. Quiet before the storm right now. Tonight may be a whole different story...


Did I say CFS has set in? Called a bunch of nearby restaurants. All are closed. Gonna get in the car with my daughter to find some place open. Probably Chines or Japanese will be open (they always are).
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 3:35 PM EST
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You should pick up about a dozen cases of cheap beers... no telling what beers will be worth in a few days... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 3:54 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
You should pick up about a dozen cases of cheap beers... no telling what beers will be worth in a few days... Mellow

I picked up 3 cases of water...
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:03 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
I thought Dorian decided to stay in the Bahamas.
Slowest storm I can remember......climate change?


What’s with the climate static?
It’s time to advance the system
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:05 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
I picked up 3 cases of water and had some bud. I am all set for worse then we could get.


Without any good beer you're probably doomed.
rfenst Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:09 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Without any good beer you're probably doomed.

I got a hold of some good thc. We'll be fine.
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#24 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:14 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
I got a hold of some good thc. We'll be fine.


Doomed!

Doomed I tell ya!
rfenst Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:24 PM EST
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Favorite greek restaurant is open so we are heading out to eat. Gyro here I come...
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:46 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
[quote=victor809]Doomed!

Favorite greek restaurant is open so we are heading out to eat. Gyro here I come...


Definitely doomed now. Gonna be stuck in a house with the gyro meat sh#ts...

Your family will kill you before the hurricane has passed.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:46 PM EST
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Even hurricane force winds can't break the magnetic pull between a stoner and a gyro...
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:47 PM EST
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get the lamb
opelmanta1900 Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:48 PM EST
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Grab the pig too... If the hurricane ruins everything you're gonna need some livestock to get you by...
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 4:57 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Grab the pig too... If the hurricane ruins everything you're gonna need some livestock to get you by...

shall we assume he knows we are talking about the females of the specieseses?
delta1 Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 5:12 PM EST
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Think



Anxious
rfenst Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 5:30 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Even hurricane force winds can't break the magnetic pull between a stoner and a gyro...

I wanted Five-Guys or Burger-Fi, but acceded to my daughter's wish.
rfenst Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 5:58 PM EST
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7pm curfew.
Worst of it will be sunrise to noon tomorrow.
Sick of all the local channels are only broadcasting hurricane crap.
rfenst Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 8:28 PM EST
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Raining sideways for 30 minutes right now at a rate of 2" per hour. Will probably get 10-15" by the time its over. Pray the power stays on.
USNGunner Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 8:33 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Raining sideways for 30 minutes right now at a rate of 2" per hour. Will probably get 10-15" by the time its over. Pray the power stays on.


We're pulling for you guys buddy! Angel
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 8:34 PM EST
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Robert, do you have a generator?
rfenst Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 8:47 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Robert, do you have a generator?

Nope. But most power lines are underground...
izonfire Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Sep 3 2019, 10:34 PM EST
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Looking at the radar now. The eye is already north of you and passing Daytona Beach. Good luck - stay safe
Bumblebee395 Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:25 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
... is going to slam Florida hard.

They were calling for a direct landfall in lower FL east coast. Cat. 5 if I remember correctly.
In less than 4 days it was downgraded to a Cat. 2 and the eye will be off the coast for a good distance.

Now, a Cat. 2 is no laughing matter and I hope everybody in it's path will be safe. However, how can the climate change
alarmists predict what's gonna happen in 12 years when they can't even predict what's gonna happen in 4 days?Think

The polar bears are doing just fine. As a matter of fact, they're thriving.......SMH

Again, everybody be safe!
izonfire Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 6:56 AM EST
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Bumblebee395 wrote:
They were calling for a direct landfall in lower FL east coast. Cat. 5 if I remember correctly.
In less than 4 days it was downgraded to a Cat. 2 and the eye will be off the coast for a good distance.

Now, a Cat. 2 is no laughing matter and I hope everybody in it's path will be safe. However, how can the climate change
alarmists predict what's gonna happen in 12 years when they can't even predict what's gonna happen in 4 days?Think

The polar bears are doing just fine. As a matter of fact, they're thriving.......SMH

Again, everybody be safe!


Thanks for finally settling this issue and alleviating everyone’s concerns.
Scientists are idiots. From now on, I’m putting my trust in an old can of tuna
MACS Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:19 AM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmtytPiTZAo

I find it funny that the global warming alarmists always want to point to science, when in fact the science doesn't say what they claim. Polar bear numbers? Up. Walruses? Up.

These same people will point to science and tell you the skeptics are "science deniers"... yet they'll tell you we have more than TWO genders when science clearly shows 98.2% are either XX or XY... male or female... with a small accounting of "what happened there?"
izonfire Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:30 AM EST
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I wouldn’t lump all scientists into one bin.
But when they come to a consensus on something, I might listen.

You don’t have to
Speyside Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:39 AM EST
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When scientific consensus comes to a different conclusion than many people want, they reach for straws. In this case they laugh at lowering the usage of plastic straws because they won't admit the damage plastic is causing. MACS needs to espouse his view as correct even though science doesn't agree with him. Though not on the same scale, this is similar to the POV of flat earthers. I don't consider him or those like him a science denier, rather simply wrong, and tedious with his repetition.
MACS Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:41 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I wouldn’t lump all scientists into one bin.
But when they come to a consensus on something, I might listen.

You don’t have to


That's a damn lie. They haven't come to a consensus. And science isn't about consensus it's about facts. That "97% of scientists agree" was bullsh*t.
MACS Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:44 AM EST
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Spey... you don't know me. So don't pretend to know what I need or think.

Go eat a bag of d*cks.
izonfire Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:46 AM EST
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Somebody’s cranky this morning
Speyside Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:51 AM EST
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What more is there to know? Obviously you are boorish and ignorant.
Speyside Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 7:52 AM EST
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Oh, and you need to up your game for your insults to be more than insipid.
izonfire Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 8:00 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
That's a damn lie. They haven't come to a consensus. And science isn't about consensus it's about facts. That "97% of scientists agree" was bullsh*t.


I 97% don’t believe you
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#50 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 8:05 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
When scientific consensus comes to a different conclusion than many people want, they reach for straws. In this case they laugh at lowering the usage of plastic straws because they won't admit the damage plastic is causing. MACS needs to espouse his view as correct even though science doesn't agree with him. Though not on the same scale, this is similar to the POV of flat earthers. I don't consider him or those like him a science denier, rather simply wrong, and tedious with his repetition.


Yep. And I'm damn sure glad Columbus reached for some straws when every scholar out there said the world was flat.

Consensus, mob rule, what's the difference? If you're on the opposite side you still get beat down. d'oh!
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