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Ram27 Offline
#451 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 12:54 PM EST
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ram27bat


On we go to the finish.............
tonygraz Offline
#452 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 1:11 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Chiken chunks... salad.... girl wanted 40 cent for an extra ranch... told her her momma doesn't charge for extra... no reply... Mellow


I wouldn't go back there after saying that about her momma.
clintCigar Offline
#453 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 2:13 PM EST
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https://youtu.be/L842mz-tNBQ
delta1 Offline
#454 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 2:25 PM EST
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wonder how much tip Drafter gave the waitress...
DrafterX Offline
#455 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 2:29 PM EST
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Nothin... it was convenience store food... Mellow
corey sellers Offline
#456 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 2:41 PM EST
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That's all he has
opelmanta1900 Offline
#457 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 2:54 PM EST
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you were trying to hustle free ranch from a gas station?
DrafterX Offline
#458 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 3:01 PM EST
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One's never enough... Sad
clintCigar Offline
#459 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 3:02 PM EST
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free ranch mmmmmmmmm
opelmanta1900 Offline
#460 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 3:22 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
One's never enough... Sad

You think they don't know that? It's a hustle... You gotta start bringing your own...

My crazy grandma - rest in peace crazy - didn't like how little onion fast food places put on their burgers... So she always - always - traveled with a poorly-sealed baggie of sliced onion in her purse...
DrafterX Offline
#461 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 3:29 PM EST
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I usually carry one on my belt... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#462 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 3:35 PM EST
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Tie on the bottle of hidden valley next to it...
danmdevries Offline
#463 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 5:02 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I usually carry one on my belt... Mellow


That's was the style in those days
Sunoverbeach Offline
#464 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 5:10 PM EST
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35hrs to cessation of smoking hiatus. I'm not overanxious. I'm the exactly right amount of anxious
danmdevries Offline
#465 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 5:51 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
35hrs to cessation of smoking hiatus. I'm not overanxious. I'm the exactly right amount of anxious


I got about 35 days till I have to abstain.

Annual drug test at work. They test for nicotine too.
Ram27 Offline
#466 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 6:30 PM EST
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Evening gang...Frying pan
frankj1 Offline
#467 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 6:38 PM EST
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Hi Boss!
Is tonight the night?
Ram27 Offline
#468 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 6:55 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Hi Boss!
Is tonight the night?



Hey Frank, could happen !?! Think
danmdevries Offline
#469 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 7:17 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Hey Frank, could happen !?! Think


I'm drinkin.

Could happen
frankj1 Offline
#470 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 7:28 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I'm drinkin.

Could happen

make sure rfenst doesn't snipe ya!
danmdevries Offline
#471 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 7:35 PM EST
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Lolz.
delta1 Offline
#472 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 8:12 PM EST
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how long does it take for traceable amounts of nicotine to disappear from the blood...I guess the real question is: how many days before the blood test do you have to abstain...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#473 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 8:17 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I got about 35 days till I have to abstain.

Annual drug test at work. They test for nicotine too.


That just sucks. Shouldn't be something they can mandate in my opinion. Is that health insurance cost driven or something?
MACS Offline
#474 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 8:32 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
That just sucks. Shouldn't be something they can mandate in my opinion. Is that health insurance cost driven or something?


I abstained from smoking for a few weeks for my life insurance... I survived.
MACS Offline
#475 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:26 PM EST
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I'm growing a beard.

I've never had one... and the Sheriff declared no-shave November. All you had to do was donate $50 to a charity of your choice and you can grow a beard for the month of November.

Mine has a lot of white... but I'm going to grow it all month. I'm curious to see how it looks.
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#476 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:27 PM EST
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So... um... for you jackalopes with beards... after 6 days it's buggin' the crap out of me. Does beard oil help?
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#477 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:29 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
how long does it take for traceable amounts of nicotine to disappear from the blood...I guess the real question is: how many days before the blood test do you have to abstain...


Depends on the test. 4 weeks minimum. 6 weeks, allegedly worry free.

They'll fine cocaine in your hair for years.

Danm?
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#478 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:30 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
So... um... for you jackalopes with beards... after 6 days it's buggin' the crap out of me. Does beard oil help?


I'll ask my MIL.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#479 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:30 PM EST
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beard oil sounds like a hipster thing...

wash it with soap, go to sleep, it'll feel better in the morning... welcome to manhood...
MACS Offline
#480 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:31 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I'll ask my MIL.


Oh no you di'int!!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#481 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:31 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Depends on the test. 4 weeks minimum. 6 weeks, allegedly worry free.

They'll fine cocaine in your hair for years.


sheeit...
MACS Offline
#482 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:32 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
beard oil sounds like a hipster thing...

wash it with soap, go to sleep, it'll feel better in the morning... welcome to manhood...


Says the guy that looks exactly like a hipster. Eh?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#483 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:34 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Says the guy that looks exactly like a hipster. Eh?

I wear loose fitting corduroy, not my sisters jeans... Not talking
MACS Offline
#484 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:38 PM EST
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^^HA!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#485 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:41 PM EST
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I do a goatee, by choice and having nothing to do with the fact that my genetic makeup doesn't allow me to fill in a full beard. I've found the beard oil and/or butter tends to help it keep shape. Plus the added silkiness makes for prime caressability
opelmanta1900 Offline
#486 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:47 PM EST
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beard butter? if that's not code for **** juice, I hate this country...
MACS Offline
#487 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 9:53 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
beard butter? if that's not code for **** juice, I hate this country...


Poosy juice is the best beard butter. If it's not... Well... It should be.
USNGunner Offline
#488 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 10:04 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
So... um... for you jackalopes with beards... after 6 days it's buggin' the crap out of me. Does beard oil help?


Yes. It's basically moisturizing the skin so it doesn't get so itchy. It's worth it.
MACS Offline
#489 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 10:08 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Yes. It's basically moisturizing the skin so it doesn't get so itchy. It's worth it.


Copy that... spiced citrus beard oil on the way.
fishinguitarman Offline
#490 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 10:10 PM EST
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Turn out the lights....
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#491 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 10:11 PM EST
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The party’s over
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#492 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 10:11 PM EST
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The party’s over
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The party’s over
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#494 Posted: Wed, Nov 6 2019, 10:13 PM EST
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Booyah!
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Booyah!
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