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teedubbya Offline
#901 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:32 PM EST
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A scared turtle would be an improvement for me.
frankj1 Offline
#902 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:34 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Yeah, and don't use them to try and beat the car pool violation tickets either. Just take the ticket. Chained folks in the trunk is worse come to find out.

Who knew? d'oh!

saves ticket money at the drive in theater
teedubbya Offline
#903 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:35 PM EST
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Two days in a row of a bunch of running around. I exhausted.

One weird thing. I feel my heart red now. Particularly in a quiet room. I feel it in my upper neck and chest. I think I could take my pulse with just a watch.
izonfire Offline
#904 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:44 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
True enough. That is what 45 seconds ago me used to think.

But since the thought of Rich tossing one off to his thoughts of you pooping has been thrown out, now I want to cry. And maybe hurl some.

And if I were to hurl some poo at you,
Would that make it better???
izonfire Offline
#905 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:46 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
saves ticket money at the drive in theater

The price of admission would be incarceration
USNGunner Offline
#906 Posted: Fri, Dec 20 2019, 9:57 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
And if I were to hurl some poo at you,
Would that make it better???


LOL. Now you're moving in on Smoke Monkey? Dude!
Whistlebritches Offline
#907 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 12:01 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Two days in a row of a bunch of running around. I exhausted.

One weird thing. I feel my heart red now. Particularly in a quiet room. I feel it in my upper neck and chest. I think I could take my pulse with just a watch.



I could always send you some more personal pics...…….that might make your heart race a bit
USNGunner Offline
#908 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 12:16 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I could always send you some more personal pics...…….that might make your heart race a bit


Or make him want to hurl some poo! Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#909 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 12:47 AM EST
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Or just hurl.
DrafterX Offline
#910 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 12:55 AM EST
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Do you cry when you hurl..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#911 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 2:02 AM EST
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No
Whistlebritches Offline
#912 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 12:06 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Or make him want to hurl some poo! Not talking



Kind of premature since I have not shared a starfish pic with you...…………………...YET!!!
teedubbya Offline
#913 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 1:41 PM EST
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I saw it. It’s not so bad but I don’t get why you slathered it with mayo.
Whistlebritches Offline
#914 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 2:53 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I saw it. It’s not so bad but I don’t get why you slathered it with mayo.



That was Miracle Whip not mayo
frankj1 Offline
#915 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 2:55 PM EST
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outstanding!
teedubbya Offline
#916 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 3:11 PM EST
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I’m sorry.
delta1 Offline
#917 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 3:58 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
A scared turtle would be an improvement for me.



Applause ...great line...
delta1 Offline
#918 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 3:59 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Kind of premature since I have not shared a starfish pic with you...…………………...YET!!!


whattabout those nutsack massage pix...classics...
danmdevries Offline
#919 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 4:40 PM EST
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Is this over at 1000?
tonygraz Offline
#920 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 6:35 PM EST
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It's not over till it's over.
deadeyedick Offline
#921 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 8:00 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Is this over at 1000?


Yep. After that we don't care what happens to poor old TW.
Whistlebritches Offline
#922 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 8:04 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Is this over at 1000?



I'm thinking bout bumping it to 1500
frankj1 Offline
#923 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 8:48 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I'm thinking bout bumping it to 1500

you...you can do that???
whoa.
MACS Offline
#924 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 8:52 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Is this over at 1000?


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearly Harbor? Hell no!
DrafterX Offline
#925 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 9:06 PM EST
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No way man.. Not talking
USNGunner Offline
#926 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 9:48 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
That was Miracle Whip not mayo


That just makes it worse! Like, tossed salad dressing! Frying pan
8trackdisco Offline
#927 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 10:21 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Is this over at 1000?


................... doubt it.
Whistlebritches Offline
#928 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 10:26 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you...you can do that???
whoa.



Platinum Membership has it's privileges.
teedubbya Offline
#929 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 10:28 PM EST
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Like miracle whip covered star fish?
DrafterX Offline
#930 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 11:05 PM EST
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freaks... Mellow
Whistlebritches Offline
#931 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 11:11 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Like miracle whip covered star fish?



I hear that's quite the delicacy in Fort Leavenworth
frankj1 Offline
#932 Posted: Sat, Dec 21 2019, 11:13 PM EST
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you wash the tip on the squeeze bottle before you put it back in the fridge...right?
danmdevries Offline
#933 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 2:39 AM EST
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Nah, he likes the mayo with added spice
Sunoverbeach Offline
#934 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 8:51 AM EST
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Is this the new 1500?
Whistlebritches Offline
#935 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 12:23 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Is this the new 1500?



It would appear so...…………….it's gonna take at least that much encouragement to get old TW's flagpole to rise again.
teedubbya Offline
#936 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 12:45 PM EST
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I wish I had a flagpole. It’s more like a newborns pinkie. The ultrasound told my parents they had a girl, and that was just a couple weeks ago.
Whistlebritches Offline
#937 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 12:54 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I wish I had a flagpole. It’s more like a newborns pinkie. The ultrasound told my parents they had a girl, and that was just a couple weeks ago.



LOL
delta1 Offline
#938 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 2:27 PM EST
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now he's bragging...on Friday he said it was less prominent than a scared turtle...
frankj1 Offline
#939 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 5:25 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
now he's bragging...on Friday he said it was less prominent than a scared turtle with the light switch off...

oh my...
8trackdisco Offline
#940 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 5:33 PM EST
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Whistle,

Wouldn’t it save time to change this to the Teedubya Update 2500?
frankj1 Offline
#941 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 5:46 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Whistle,

Wouldn’t it save time to change this to the Teedubya Update 2500?

why, that's the most unheard of thing I ever heard of...


Moe Howard
danmdevries Offline
#942 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 5:47 PM EST
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At some point TWs gotta give up his own thread and go back to queering up the others.

Play the cripple card too long and you turn into CROS
frankj1 Offline
#943 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 5:49 PM EST
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poor CROS
teedubbya Offline
#944 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 11:46 PM EST
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Poor poor CROS
8trackdisco Offline
#945 Posted: Sun, Dec 22 2019, 11:54 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
At some point TWs gotta give up his own thread and go back to queering up the others.

Play the cripple card too long and you turn into CROS


Yeah, it’s gone from the sincerest of support and prayer threads into a seemingly never-ending Look At Me thread. If he’s limited to posting on just this thread, then there is an upside.
teedubbya Offline
#946 Posted: Mon, Dec 23 2019, 12:50 AM EST
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I’m sorry
teedubbya Offline
#947 Posted: Mon, Dec 23 2019, 12:52 AM EST
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I tried to stop before because I knew a couple folks get upset easily but every time I quit I get pulled back in.
ZRX1200 Offline
#948 Posted: Mon, Dec 23 2019, 1:01 AM EST
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You wish you could quit us....
tonygraz Offline
#949 Posted: Mon, Dec 23 2019, 5:15 AM EST
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We can do without a couple easily- you, not so easy.
USNGunner Offline
#950 Posted: Mon, Dec 23 2019, 9:29 AM EST
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"This is the song that doesn't end
Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was.
And they'll continue singing it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end..."

Courtesy of MS Shari Lewis.
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