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teedubbya Offline
#451 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 6:31 PM EST
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I am obedient
MACS Offline
#452 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 6:35 PM EST
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Oh yeah? Be a good boy and fetch me a beer.

HA!
danmdevries Offline
#453 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 7:02 PM EST
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Van slid off the road in front of me.

I stopped but didn't have my chains in the toolbox.

Went home, got the chains, came back,, couldn't pull it out.
Whistlebritches Offline
#454 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 7:18 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
dayum...it's got to be pretty damm bad....even forced Cruz to get onto his knees and beg Biden for help...


hang in there and stay safe, Ron


Yea we aren't prepared for this once a decade storms.Actually Cruz doesn't get on his knees for anyone.....the man has a spine and a brain,rare qualities in a present day politician.BTW Buck Fiden


I'm a country boy...............I will survive.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#455 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 7:27 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Van slid off the road in front of me.

I stopped but didn't have my chains in the toolbox.

Went home, got the chains, came back,, couldn't pull it out.

It's the thought that counts
Gene363 Offline
#456 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 8:10 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Van slid off the road in front of me.

I stopped but didn't have my chains in the toolbox.

Went home, got the chains, came back,, couldn't pull it out.



On the bright side, you didn't get stuck too.
8trackdisco Offline
#457 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 8:29 PM EST
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Posts: 60,100
BuckyB93 wrote:
PM me and I'll send you my address where you can deposit your seed


whip

delta1 Offline
#458 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 8:41 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Yea we aren't prepared for this once a decade storms.Actually Cruz doesn't get on his knees for anyone.....the man has chutzpah and nerve, qualities in a present day politician.BTW Buck Fiden


I'm a country boy...............I will survive.


fixed ...

https://www.cruz.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=5618...Cruz requests Biden send storm relief

asking for emergency help from the Biden Admin after claiming his election was a fraud, attempting to overturn the election in court, refusing to certify...and criticizing the feds for helping people suffering from Hurricane Sandy by providing federal emergency relief...not brains or spine


sorry for the thread jack...

I know....WRONG FORUM, NOOB!!!


wishing the best for all suffering from severe winter storms
Whistlebritches Offline
#459 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 8:50 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
fixed ...

https://www.cruz.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=5618...Cruz requests Biden send storm relief

asking for emergency help from the Biden Admin after claiming his election was a fraud, attempting to overturn the election in court, refusing to certify...and criticizing the feds for helping people suffering from Hurricane Sandy by providing federal emergency relief...not brains or spine


sorry for the thread jack...

I know....WRONG FORUM, NOOB!!!


Requesting federal help in the midst of a crisis is standard practice in most states.........nothing unusual or out of the ordinary here.The hurricane sandy relief bill was riddled with pork.........don't read what snopes says read the **** ing bill.I swear dems think if repeated enough that makes it true.


I really wouldn't expect you to see this any other way.

No harm no foul.......I still love ya Brother
8trackdisco Offline
#460 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 10:05 PM EST
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In brighter news, highs tomorrow allegedly in the mid teens.

Warmest day of the last 10.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#461 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 10:25 PM EST
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Got driveway cleared. Probably only temporary. It's still coming down pretty good
frankj1 Offline
#462 Posted: Mon, Feb 15 2021, 10:42 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Requesting federal help in the midst of a crisis is standard practice in most states.........nothing unusual or out of the ordinary here.The hurricane sandy relief bill was riddled with pork.........don't read what snopes says read the **** ing bill.I swear dems think if repeated enough that makes it true.


I really wouldn't expect you to see this any other way.

No harm no foul.......I still love ya Brother

thankfully, a whole bunch of us understand this very well.
Ram27 Offline
#463 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 12:36 AM EST
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👀💤💤💤💤👀
8trackdisco Offline
#464 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 7:09 AM EST
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4/-11.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#465 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 7:38 AM EST
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Stay warm, 8. Supposed to get up to 20 here. Doesn't look like my first round of snow clearing did much for me. Should've gone with my usual procrastination method
Cheno Offline
#466 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 7:47 AM EST
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Worst drive to work. The highways were terrible, almost spun out trying to merge, car started to go sideways but was able to correct it. Nothing like getting your blood pumping that early. And to top it all off, dunkin donuts was closed. Gonna be a long day.
tonygraz Offline
#467 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 7:48 AM EST
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HAPPY NATIONAL PANCAKE DAY – IHOP

Strangely it is also Fat Tuesday and on next Thursday IHOP has free pancakes (they request you leave a donation to their charity) - Don't forget to tip.
rfenst Offline
#468 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 8:07 AM EST
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Good morning.
63/52
MACS Offline
#469 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 8:46 AM EST
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48 headed for a 63 high today.

Got my annual physical at 0830, so no coffee for me this morning. Puppy dog gonna be home alone for a couple hours before he gets any exercise today. This should be interesting.
deadeyedick Offline
#470 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 9:05 AM EST
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I be chillin'. 50/64 and cloudy but I won't complain. Won't get in the 70s until Friday.

Yous Eskimos stay safe out there.

After pondering all the work that goes into making a good, long lasting paver sidewalk I have decided to let the pros handle this one. My back cast the deciding vote. Bank account raised an objection but was immediately shouted down.
danmdevries Offline
#471 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 9:23 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Got driveway cleared. Probably only temporary. It's still coming down pretty good


Had over a foot this morning.

Wife an I were both shoveling, still took an hour and a half.

I'm ready to move.
DrafterX Offline
#472 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 9:26 AM EST
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Cool Dudes....

-6 here this morning.... Unsure
Ram27 Offline
#473 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 9:50 AM EST
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Tuesday greetings snow peeps. RollEyes
Ram27 Offline
#474 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 10:22 AM EST
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Happy Fat Tuesday............. Herfing
izonfire Offline
#475 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 10:42 AM EST
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Good mawnin snow monkeys...
Stogie1020 Offline
#476 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 11:04 AM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Happy Fat Tuesday............. Herfing

cheers!

I am fat, and it is Tuesday.

Good luck with the snow clearing, cold weather BOTLs.
Stogie1020 Offline
#477 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 11:11 AM EST
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I feel like there should be a PSA commercial on TV that basically says "If you haven't driven or left the house since the pandemic began, please consider taking a remedial driving course prior to making an illegal U-turn on a one way street during rush hour while posting to Instagram and picking your non-travel coffee mug up off the floor where it fell when you were reaching into the back seat to grab your sweater."

It seems like some people left the house for first time, got into their cars and decided that "pandemic driving rules" were in effect and they could do whatever they wanted, zombies be dammed. I have used my horn more times in the last two weeks than in the entire year prior.
tonygraz Offline
#478 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 11:46 AM EST
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Horny commie bastid !
tonygraz Offline
#479 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 11:48 AM EST
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Going up to 44 this afternoon after ice last night- not too slippery out there for now. Don't know what the freeze up late tonite.
Smooth light Offline
#480 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 11:54 AM EST
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☕☕'Double Shot Tuesday'🥃🥃
gents... have a cigar.
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#481 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 12:30 PM EST
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Is it Fat Tuesday??

Good to hear. Now I can eat steak on Fridays with a side of guilt. LOL

Darned Roman Catholic upbringing.
Notthe1 Offline
#482 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 12:31 PM EST
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Also is this post 482??
Ram27 Offline
#483 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 12:33 PM EST
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Notthe1 wrote:
Also is this post 482??






Think
Notthe1 Offline
#484 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 12:36 PM EST
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My counter has been messed up for the last two 500's. Not sure if I can win the 500, if my count is off.
Ram27 Offline
#485 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 12:40 PM EST
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Notthe1 wrote:
My counter has been messed up for the last two 500's. Not sure if I can win the 500, if my count is off.




Looking good..................Applause
Ram27 Offline
#486 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 12:42 PM EST
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Notthe1 wrote:
My counter has been messed up for the last two 500's. Not sure if I can win the 500, if my count is off.




Be on the lookout for snipers to sneak in and take the win from you. Good luck.



ram27bat
HockeyDad Offline
#487 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 12:45 PM EST
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Winning a 500 is too much responsibility
Gene363 Offline
#488 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:02 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Winning a 500 is too much responsibility


What are the actual rules, well, other than the mandatory Cibid poster crap.
Cheno Offline
#489 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:04 PM EST
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It ain't gonna be me
Gene363 Offline
#490 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:05 PM EST
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Good afternoon! I had to get out early this morning, bolts to pick up at the Fastenall store, stoped at the Doc's office, got some testing done and to bought some moving blankets.
izonfire Offline
#491 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:10 PM EST
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Notthe1 wrote:
My counter has been messed up for the last two 500's. Not sure if I can win the 500, if my count is off.

I’ve been messing with your counter cause you’ve been pretty smug lately...
Gene363 Offline
#492 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:17 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I’ve been messing with your counter cause you’ve been pretty smug lately...


And this post counts.
8trackdisco Offline
#493 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:24 PM EST
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Notthe1 wrote:
Is it Fat Tuesday??

Good to hear. Now I can eat steak on Fridays with a side of guilt. LOL

Darned Roman Catholic upbringing.


Thanks for the reminder.

Got to get my ash on a new diet tomorrow.
Ram27 Offline
#494 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:26 PM EST
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Finish this 500 off.......

...........someone take responsibility. Frying pan
HockeyDad Offline
#495 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:29 PM EST
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No
Ram27 Offline
#496 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:30 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
No



Yes........
Gene363 Offline
#497 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:31 PM EST
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Yes
Gene363 Offline
#498 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:31 PM EST
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Ok, then No! LOL
Gene363 Offline
#499 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:32 PM EST
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Not yet?
Ram27 Offline
#500 Posted: Tue, Feb 16 2021, 1:32 PM EST
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