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izonfire Offline
#551 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,494
8trackdisco wrote:
A wolf can bite 5 times stronger than that of a pit bull.

Your personal experience does not comprise a statistically significant sample.
Though I appreciate your willingness to sacrifice your appendages for this study…
MACS Offline
#552 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,495
8trackdisco wrote:
A wolf can bite 5 times stronger than that of a pit bull.


Interesting read: https://petcomments.com/ten-dogs-which-have-the-strongest-bite/


RiverRatRuss Offline
#553 Posted:
Joined: 09-02-2022
Posts: 339
MACS wrote:
Interesting read: https://petcomments.com/ten-dogs-which-have-the-strongest-bite/




I'll stick with my GS... he's going on 10, but don't know it... thinks he's still a 2 yr old... LOL
Sunoverbeach Offline
#554 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,248
That tracks. I still think I'm in my 20s...... until I try to move in the morning
BuckyB93 Offline
#555 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 12,831
The theme song of M*A*S*H is entitled "Suicide is Painless" (rather dark). The lyrics were written by a 14 yr old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwrKZWgwDkM

The M*A*S*H TV series ran longer than the Koren War (police action). This is off topic as it's not Knowledge Recently Acquired but a point of interest and should not be forgotten. The Koren War was a War not a "police action."

M*A*S*H aired for 11 years, from September 1972 until February 1983. However, the Korean War itself lasted just over three years.

One of the best TV drama/sitcoms and iconic in US TV in history... just my humble opinion.
rfenst Offline
#556 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 37,186
Cervico-thoracic laminectomy, foraminotomy and vertebral fusion (C6-T2) cane be performed anally. Who'd have known?
BuckyB93 Offline
#557 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 12,831
Don't believe everything you hear on Vherf
Brewha Offline
#558 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 11,050
The word “literally” originally meant “of literature”. Like from Shakespeare or a novel.

Some many people took it to mean “actually” that Websters had to change the definition.

Literally….
HockeyDad Offline
#559 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 44,263
rfenst wrote:
Cervico-thoracic laminectomy, foraminotomy and vertebral fusion (C-T2) cane be performed anally. Who'd have known?


“Some things shouldn't be done anally” ~ TeeDubbya
Sunoverbeach Offline
#560 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,248
Technically the Korean War still isn't over. There was an armistice between N & S and relative allied parties, but no actual treaty was ever signed
BuckyB93 Offline
#561 Posted:
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True, true...

Brewha Offline
#562 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 11,050
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Technically the Korean War still isn't over. There was an armistice between N & S and relative allied parties, but no actual treaty was ever signed

Well they need to get that sh1t settled.
Alan Alda won’t be around forever….
bs_kwaj Offline
#563 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,211
Early birds have to eat worms... so sleep in.
Beer
Gene363 Offline
#564 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 28,791
bs_kwaj wrote:
Early birds have to eat worms... so sleep in.
Beer


Look who is back!

Cbid has neem a bit flaky recently, do be sure to get an account on the escape pod.

https://cigarbid.freeforums.net
RiverRatRuss Offline
#565 Posted:
Joined: 09-02-2022
Posts: 339
Gene363 wrote:
Look who is back!

Cbid has neem a bit flaky recently, do be sure to get an account on the escape pod.

https://cigarbid.freeforums.net


I tried that link awhile back and couldn't get it to come up? figured I was doing something wrong??
Gene363 Offline
#566 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 28,791
RiverRatRuss wrote:
I tried that link awhile back and couldn't get it to come up? figured I was doing something wrong??


It's working for me, copy and copy and paste it in a new tab, CB doesn't allow linnks to anything but another CB location so clicking the link will not work.
frankj1 Offline
#567 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,738
rfenst wrote:
Cervico-thoracic laminectomy, foraminotomy and vertebral fusion (C6-T2) cane be performed anally. Who'd have known?

that cracked me up
rfenst Offline
#568 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 37,186
frankj1 wrote:
that cracked me up

We joked around about it until some on the vherf thought it was real, but couldn't see it as joking around and started Googling it until they found NOTHING.LOL. Thanks Celtic!
BuckyB93 Offline
#569 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 12,831
Let me reiterate

BuckyB93 wrote:
Don't believe everything you hear on Vherf

(I will fess up... I was the sucker mentioned in posts 556, 568)

5... 6... NINE!
8trackdisco Offline
#570 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 57,598
An ice ax was used to kill Trotsky on Mexico in 1940.
The blow to the head didn't kill him immediately. The axe remained in his head as he ran from the room. He passed 26 hours later.

The assassin got 20 years in a nice Mexican prison. A sweetheart deal between the socialist Mexican and communist Russian gub-mints.
CelticBomber Offline
#571 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,781
rfenst wrote:
Cervico-thoracic laminectomy, foraminotomy and vertebral fusion (C6-T2) cane be performed anally. Who'd have known?


Watching Bucky's face for a good hour as he tried to figure out how they went from Roberts anus to his neck to do the surgery was priceless. BigGrin
MACS Offline
#572 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,495
May possibly have to revisit my boycott of the vherf. That would have been fun to watch.

No Pliny in FL, Stephan... sorry.
CelticBomber Offline
#573 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,781
MACS wrote:
May possibly have to revisit my boycott of the vherf. That would have been fun to watch.

No Pliny in FL, Stephan... sorry.


https://halftimebeverage.com/russian-river-pliny-the-elder-30761

Order some!
MACS Offline
#574 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,495
They do deliver to my zip code... which you do not know (buwahahaha)... but they're out of stock.
Palama Offline
#575 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 20,274
Fify

CelticBomber wrote:
https://one-ton.com/product-category/chips/

Order some!

Cheno Offline
#576 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,668
Hahaha. Good fix!
ZRX1200 Offline
#577 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 58,014
You had me at Robert’s anus…..
8trackdisco Offline
#578 Posted:
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Per a poll on NewsNation, 64% of Southern Californians are afraid to go to Tijuana.

No stats offered on how many Tijuanians are afraid to go to Southern California.
MACS Offline
#579 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
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8trackdisco wrote:
Per a poll on NewsNation, 64% of Southern Californians are afraid to go to Tijuana.

No stats offered on how many Tijuanians are afraid to go to Southern California. NONE


I never had an issue going to TJ. But I stopped going there years ago and I would be counted among the 64% nowadays. Hell, I'd bet a lot of those 64% that would be afraid to go are from Mexico!
CelticBomber Offline
#580 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,781
Robert Altman who directed the movie MASH was paid $70,000. Mike Altman, his son, who co-wrote the lyrics to Suicide is Painless made over a million dollars in royalties from the movie and TV show.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#581 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,248
Don't worry about the check, Dad. I've got it
deadeyedick Offline
#582 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
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"We don't know sh*t! There are now many clinics who treat recurring C-diff patients by giving them other peoples healthy sh*t either by endoscope procedures into their gut of a triple-coated pill of carefully screened sh*t. This is sometimes referred to as "rePOOPulation".


Donors can make $40 for each donation to the sh*t bank! Full of crap
rfenst Offline
#583 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 37,186
deadeyedick wrote:
"We don't know sh*t! There are now many clinics who treat recurring C-diff patients by giving them other peoples healthy sh*t either by endoscope procedures into their gut of a triple-coated pill of carefully screened sh*t. This is sometimes referred to as "rePOOPulation".


Donors can make $40 for each donation to the sh*t bank! Full of crap


Huh? WTF?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#584 Posted:
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Hold up. My chit might be marketable?
rfenst Offline
#585 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 37,186
deadeyedick wrote:
"We don't know sh*t! There are now many clinics who treat recurring C-diff patients by giving them other peoples healthy sh*t either by endoscope procedures into their gut of a triple-coated pill of carefully screened sh*t. This is sometimes referred to as "rePOOPulation".


Donors can make $40 for each donation to the sh*t bank! Full of crap


Huh? WTF?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#586 Posted:
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That's like an extra $14k a year. More on taco Tuesday
deadeyedick Offline
#587 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Huh? WTF?


https://www.openbiome.org/about-fmt
ZRX1200 Offline
#588 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 58,014
Corporate department heads don’t like you stating state law statutes when you tell them no.

At least it made my boss laugh in private.

Seeing people spend a dime to save a nickel is pretty funny too.
Palama Offline
#589 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 20,274
Van Morrison is only 5’ 4”.

And I always thought he was taller but Stevie Ray Vaughan was 5’ 6” but I guess the boots coupled with the hats he almost always wore give him a tall aura.
ZRX1200 Offline
#590 Posted:
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I thought he was 6’.




Under.
Cracker Jack Kid Offline
#591 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2022
Posts: 65
They both sucked nuts
Sunoverbeach Offline
#592 Posted:
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There's an unofficial metric that originated with FEMA in 2011 known as the Waffle House Index. Basically if chit's gotten so bad that Waffle House has closed, that area got hit hard and needs efforts directed there
8trackdisco Offline
#593 Posted:
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Mountain goats prefer steep, rocky areas with cliffs or bluffs in alpine or sub-alpine regions. They prefer areas with sufficient escape terrain (steep rocky areas), moderate slopes, mid-elevations, and southern exposures. They migrate between lowland winter areas and high elevation summer ranges.
Palama Offline
#594 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
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Maybe not recently acquired but after today’s game, it is confirmed that the Packers are NOT who we thought they were.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#595 Posted:
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^ Confirms a long held belief for me
deadeyedick Offline
#596 Posted:
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It is estimated that the water that makes up you and me has passed through at least four humans and/or animals before us. All the water on earth is 4.3-4.4 billion years old.

No water is being created or destroyed on earth. Every drink of water you take and every pot of coffee you make is dinosaur pee.

I drink beer.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#597 Posted:
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I like to think of the water as ultra-filtered
8trackdisco Offline
#598 Posted:
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For thousands of years Pygmies have lived in harmony with equatorial Africa's magnificent jungles. They inhabit a narrow band of tropical rain forest about four degrees above and four degrees below the Equator, stretching from Cameroon's Atlantic coast eastward to Lake Victoria in Uganda. With about 250,000 of them remaining, Pygmies are the largest group of hunter-gatherers left on earth.
CelticBomber Offline
#599 Posted:
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You cannot spot an elephant hiding in a tree because they are really good at it.
8trackdisco Offline
#600 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
You cannot spot an elephant hiding in a tree because they are really good at it.


That is tree-rarted.
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