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2018 - Morro Bay Deep Sea Fishing Herf
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ZRX1200 Offline
#651 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 12:10 AM EST
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Sharting?

Victor, in jail they call that a squirter.
MACS Offline
#652 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 11:33 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
No mention of MACS sharting himself...

...good call...you still have to spend another night with him...


Sure, sure... make fun of the old guy with incontinence. Thankfully my maxi-pad caught it and it didn't run through to my white shorts... that would have been embarrassing. Anxious
Abrignac Offline
#653 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 11:35 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Sure, sure... make fun of the old guy with incontinence. Thankfully my maxi-pad caught it and it didn't run through to my white shorts... that would have been embarrassing. Anxious



Shoudn't have told him that. Now he's gonna figure out his fish taco wasn't really a fish taco.
MACS Offline
#654 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 11:36 AM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Shoudn't have told him that. Now he's gonna figure out his fish taco wasn't really a fish taco.


And he said it tasted awesome!!
MACS Offline
#655 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 11:37 AM EST
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I have to review all the gopro video I got, but I think there was one 10-12 minute stretch where we were all pulling up fish. I think I hauled in four fish in those 12 minutes.
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#656 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 11:37 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
And he said it tasted awesome!!


As much scotch as he drank, you could have bypassed your shorts and hit him with a direct shot and he would never known the difference.
RMAN4443 Offline
#657 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 12:49 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
As much scotch as he drank, you could have bypassed your shorts and hit him with a direct shot and he would never known the difference.

That would have been a Chitty thing to do......Anxious
delta1 Offline
#658 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 1:27 PM EST
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We had fun this weekend...despite occasional rough seas, this was one of the best days I've ever enjoyed, fishing in the ocean...

Very cool to finally meet Drafter and Victor...good times spending a weekend with them and the OG's from the first Morro Bay Fishnherf...great scotch, beer, cigars and conversation. Stay tuned, film (photo) at 11...

feel like my age is catching up to me, though, cuz I'm a tired wreck...feel like a train ran thro...uhhh, over me...still wobbling with some soreness and stiffness...elder abuse, I say...

MACS' new truck is very comfy though...caught a decent hour or so of needed sleep on the drive home...Abrignac sawed off several logs too, about an hours worth, before the end of the ride...good thing the car stereo was up to the task...

Joel and his wife obviously went to great lengths to make this a memorable fishing week-end for all of us... my deepest gratitude to them for their thoughtfulness...

Can't wait for the next one...
DrafterX Offline
#659 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 2:37 PM EST
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Good times... Beer
frankj1 Offline
#660 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 3:41 PM EST
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Did they make you drink metrosexual beers?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#661 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 4:06 PM EST
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There's nothing metrosexual about zima...
Abrignac Offline
#662 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 4:21 PM EST
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Wasn’t 😴 Al. I was thinking...
MACS Offline
#663 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 5:08 PM EST
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Thinking with your eyes closed and snoring? I had to turn up the radio to 11.
MACS Offline
#664 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 5:09 PM EST
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Posted a couple pictures for Shana to approve. A roll call and a hall monitor wearing his sash.
frankj1 Offline
#665 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 6:38 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Thinking with your eyes closed and snoring? I had to turn up the radio to 11.

11, eh?
Abrignac Offline
#666 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 7:59 PM EST
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Knew it was too good to be true. The first three legs of my flight were on time an uneventful. My flight back home from DFW is going to be late. We were supposed to be boarding now. But, the damn plane hasn't even arrived.

Cursing

ThumbDown

Argh!

I need a Big Hug

and a Beer
DrafterX Offline
#667 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 8:56 PM EST
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After a very casual drive back down da coast I gots a room at Wyndham in Ventura overlooking da ocean... Life is good... Beer
MACS Offline
#668 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 9:08 PM EST
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Can't beat lookin' out at da ocean... unless you got a non-smokin' room. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#669 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 9:10 PM EST
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Did drafter blow you all like he pmd me that he would?
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#670 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 9:21 PM EST
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What happens at da deep herf stays at da deep Herf.. like Macs' little problem.. Mellow
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#671 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 9:25 PM EST
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Nah... I already told everyone MACS sharted his pants on the boat and kept fishing through it... It's cool, you can tell TW about any BJ's you gave Anthony.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#672 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 9:26 PM EST
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#ripshawnsshorts
MACS Offline
#673 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 9:36 PM EST
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The story keeps getting better with the telling.

#sh*ttyshortsmatter
DrafterX Offline
#674 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 9:41 PM EST
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If the shorts don't fit.. you must acquit... Mellow
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#675 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 9:48 PM EST
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Don’t judge him. All those years on a ship and in prison were bound to effect elasticity
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#676 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 10:00 PM EST
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What a beautiful 2nd Annual Morro Bay Deep Sea Fishing Herf... i really hope Frank and tw and maybe a couple more make it next year...

the house we rented was absolutely beautiful, great ocean view, plenty of space... cigars on the front patio - although not as great as cigars on the roof would have been - was amongst the most relaxed I've ever been...

Al, you nailed the cooking... the tri tip and tots was a real treat and the fish was perfectly prepared... and I'm always glad you're around when i deep sea fish so I'm not the only one whose hands throw up involuntary gang signs, darn hand cramps...

Anthony, always great to see you and I'm always grateful you make the long trip out... although thorough and impressive in your fish catching abilities, you've been officially dethroned as 'Big Fish'... the honor now belongs to drafter... you'll have to try and recapture next year...

William, it was a pleasure to meet you in person... i really hope you enjoyed the trip and i hope you make it back next year to defend your new title...

Victor, really glad to meet you as well... greatly enjoyed the good laughs and really glad you got the opportunity to catch a ton of big fish too... hopefully the woman loves it and pushes you to return next year...

Shawn, always good to see you and always great to fish with you... Al forgot his ice chest and i grabbed it for him just so i could make an excuse to drive down there and go fishing as soon as the bite is on... and maybe/ hopefully you can make it back up here sometime in the next few months so we can go get those ling...

Nothing like being around old friends i haven't seen in awhile (or ever)... I'm grateful to all who came out and thank you all for making it happen... and i was handed so many great cigars by so many of you, i can't say thanks enough...

Another successful one in the books... already looking forward to part 3...
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#677 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 10:04 PM EST
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magic stuff happens here
Abrignac Offline
#678 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 10:36 PM EST
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If the shorts are stained you will be blamed

#MACSSHORTSSTINK
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#679 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 10:39 PM EST
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“Joel. Thank you so much for being such a great guest. I really appreciate your consideration of our home and its rules. I hope you had a nice time with your friends, and just know that you are welcome back anytime. Thank you for booking. Sandee :)”
MACS Offline
#680 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 11:06 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
magic stuff happens here


Yeah, but this time it happened in my shorts. BAZINGA!
MACS Offline
#681 Posted: Mon, May 21 2018, 11:07 PM EST
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Yes, Joel... you, Al, and I need to make a run to the border... islands. When the bite is on.
delta1 Offline
#682 Posted: Tue, May 22 2018, 1:09 AM EST
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Gotta make that happen...
MACS Offline
#683 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 9:41 AM EST
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BTW - who ended up taking what remained of the Aberlour 16?

Remembered it about 50 miles out... you're welcome. Beer
DrafterX Offline
#684 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 9:48 AM EST
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Mixed well with cherry dr pepper.. ThumpUp
RMAN4443 Offline
#685 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 12:32 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Mixed well with cherry dr pepper.. ThumpUp

Diet??Think
delta1 Offline
#686 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 12:36 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Mixed well with cherry dr pepper.. ThumpUp



Gonz d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
#687 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 9:16 PM EST
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I do regret not getting a pic of Victor in the Brony T-shirt.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#688 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 9:18 PM EST
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I snagged it MACS... Couldn't convince Joel to take it. Thanks!
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#689 Posted: Sat, May 26 2018, 9:36 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I snagged it MACS... Couldn't convince Joel to take it. Thanks!


No worries, man. I figured you did, since you brought the other scotch, Drafter can't take it on a plane, and Joel doesn't drink... enjoy. Beer
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#690 Posted: Fri, Jun 1 2018, 11:01 PM EST
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Anyone seen a khaki colored fishing hat? I didn't wear mine, but I took it to the herf... and now I can't find the damn thing.
Abrignac Offline
#691 Posted: Fri, Jun 1 2018, 11:14 PM EST
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Did it make it off the Endeavor?
MACS Offline
#692 Posted: Sat, Jun 2 2018, 6:12 AM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Did it make it off the Endeavor?


Probably. I vaguely remember packing it when we were leaving.

Looks like I may need a new lucky fishing hat... I think that's the 3rd one I lost. Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#693 Posted: Sat, Jun 2 2018, 11:58 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Probably. I vaguely remember packing it when we were leaving.

Looks like I may need a new lucky fishing hat... I think that's the 3rd one I lost. Mellow

Lucky????...you should probably just call it your 4th fishing hat....Anxious
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#694 Posted: Sat, Jun 2 2018, 4:53 PM EST
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Didn't see it, but if its the one on thinking of, my mother in law bought me one last year that you can definitely have... some people can pull those things off... i am not one of them....
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#695 Posted: Sat, Jun 2 2018, 5:17 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Didn't see it, but if its the one on thinking of, my mother in law bought me one last year that you can definitely have... some people can pull those things off... i am not one of them....

Dood! You're a bright, young man.
Google "How to remove a hat".
I believe in you.
DrafterX Offline
#696 Posted: Sat, Jun 2 2018, 5:44 PM EST
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Or Google 'pull it off'... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#697 Posted: Sat, Jun 2 2018, 5:46 PM EST
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when I fail, you are always there for me.
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#698 Posted: Sat, Jun 2 2018, 6:02 PM EST
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Laugh
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