Ram27 wrote:LOL, sorry 8 forgot about the younger years being sent to my aunt and uncle's farm for the summer. Lovely memories cleaning up chicken chit from the coops and cow chit from the barn. 😨
Good times. Calf chit is bad. Calf scoures is worse.
Best is when a cow gave birth outside. Not alll of the afterbirth would slide out right away- a day or two delay sometimes.
Early one morning, after a rainy night and the cows sleeping in the barnyard, I began milking the cows.
With perfect comic timing, I closed my eyes, yawned, and at the same time, mama cow swung her chit marinated tail across her Ashe, and slung the strand of 36 hour old afterbirth into my gaping yap.
THE most disgusting moment of my colorful life.