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Sunoverbeach
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OOOH YEEAAHH!
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?
Punch Punch?
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?
Center punch?
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?
Drift punch?
USNGunner
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?
Rum Punch?
Sunoverbeach
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Now you're just being silly. Are you punch drunk?
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?
Fruit Punch?
USNGunner
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Now you're just being silly. Are you punch drunk?
Like a boiled owl?
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Was thinking the traditional pugilistic sense, but that works too
MACS
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He prolly took one of FGM's meds... lost his damn mind.
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If a poison is past it's expiration/best if used by date, is it more poisonous or not poisonous at all anymore?
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Why does Gunner's moustache always look like it's been dipped in soul glow?
Easy. That’s his zamboni for his cu.nteater...
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?
A complete sucker punch...
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delta1 wrote:
well, it's got an obvious hole...
wild turkeys do fly
, so that pre-supposes they know...
that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....
https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ
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RMAN4443 wrote:
that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....
https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ
one of the greatest segments in TV history.
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I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.
Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.
They're like a buffet with wings.
And they're stupid as schitt too.
Diving towards a pack of 'em,
they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.
Amazing that they even survive.
Kinda like stupid people...
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wonder how/why a flock of wild turkeys ended up living on and around the golf course at Waikoloa on da Big Island
RMAN4443
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because they're BIRDIES....
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izonfire wrote:
I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.
Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.
They're like a buffet with wings.
And they're stupid as schitt too.
Diving towards a pack of 'em,
they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.
Amazing that they even survive.
Kinda like stupid people...
seen them fly onto roofs and trees around here. Not sure if they can figure out how to get back down though. They stay for days up there.
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RMAN4443 wrote:
because they're BIRDIES....
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Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?
Guess you're gonna hafta start hittin' the gym...
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Well barring x-ray vision, I'd assumed my lack of muscular definition was cleverly disguised by Detroit rolling iron
delta1
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huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?
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Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him
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they can be aggressive...had a few pecks and bites from various ones over the years just walking around some local park lakes
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why do we call it sun rise...
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delta1 wrote:
huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?
aflac
When Drafter started chasing them.
izonfire
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him
Geese are anything but endangered.
Just shoot 'em. I'll vouch for ya...
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delta1 wrote:
why do we call it sun rise...
Yeah,everyone knows it's really Earth Drop...
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RMAN4443 wrote:
that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....
https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ
That will never, ever get old. 500 years from now that will still be one of the funniest things ever on TV,
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Who would you rather schtup.... grace jones or grace slick
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We have tons of Turkeys around here. They're safe because they're inside the city. I've seen a half bald turkey walking along the road and feathers everywhere because I assume it was clipped by a car. Nothing wrong with it other than being a half naked tease.
Those farm raised Turkeys on the other hand have been so grossly genetically modified they can't even breed naturally let alone fly.
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teedubbya wrote:
Who would you rather schtup.... grace jones or grace slick
We talking now? I think Grace Slick is 81... Grace Jones is like 72.... You're sick.
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Knowing that I take Jones.
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Gotta go with Slick... She needs to be punished for Jefferson Starship.
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Your gonna have to work at it to get either Grace slick enough to schtup….
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Currently, neither. Back in the day, I'd have to go with Grace Jones due to a childhood crush developed during Conan the Destroyer
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Currently, neither. Back in the day, I'd have to go with Grace Jones due to a childhood crush developed during Conan the Destroyer
You rang?
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Freaks
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Currently, neither. Back in the day, I'd have to go with Grace Jones due to a childhood crush developed during Conan the Destroyer
Yeah, she was an exotic beauty for sure.
But I would love to have seen her in some longer hair...
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Grace Jones looks like a dude.
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Shhh. I was conducting one of those horseshack tests for gayness and stuff
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teedubbya wrote:
Shhh. I was conducting one of those horseshack tests for gayness and stuff
Well you found some backdoor buddies...
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Drafter saw her boobs...
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When you watch porn do you like the man to have a small d ick or a strong throbbing d ick?
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corey sellers wrote:
When you watch porn do you like the man to have a small d ick or a strong throbbing d ick?
I'm not sure, which do you prefer???
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you freaks...what kinda porn you watchin?
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MACS wrote:
Grace Jones looks like a dude.
This ain't no dude, dude...
http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/grace7.jpg
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