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Gene363 Offline
#251 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:04 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... um... I think you need to rethink what it means to take a day off. Take a note from the MACS' book of laziness and spend an entire day in a recliner... In and out of consciousness while the TV drones on in the background.

Get up when you're hungry or when ya gotta pee.

My name is MACS, and I support this message!


My major accomplishment for yesterday, though I didi manage to finish reading one book.
danmdevries Offline
#252 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:39 AM EST
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Counted the raccoon bodies on the compost pile. My count is off by 1. Body count is 6.
frankj1 Offline
#253 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:41 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
No! Carry out.

good point, that will still be available.
hope a Thai or Viet place is an option, much prefer.
danmdevries Offline
#254 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:43 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... um... I think you need to rethink what it means to take a day off. Take a note from the MACS' book of laziness and spend an entire day in a recliner... In and out of consciousness while the TV drones on in the background.

Get up when you're hungry or when ya gotta pee.

My name is MACS, and I support this message!


Agreed, but I'd add you also gotta get up to replenish the beer mug.
Smooth light Offline
#255 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:05 AM EST
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They say I'm"LAZY"....I say

"BUT IT TAKES ALL MY TIME"

Oh yeah, it's cool
MACS Offline
#256 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:08 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Agreed, but I'd add you also gotta get up to replenish the beer mug.


You do that when you pee. Gotta be economical with the movements, bruh...
MACS Offline
#257 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:09 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
good point, that will still be available.
hope a Thai or Viet place is an option, much prefer.


Yeah... Thai and Viet broads are hot.

Wait... what are we talking about? Anxious
Sunoverbeach Offline
#258 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:15 AM EST
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I don't disagree with the sentiment, but I'm getting laziness advice from one guy who's retired but working full days plus overtime and another who works virtually nonstop projects around the homestead. Ya hypocrites!
Plowboy221 Offline
#259 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:30 AM EST
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SOB! Parked at the hotel in the same spot at least 20/30 times. Still forgot about the drop off on the edge of the concrete and bent my bumper 🤦🏼‍♂️. Luckily it wasn’t worse I suppose.
danmdevries Offline
#260 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:00 PM EST
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Wife shot another squirrel from the kitchen window.

One of these days I'm gonna make squirrel stew. She kills enough of them.

Packed the crock pot with kraut n sausage n stuff.
Smooth light Offline
#261 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:19 PM EST
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Thai and Viet broads are hot,press your shirt with out takings it off(really flat chested)
danmdevries Offline
#262 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:39 PM EST
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Poutine for lunch.

Extra crispy fries, smoked pork butt, cheese curds, green onions, and a ladle of leftover pork gravy.
deadeyedick Offline
#263 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:40 PM EST
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Robert Kraft wrote:
good point, that will still be available.
hope a Thai or Viet place is an option, much prefer.
frankj1 Offline
#264 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 12:57 PM EST
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I have no defense!
Neither does his team this year.
8trackdisco Offline
#265 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 1:06 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Well... um... I think you need to rethink what it means to take a day off. Take a note from the MACS' book of laziness and spend an entire day in a recliner... In and out of consciousness while the TV drones on in the background.

Get up when you're hungry or when ya gotta pee.

My name is MACS, and I support this message!


Yes, this guy gets it.
rfenst Offline
#266 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 1:06 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Yes, this guy gets it.

Then why even get out of bed?
8trackdisco Offline
#267 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 1:07 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Counted the raccoon bodies on the compost pile. My count is off by 1. Body count is 6.


That rules you out as an election worker next week.
8trackdisco Offline
#268 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 1:09 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Why even get out of bed?


For food.

Get up early, four egg gyro omelet, and back to bed you go.
Stogie1020 Offline
#269 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 1:09 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Poutine for lunch.

Extra crispy fries, smoked pork butt, cheese curds, green onions, and a ladle of leftover pork gravy.


That sounds amazing, yes please. Now I am drooling (as I stare down the same turkey sandwich I always bring for lunch...).
HockeyDad Offline
#270 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 1:21 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
That rules you out as an election worker next week.


Or it makes him perfect for the job!
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#271 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 1:46 PM EST
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Made corn cakes with a new (to me) medium grain cornmeal... and a scoop of bacon fat... kids didn't like the chewy texture from the bigger bits of meal... wife and I loved it...

First PT appointment this afternoon, ortho appointment Friday...
Gene363 Offline
#272 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 3:07 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Made corn cakes with a new (to me) medium grain cornmeal... and a scoop of bacon fat... kids didn't like the chewy texture from the bigger bits of meal... wife and I loved it...

First PT appointment this afternoon, ortho appointment Friday...


Sounds delicious! Have you ever tried heating up a little bacon grease in a cast iron skillet before pouring in the batter? It makes the bottom extra crispy.
Ram27 Offline
#273 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 5:27 PM EST
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Evening folks. 😉
deadeyedick Offline
#274 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 6:10 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I have no defense!
Neither does his team this year.


The best defense is a good offense so you could take that.
Palama Offline
#275 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 6:20 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
The best defense is a good offense so you could take that.


Offense sells tickets. Defense wins championships. fog
rfenst Offline
#276 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 7:41 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
USPS delivery is terrible the last several months around here. It is even worse when it delivers Rx from a pharmacy just 15 miles from here. Used to get it by FedEx in 2 days. Now FedEx delivers to USPS. It takes 7-10 days from there. The mailman has also been as late as 5:00 5:30pm and sometimes skips a day. Hope it gets its crap together around here. Lots of people from all over central Florida are complaining.


Home mail delivery by truck to mailbox at 6:55pm. It's gotta suck being being the postman delivering in the dark.
8trackdisco Offline
#277 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 8:08 PM EST
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Posts: 60,114

Evan Williams on a Tuesday night. Desperation.
danmdevries Offline
#278 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 8:36 PM EST
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Night before work, gotta stay up.

But I'm ready to go to bed now...
MACS Offline
#279 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 9:30 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I don't disagree with the sentiment, but I'm getting laziness advice from one guy who's retired but working full days plus overtime and another who works virtually nonstop projects around the homestead. Ya hypocrites!


Hey, whoa... I negotiated no Saturdays, no on call and only 3-4 days a week, man.

But yes, I'm a hypocrite. My wife tells me all the time that I do what I call other drivers a-holes for... damn her.
DrafterX Offline
#280 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 9:45 PM EST
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You want Frank and me should have a talk with her..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#281 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:06 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
You want Frank and me should have a talk with her..?? Huh


She'll probably make you some food and stuff...
BuckyB93 Offline
#282 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:13 PM EST
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Can I tag along?
DrafterX Offline
#283 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:24 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
She'll probably make you some food and stuff...



Well, we prolly can't help you then... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#284 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:50 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Can I tag along?

I wish you would.
Sorry about going after you on another thread a few minutes ago. Took out some stuff on ya and you deserve better from me cuz we're friends.
frankj1 Offline
#285 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 10:51 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Well, we prolly can't help you then... Mellow

what do you mean "we", paleface?
DrafterX Offline
#286 Posted: Tue, Oct 27 2020, 11:29 PM EST
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I heard she's a good cook... cannolis be damned.. Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#287 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 12:32 AM EST
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HHD Ram n dudes
8trackdisco Offline
#288 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 6:19 AM EST
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..... here.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#289 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 6:41 AM EST
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Morning, humpers
tonygraz Offline
#290 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 7:50 AM EST
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Happy National Chocolate Day.
8trackdisco Offline
#291 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 8:18 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Happy National Chocolate Day.


Dark Chocolate Matters.
MACS Offline
#292 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 8:51 AM EST
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Top o' the mornin' mofos.

It's frickin' cold outside! 45 degrees!
danmdevries Offline
#293 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 9:28 AM EST
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Went to bed around 0600, was dozing off in my chair so it was time to go to bed. Slept hard for an hour and a half and woke up.

Gonna be a long day.

Checked the raccoon traps, nothing in them this morning. Body count stays at 6. I tripped all the traps closed cause I'm not gonna be diligent in checking them during my work week.

Ram27 Offline
#294 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 9:39 AM EST
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Rocky Raccoon lives another day.


Greetings and HHD fellow 500 members. ram27bat
MACS Offline
#295 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 11:21 AM EST
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Ram... dudes...
Ram27 Offline
#296 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 11:42 AM EST
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MACS....
corey sellers Offline
#297 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 1:44 PM EST
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MACS ... Ram ... and gang...
Gene363 Offline
#298 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 1:48 PM EST
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I dust git bak frm the nintiest, she xtractd a toof to prep for an implant.
8trackdisco Offline
#299 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 2:01 PM EST
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A breezy 44. Off to the dentist in a bit.

Hope I remember how to put pants on.
delta1 Online
#300 Posted: Wed, Oct 28 2020, 4:39 PM EST
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holy cannoli
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