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And Another 500 For All To Enjoy...
51. Author: Ram27Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 1:37PM EST
Afternoon folks, chilling out on my RECLINER. Herfing
52. Author: danmdevriesDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 1:43PM EST
Just got a text from manager, offering an extra $100 if I pick up tonight.

Heading to bed to try to nap.
53. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 2:03PM EST
$$$


being retired, I have little reason to keep track of the day and date....but 9/11 is different...
54. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 2:06PM EST
Ram27 wrote:
Afternoon folks, chilling out on my RECLINER. Herfing



just love them easy chairs...

easy like Sunday morning...
55. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 2:54PM EST
Dammit ram .. you're gonna ruin the image I have of you as a hip, young, urbane dude.
56. Author: Ram27Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 2:56PM EST
LOL sorry victor. fog
57. Author: izonfireDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 4:14PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Dammit ram .. you're gonna ruin the image I have of you as a hip, young, urbane dude.


YOU already ruined that same image I had of yourself when you posted this earlier -

victor809 wrote:
The gym class I was at the other night had us do so many burpees, squats, presses etc i very nearly passed out after class.

I just sort of waddled over to the scale... saw the depressing news that I hadn't lost any weight ... and sat on the bench for about 10 minutes before I could go shower.

Had to look it up by searching "waddle"
LMFAO - comedy gold Vic!
58. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 4:30PM EST
izonfire wrote:
YOU already ruined that same image I had of yourself when you posted this earlier -


Had to look it up by searching "waddle"
LMFAO - comedy gold Vic!


Hey, I'm a fat f%ck. Ask any of the asswipes I've met here.

(note... I still cannot lick my own nipples... so I'm at least skinnier than drafter)
59. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 4:33PM EST
Speaking of cruel gym classes though....
Last night made us do an ass ton of tuck-jumps... jump up in the air and tuck your knees up. Or... by the end of the class sort of hop and hope your knees bend at least a little before you fall the 2 inches you managed to make it off the ground.....

I had made the mistake of bingeing on some trail mix snack at the office all day... so before we even started that part of the workout I was about to puke from the "warm up burpees"..... I have no idea how I managed not to paint the floor.....
60. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 6:06PM EST
Need to push harder. Go for that 3rd inch. You'll puke in no time
61. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 6:23PM EST
I'm coming if I get that third inch...
62. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 6:29PM EST
delta1 wrote:
I'm coming if I get that third inch...


Thats what TW said....
63. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 6:38PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Thats what TW said....

and then he cried
64. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:18PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Hey, I'm a fat f%ck. Ask any of the asswipes I've met here.

(note... I still cannot lick my own nipples... so I'm at least skinnier than drafter)


10 years ago, you were a decidedly short, but skinny f@ck.

Did you at least get taller?
65. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:21PM EST
Hey...at 6'1" I'm average height.
I'm an unfortunate 10lbs fatter than then.
66. Author: teedubbyaDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:21PM EST
Id cry from happiness if I had a second inch
67. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:22PM EST
...I think I was 210 back in wisc...
68. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:23PM EST
Poor 1" tw
69. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:26PM EST
hung like a light switch...in the off position


teedubbya
70. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:29PM EST
victor809 wrote:
...I think I was 210 back in wisc...


You weren't over 200 in 06. Maybe 190.
71. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:31PM EST
Nah... I think I got 215 in grad school... Wasn't on my feet any more .

I haven't been 195 since I was a bartender (2003)....
72. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:32PM EST
You sure about the 6'1"?

I was a shade over 6' 2". The fuzzy photo suggests a less than 6'1" measurement.
73. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:33PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
You sure about the 6'1"?

I was a shade over 6' 2". The fuzzy photo suggests a less than 6'1" measurement.

were you wearing heels?
74. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:33PM EST
Well I haven't bothered checking my height in years .. last I heard I was between 6'1" and 6'2".... I figured I probably lost a half inch since then.
75. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:34PM EST
I don't think I've had my height officially measured since high school.... Or do drs do that too?

Maybe I need to break out the tape measure at work.
76. Author: teedubbyaDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 9:47PM EST
I’m 6’1” and you were right at my height until you knelt before me.
77. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 9/11/2019, 10:15PM EST
Meh.... Your wife was there. It's not gay if a woman's watching.
78. Author: teedubbyaDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 10:16PM EST
True true
79. Author: izonfireDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 10:23PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
and then he cried


But at least he came.
That’s progress
80. Author: teedubbyaDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 10:34PM EST
Just as water, makes it’s own sauce.
81. Author: izonfireDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 11:05PM EST
You bein’ a crew slut?
82. Author: USNGunnerDate: Wed, 9/11/2019, 11:23PM EST
It's a way of life.
83. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 3:04AM EST
Happy Thursday fellas
84. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 5:36AM EST
Morning, peoples. Once more into the breach
85. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 5:46AM EST
victor809 wrote:
I don't think I've had my height officially measured since high school.... Or do drs do that too?

Maybe I need to break out the tape measure at work.


Yep, they do. I've slipped to 6'1 & 1/2.

Your overall structure shrinks, while your ears and nose continue to grow.
86. Author: jespearDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 6:32AM EST

Good morning, gentlemen.
For some reason, my granddaughter has decided my name is no longer "Grump-pah".
She now calls me "Ah-Bah". Think

Maybe she has realized that I'm really not that grumpy.
Who knows how 2 year olds think.
87. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 6:37AM EST
Cool Dudes...
88. Author: DrMaddVibeDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 6:38AM EST
with leather?
89. Author: rfenstDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 6:51AM EST
Hey, guys.
90. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 7:18AM EST
Good morning, y’all
91. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 7:30AM EST
Off day.

Not fishing... d'oh!
92. Author: corey sellersDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 7:42AM EST
Wish I was fishing right about now

Morning gang
93. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 7:50AM EST
As to height, I was 6'2" once upon a time, now I'm just under 6'. Aging and back problems will shrink you- but not width wise. If you measure your height early in the morning, your height may be as much as an inch more than in the evening.

I heard the morning -evening inch loss works for TW's light switch too, or was it evening - morning ?
Is that where the expression "double or nothing" comes from ?
94. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 9/12/2019, 9:16AM EST
jespear wrote:
Good morning, gentlemen.
For some reason, my granddaughter has decided my name is no longer "Grump-pah".
She now calls me "Ah-Bah". Think

Maybe she has realized that I'm really not that grumpy.
Who knows how 2 year olds think.

it means Father/Dad in Hebrew.
didn't I warn you that you were too chummy wif da Jews?

HA!
95. Author: Ram27Date: Thu, 9/12/2019, 9:17AM EST
Howdy ram27bat
96. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 9/12/2019, 9:18AM EST
good morning Boss.
97. Author: Ram27Date: Thu, 9/12/2019, 9:28AM EST
Hey Frank. 😉
98. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 9/12/2019, 9:30AM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
Yep, they do. I've slipped to 6'1 & 1/2.

Your overall structure shrinks, while your ears and nose continue to grow.


Yeah.... I've noticed that. back damage didn't help I'm sure.

I'm glad the nose and ears keep growing, they're my best feature.
99. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 9/12/2019, 9:32AM EST
tonygraz wrote:
As to height, I was 6'2" once upon a time, now I'm just under 6'. Aging and back problems will shrink you- but not width wise. If you measure your height early in the morning, your height may be as much as an inch more than in the evening.

I heard the morning -evening inch loss works for TW's light switch too, or was it evening - morning ?
Is that where the expression "double or nothing" comes from ?


TW's light switch can't afford to lose any more!

Poor tw. with the growing width and the shrinking length he'll never see it again.
100. Author: jespearDate: Thu, 9/12/2019, 9:39AM EST
frankj1 wrote:
it means Father/Dad in Hebrew.
didn't I warn you that you were too chummy wif da Jews?

HA!


Good to hear that, Frankie T.
I'm glad it didn't translate into a$$hole / Schitthead, or something of that nature.

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