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Bought my pet rabbit a treadmill.

It's a little fit bunny.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.

MACS
Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#229

What's the difference between pfizer and Kyle Rittenhouse?

Rittenhouse's 3 shots actually worked.

😂

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#230

What's the difference between pfizer and Kyle Rittenhouse?

Rittenhouse's 3 shots actually worked.

😂

MACS wrote:

:-s 😎

MaduroJorge
Connoisseur

2 years ago

#231

I live in a really tuff neighborhood!
At the local Italian restaurant , they serve broken leg of lamb!

MaduroJorge
Connoisseur

2 years ago

#232

The waiter comes to a pretty blondes' table to take the dinner order
"Would you like a glass of wine"
"No thank you,its not good for my legs" says she
" Oh do they swell"?
"No, they spread"

Edited by user 2 years ago | Reason: spelling

Gene363
Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#233

Prophecy Class Canceled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances.

The escape pod: https://cigarbid.freeforums.net

MidnightToker( • )( • )
Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#234

Woman : You never listen to me. You only hear what you wanna hear.

Man: Sure, I'll have a beer.

MaduroJorge
Connoisseur

2 years ago

#235

=d> =d>

Woman : You never listen to me. You only hear what you wanna hear.

Man: Sure, I'll have a beer.

MidnightToker( • )( • ) wrote:

Telecaster52
Aficionado

2 years ago

#236

Little Johnny was sitting on the curb holding a jar
Preacher walks by.
Hey Johnny whatcha got there?
He said . Preacher this it the most powerful liquid in the world.
Oh yeah? what is it?
it's liquid nitrogen.
Preacher say's well that powerful stuff but the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water.
Johnny say' how ya figure?
Preacher say's you can put 2 drops of holy water on a woman's tummy and she'll pass a baby boy.
Johnny say's thats pretty good Preacher but I can put 2 drops of this on a cats azz and he'll pass a motorcycle.

MidnightToker( • )( • )
Herf-A-Holic

2 years ago

#237

God wants to go on vacation so he asks the angels for suggestions.

One suggests Mercury. God says no, last time I went there I got a sunburn and heat exhaustion.

Another angel says Pluto. God says no thanks, last visit there I froze the whole time and almost got frostbite.

Another angel suggests Earth. God says no way, last time I was there I knocked up a Jewish virgin and they're still talking about it.

Edited by user 2 years ago | Reason: Not specified