#15, Charlie,

LMAO, but still, Chief would never recommend that.
We must be polite, you know...

#16, 8Track,
'...how would history be different if Sparticus had a Piper-Cub...'
You've thrown Chief a curve with this one. The only thing Chief is sure of is that Sparticus would have scored more chicks had he been able to discard those flowing robes and gotten down to BASIC BLACK...

Lou, #17,
Gaddam but you guys ask some different questions!
Bob Hanna tells me that Joe Barbera was a figment of his imagination and could never figure out how to dress properly for an awards presentation. Therefore, Chief concludes that Hanna did all the work.

#19, FGM,
'...how get sex from wife more than once a week...'

This easy. Get more wives. With 2 wives, get sex 2x week. 3 wives, get sex 3x week. It all geometric...pretty soon you get sex 500 times a week and not need it any more!
Not need wives, either!

# 19 MARRY A HOOKER

^Terrible idea. They never want to bring work home.

ScottHar

chief - still trying elton john fix.... still erect and eltons nose is HUGE

Chief, are you my father?

Big Chief is most deserving of own forum here in cigarbid...

Question...why RasDas hurt after eating 20 wings at Hooters in Bentley sauce and 2 pitchers of shiner bock??

Chief - why buy preperation H suppositories when cheap old popsicles work just as well?

TDub, 27
'...still erect...'

Try go visit 'picture forum', open 'Fireman' thread.
That should help.

picture forum visited

elton fell hard to ground

thanks chief

now to go buy popsicles

#28, DrafterX,
'Chief, are you my father?'

Depends on your age, Drafter. Chief has been dealing with horny squaws for over 43 years. So, if you are under 43 years of age then it is possible...

huh... I'll be 44 this year.... born in Oregon also...

#29, rasdas asks,

'Chief, why hurt after eating too many fire wings and drinking two pitchers beer?'

This easy one, rasdas! Person must keep food and drink in delicate balance--and you overeat! Try eating HALF as much and then balance things out by drinking TWICE as much.

#34, DrafterX,

uh-oh...whereabouts in Oregon?

10 wings and 4 pitchers...i think i can do that...

THANKS CHIEF !!!...

Lived in Tillimook county Chief.... could see the bay from the front yard... beautiful place to grow up...

Big Chief, do you have a cigar store Indian?

Charlie

No, he has a cigar store paleface.