Big Chief,
If the South had won the Civil War, would we be better or worse?

TDub, #30,

'why buy Prep-H when popsicles work just as well?'

Chief not need to think too much on this. The best reason to continue the use of Prep-H is that no one knows it is there--unlike the popsicle which leaves an unflattering, tell-tale bulge that might ruin the shape of ass, as well as letting lookers know that there is foreign object in butt hole.

DrafterX, #38,

'...lived in Tillamook...'

Whew! We're both safe. Chief never been there. Secretly, Chief knew this--you sound too smart to be one of Chief's offspring...

Charlie, #39,
'...Chief, you have cigar store Indian...'

Edsbar answered correctly, Charlie. Chief have wooden Paleface. Chief discover that the really good thing about wood is that darts will stick to it...

TW,

Not to threadjack Chief's advice column here, but next time you have that problem with the blue pill, forget elton john, just do a google photo search for "tubgirl". That ought to do you.

Bluedevil, #41,
'...if south had won Civil war, would we be better or worse...'

What Chief knows on this matter is this: No one won the gaddam Civil War--both sides LOST.
Whether we would be better or worse is speculative, of course.
However, had the South prevailed, 3 things are clear to Chief:
1) We would all be eating more grits and okra (bah!);
2) We probably wouldn't have this Obama character running for president, and;
3) There would be a great many people in the North mumbling hopefully 'The North gonna rise again!'

Dear Chief......

I have heap problem. I can't stop masturbating. Sometimes I polish totem ten....twelve times in one moon.

My member is rubbed raw.

I feel heap terrible about this........I am happy married to good squaw but all I do is play with myself. It is not fair to my squaw and I spend so much time hiding and tossing it that I also neglect children.

I need your help Big Chief.......can you recommend lotion that is non-chafing?

43. Author: big chief
Whew! We're both safe. Chief never been there. Secretly, Chief knew this--you sound too smart to be one of Chief's offspring...



^ Thanks Chief... would have been an honor tho...
maybe become blood brothers someday...

chief ever in Iowa during summer of love?

Andy, #47,

'...can't stop masterbating and have worn man-spear raw...can Chief recommend good lotion...?'

Chief always have squaw help so don't know much about lotions. Chief have question for you: It sounds as if you are purposely exfoliating your pleasure column: Why? Mebbe compulsive behavior? Chief will help. Him send bag of sand to mix with your lotion--this will cure your abhorrent behavior (you filthy man).

Drafter, 48,

Yep, someday...

TDub, 49,

'...ever in Iowa during Summer of Love...'

I know where you are going with this! Not Possible!

^ 50 weight motor oil and kitty litter cured me of andy's problem

problem is now all pussys are attracted to my totem... heap exhausting

LOL at Chiefs answer to #46....grits I love, okra, can only eat it one way, in Gumbo.......

Question:

What all kinds of animals do you stalk besides the wiley moles?

Charlie

Fried Okra......outstanding.

^ yep...

Charlie, #54,
Mole heap different than gopher. Gopher eat plant matter, mole eat insects, mebbe worms. Gopher heap dumb, mole heap smart--catch mole, make note on calender to celebrate that day every year!
Mole need different trap and trapping technique.
Ultimately, catch 100 gophers to 1 mole.

But that wasn't answer to your question! Chief fish, but other than gopher/moles, not hunt--it just never appealed. Besides, who wants to be out in the woods during hunting season?

Fried okra is ok, if you put enough pepper and tabasco sauce on the stuff..

Boiled okra sucks...........

Chief, good luck with the gophers.

Charlie

Dear Chief,
Why do some people not like Lamb Chops?

Well?