If this other guy gets that DP proposal figured out, chief must tell rest of forum how he victorious.

Rest of forum listening like E. F. Hutton about to speak!

Rasdas, #112-
Heap apologies. Chief has had 5 years worth of aggravation/worry packed into last 1 1/2 weeks. It is a simple oversight...

Chief...

what do I do about this rash between my legs?

Rasdas, #103, asks: 'Why not Chief use casino profits to build heap TeePee with Beer and Moose-sized TV, and pole for dancing squaws?'

Rasdas, economy bad, casino profits only shadow of former glory, them barely cover beer costs today. And Chief already have discreet but absurdly large teepee. Chief has considered moose-size TV, but hearing getting so bad...had volume up all the way a couple days ago(!) still barely hear. Sigh. And it tradition here when squaws party around Chief that they take turns dancing around his man-spear. Them like, Chief like--it mutually agreeable!!

FGM, #115, want know why he not look good naked anymore--

Chief not know the answer to this one. Chief only qualified to judge himself and females still in child-bearing years.
One secret I will reveal is this: Drink heap beer, all day, start early; Women adore drunken men, as long as it not their husband! Them not care what you look like!

Chief.....hook a ZVOX up to your moose sized TV to "solve" your hearing problem!

DDandB ask, 'What do about rash between leg?'

This easy--ask Andy to share some of the medicinal sand Chief send. If Andy not want share, you contact Chief and get your own supply.

What ZVOX? New guitar amp? Chief already have too much stuff.

Is this special sand with heap big medicine?

There once was an injun Chief.
Concerned with my stroking my beef.
He sent me some sand, to put in my hand
But instead of a cure it caused grief.

ZVOX.....a simple and compact speaker box that hooks up to your variable volume output.

"projects" sound and is real easy.


http://www.zvoxaudio.com/?bh_se%3Dadwords%26bh_camp%3DZVOX+Master+Campaign%26bh_adg%3DZVOX%26bh_i%3D58%26bh_head%3DZVOX%20Anniversary%20Sale&gclid=CLqfw5nO-ZQCFQKNxwodP2garQ 

Andy heap good at writing limericks.

Stop working for living and write books. Make more money and have more time for drink beer.

What say chief?

Funny. I would have expected this thread to get stretched back up around the DP talk.

ScottHar

^We're men. We lose focus quic-- look! a penny!

#132, MACS, wants know if Andy should become limerick writer. Make more money.

Chief suggest Andy keep job. Mebbe work on limericks and jingles part time, until rich and famous.
Hint: these writers 'target' companies to increase chances.

chief -

do you have dance to make rain stop?

it has rained for 38 days straight here.

make rain go away and come back in
january (as snow!!!).

thanks in advace.



-SkiRideMaine

SkiRideMaine asks if Chief have dance to make rain stop and mebbe come back as snow in Wintertime:

SRM, you are in luck! Chief just finish 7th beer of day and he feels like shakin' his bacon, by cracky!
Chief tribe has identical Dance like you need, but ours make rain come back as firewater--(Indians prefer this to gaddam snow). But Chief will make some adjustments to Dance and go perform ceremony. Will post again when finished!

Big Chief,

The squaw and I cleaned out her brother's truck yesterday(man he is as filthy as a pig...but that is a different question)

Upon cleaning his truck we "found" $120 in loose change. Took the time to launder all the shi-ite he has spilled in his truck and on said coin. Counted and even rolled the coins for easy deposit.

My question is...since we cleaned that nasty truck of his, how much is his niece (my daughter Raegan) entitled to of said coin for her savings account?

thanks, chief!

SkiRide-
Chief do dance, smoke cigar, now back.
Usually Chief sing:
'Rain, rain,
go away from here,
come back as some heap good beer!
Stouts and lagers,
Ales and wine,
Chief gonna have a heap good time!'

This work in California, and bring the beer. But you in Maine, and want snow instead.
So, Chief sing:
'Rain, rain,
Curse of Maine,
Block the Sun, heap no fun,
Come back hard on January 1!
Heap thick powder,
On the hill,
Give SkiRide heap big thrill!

Never try this before, this out-of-state 'snow dance in future' stuff...
Hope it is successful, Ski!