FABULOUS 101st issue !

DrafterX asks if it possible to drive mini-van and not be gay...?

Only if you are transporting cheerleaders. Otherwise, one must have Mini-van that is lowered, has loud exhaust, and very noisy stereo. Finally, a set of bull horns on the front bumper will serve to finish the effect of non-gayness.
Good luck.

Dear Chief,

Why not open up your own casino and then use the profits to buy a kick-arse teepee (see AndyTV picture post) but add a flat-screen here and there, a kegorator or two and a pole for the squaws???

LOL, a pole for the squaws....heep lotta fun I bet...

Charlie

Dear Chief,

The squaw and I have been discussing vacation plans. She suggested we go to Hawaii. We have been there many a times! I suggested we visit some where new...like the DP (and maybe take a cigar factory tour?!?!). She seemed OK with the idea. Did I marry an exceptional squaw or is she going to have a bonfire with my cigars if I push for DP?

[DP?! Oh, man, this is gonna be good...]

KTVO909 writes Chief to ask: 'Chief, did I marry an exceptional squaw, or if I push for DR, will plans backfire and cause heap cigar loss?'

Chief suggest you do some research, and then re-phrase your DR proposal. Consider what it is your wife likes to do when you travel. Visit historic sites? See cool buildings? Eat great food? Listen to local music? Enjoy nightlife? You know, Chief don't know. Carribbean has some great places, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Beliz, DR, AND YES CUBA, all within a couple hours flight time. Planned correctly, you could suggest the two of you do some shopping in Beliz and spend a day or two. Then fly to Jamaica for some Island Stuff. Then perhaps take cruise (or fly) to DR--or mebbe better--Cuba for a couple days.
I think you get idea.
Chief has a couple friends who visited Cuba about 10 years ago. They flew there from Mexico. Their passports were examined but NOT STAMPED. Cuba wants and needs US $.
Good luck
Try and put together

[I know this thread not called Dear ScottHar. Butt, I will just say to KTV0909: A bonfire of your cigars could be the least of your problems if you, as you say, "push for DP" with your wife.]

AHHHH! ScottHar, Chief not catch that!
Must assume he meant DR.

#108 He'd prolly be lucky to get a trip to the ATM.

Thanks Chief.

Yes...DR not DP!! I didn't even see that typo...

ScottHar...you perv!

I feel jilted...didnt get an answer to mine (maybe chief putting additional research into it) and he answered the one after mine...

Signed

Unanswered #103 (to think i topped the thread from the 2nd page)...

I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

FGM...can you phrase that as a question??...dont think Chief will get back to you on that one neither...

I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore .....



Why?

There you go...am sure Chief will now get back to you on that one...

Man, I can't believe I missed the "DP Proposal".

^I can't believe I missed it too...gotta get my head out of the dumpster!!!

^ you must have a REALLY good buddy to have something like THAT in mind!!!!

Thought about it...but figured he found another island...