I said HUBCAP, not RONALD!!!

It's hard to drop old habits when you're an Al-Qaeda trainee at the soon to open Fallujah MacDonalds...

"Ok, infidel pig, will that be for here or to go?"

Moe Hammy

Bullsh!t!!! Do I look like some kinda clown to you, I know it was you sneaking outa my wifes bedroon window.
John L

all I hear is bla, bla, bla, bla, bla...

now you's ready to take my order ?

"Ack falish baloo rashish whallim fahir mahoolished kahirrihm backrammadan paskushi shammabirfa zahkallama allabim mackir INFIDEL!!!!!!!"

Loosly translated: "I said Apple pie INFIDEL!!!!!!!"

-Chris

Are you "Lovin It" now???

Misunderstood and often ridiculed, this man has suffered from severe clown anxiety for years and now he's fighting back. Tonight on 60 minutes.

Surprisingly, the Ted Nugent Happy Meal did just as well in the blue states as it did in the red.

"The other insurgents will be so jealous when they hear I captured George Bush."

I can't believe I beat Rick to this one.

Dave Thomas' daughter finally gets revenge for the day her dad was killed by a Big Mac.

News Headline: "Tammy Faye Baker gets robbed at the local McDonalds."

HEY PUNK!!!! Stop clowning around and give back JESSICA's hockey tickets !!!

THIS IS A STICK-UP !!!! GIVE ME THAT ASH-TRAY!!!!
ALONG WITH THE JIGGLERS ON TRISH'S DESK, AND STEVE'S WALLET AND WATCH !!! AND TJ NO MORE WIRE HANGERS !!! or Yucco the perverted clown gets it!

NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A McSTICK-UP!!!!

rubble-rubble.

on a serious note the man suspected of spreading the bubonic plague was captured today by afghan war lords.

"Say ello to my little frien"

"Take me to your leader!"
RJ

"Even after winning her lawsuit, Stella Liebeck was never able to mentally recover from spilling hot coffee on her genitals."