In a fit of jealous rage, the disguised Vanilla Ice confronts his nemesis, the Insane Clown Posse.

"Listen CLOWNSHOE! I know you are an Infidel, if you all do not leave my country I will blow your Freedom Fries and that smile off your face......What???? What??? you forgot to hit Record? Damn... ok lets try it again from the top and make sure it looks more like he is real this time..."

Don't touch my Chicken Selects!

The deranged Frenchman kept yelling ... "ME DONNER ROYALE AVEC FROMAGE!!! .... ME DONNER ROYALE AVEC FROMAGE!!!!"

Clad in nothing but a cap, bandanna, & soiled shirt, Manny sought revenge for the never-ending diarrhea.

Harry Bottoms

Food, Folks and Fun

Where's The Beef!?!?!?!?!

I have a message from The Burger King "Say Hello to my little Friend!!!!!!"

Now get your arse back in the little car

What do you mean I can't have my Happy Meal? I don't care how young you have to be I WANT MY HAPPY MEAL! You have 3 seconds or this cork is going up your nose.

"Sweet insurgent costume Dude! High Five!!"

Touch my Nuggets just one more time and I'll let you have it.

This is your last chance..either tell me whats in the "special sauce" or I'll let you have it

Hi, Can I take your order ?

"Simon says... put your left hand up."

All right CLown where's my matches!!

All right bozo, when I say no pickles I mean NO PICKLES

This young Mujahadeen rode the short bus to Jihadist day camp....

"You call that a gun? That's not a gun....now this, this is a........"

"If you come quietly and take me to the nearest Burger King, no one will get hurt"