Great hit Kombat=d> =d>

Well, I got a box today...not Amazon, this one was delivered by the USPS...it had a nice little card with pictures of wrapped Christmas presents on the outside. My wife said "that's nice, you should cut it off the box so I can put it with the rest of the Christmas cards."

So I pulled out my knife and carefully cut the card off the package, and my wife said "oh oh, look at the other side", so I turned it over and Shazam!!!! Golly!!! on the other side was a cartoon drawing of a very busty(very) woman in a bikini, wearing a Santa hat and smoking a cigar, while sitting on a big pile of Christmas presents. The card had a greeting that said "Merry Christmas U Ass"...oh yeah, the lady?? had a very nice rose tattooed on her inner thigh, right next to what appears to be a very overgrown garden ( very overgrown)...apparently a severe case of Winter Bush
Also included in the box was a very nice wooden box which contained a very pretty bottle of COA Reposado Tequila...NH this before, but Tequila is one of my personal favorites. The box looks like it may have been custom built...like a burned wood packing crate...sorta...also laminated to the cover of the box was a cartoon of Santa holding a bottle in one hand and carrying a pretty girl over his shoulder and a sign that said "How to Use Santa's Secret Sauce"...

Also in the box was a glass...a rather large glass, by Tequila standards anyway, that was decorated with the reindeer mug from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...the mug also carried the saying "Don't Hog the Nog"
The box also contained an autographed Drew Diplomat-Join the Subculture window decal....autographed by Jessy??

The box also contained a box of entertainment snack crackers...a delightful selection of a variety of six different crackers to impress my guests when entertaining....

I gotta admit, my A.S.S. has me completely baffled.....You have amused the hell out of me I must admit...
I'm going to guess, that my A.S.S. is csgamec0ck...because of all those amazon packages from my sexy cbid Santa and he has listed as his occupation in his profile.....Sexy azz mutherf*cker .....and, he has c0ck in his cbid handle...not that I find that sexy, but(t) some do......not that there's anything wrong with that 😰

RMAN4443 wrote:

Way to snack that ****

kombat96 wrote:

I think you meant "SMACK".............I think.Whatever trips your trigger Dink

Whistlebritches wrote:

😂 😂 😂

How appropriate his chit autocorrects to "snacks"........damn Dink!

csgamecock wrote: