Brother Phil: You are most welcome! It was lots of fun to put together. You’re a well-deserving target. Btw, I’ve been itching to try those Shape-Shifters but haven’t had the chance, yet. Given our similar tastes, I’d be interested in comparing notes with you.

Brother Corey: Thx again for stepping up and running this shindig for us. Hope you find some nh’s you like!

Everyone: I generally lurk more than I post. I get lots outta this place. Much more than I let on. I’m super-grateful for the camaraderie I’ve found here. Merry Xmas, Azzhats!

Way to go Matt =d> =d> incredible A.S.S. smacking!! 🐴

you're sick in da head.

For sure, man. Let me know when you fire one up. They look great.

A LFR has landed and is heavy as can be. I shall hold off until tomorrow, aka until after I ref in 8 hours from now.

wow! Some incredible smack downs on here. A great bunch of BOTLs.

Well, I’m definitely no tripod. And I don’t have a sports car or a Hummer to make up for it. Prolly some truth to this.

LOL nwstogie, could not resist picking on u.

It’s all good, my marsupial brother. 🇨🇮

OH MY DAMN, Man, that Mattster knows how to properly whip somebodies azz!

WTG NWStogie! =d> =d> =d> =d> 🍺

So, did everyone receive their ASS package?

Matt,
Your SS beatdown on Phil, (a very deserving BOTL), is well worthy of "Legendary" status.
Unfugginbeleivable ! =d>

Should be one more yet to be delivered

Looks like everyone has recieved still Rick has one more coming
Yaro and Ewok have yet to post damages but they did receive

Thanks to everyone one who joined in this year to make this successful hope everyone has a great Christmas

Ok, I have had to move up to a larger magnifying glass to read the cigars so, if I leave anything out please correct me.

I was wanting to wait till Christmas Eve to list what I got hammered with due to it has taken this long to somewhat get over the azz whipping. So with out further adieu here is the damage.


Cigars:
Hiram & Solomon X2 NH
OSOK NH
JULIUS CAESER NH
UNDER CROWN SUN GROWN LOVE EM!
LA AURORA CAMEROON LOVE EM!
LFD LANOX LOVE EM!
DON FRANCISCO NH
CASTRO'S BACK ROOM NH
HIRAM & SOLOMON THE SHRINER NH
AB PRENSADO LOVE EM!
FIN DE LOS MUNDO NH
PERDOMO VINTAGE 12 YEAR NH
BISHOPS BLEND NH

The other Goodies!
Palio Cutter (Camacho Branding)
Jet Line triple flame 47-200
Jug of MAINE Pure Maple Syrup (WAFFLES HERE I COME!)
Black Sheep Sphere Ice Mold x2
Jar of Maine Wild Blueberry Jam (OMG This is sooooooo Gooood!)
Ashton branded matches x2 (I love collecting these)
A little pot, hand made by a glass blower in Maine! Just in the nick of time to cause I had burnt up my little pot while cooking before this arrived and was in one heck of a panic. A LIFE SAVER THIS IS!
A bottle of Fifty Stone Highland style Whisky. NH but, I tried this the day it arrived and I love it! It seems I am really liking that smokey peat taste.

My ASS also sent Shewok a gift as well.

A pair of Moose Drop Earrings made from real Moose turds. 😲 😲 😂 😂 😂 😂

Now for the phugged up thing. When I opened my gift Shewok came into the office. I gave her the gift that was sent to her. When she opened it we both fell out laughing our azz's off. Neither of us have ever heard or seen such. I asked her if she would wear them. She said " I am wearing these biatches to work!" Then she reaches over, grabs my bottle of whisky, peels the plastic off and takes the first swig. I was like WTF WOMAN! She looks at me and goes "Oh This is GOOD! I had to tell her, "Biatch you got your own chit for Christmas, Leave mine alone!" lmao


I am going to guess my ASS is Mandobro. The reason for my guess is in the note sent there was the gift labeled for "SHEWOK" It was the Mando clan that gave her that name. Well, that and the fact that a great deal of this wonderful stuff is made in Maine.


All I can say to my ASS, whom ever it is, is this. I can not say thank you enough for all of this. To say that you have humbled me would not even come close to how much you have. The generosity you have shown is well more than I deserve by any stretch of the imagination. You sir are a fantastic BOTL and even a better friend. You have helped make my world a better place and for that I thank you from the deepest of my heart.

am I reading that right? You had a little pot and you burnt it up, so Mando sent you another little pot, and your excited about getting it cooking??:-k 🤔

=d> =d> Great job Mandobrow =d> =d> that's how you whup a furry little space creature[gonzo]

He’s a wee, Hairy Potter...

Nice hit, ya Mainiac!

I think you are reading it right. 😕

I know the time before I burnt up my little pot, the one before that, someone burnt up my little pot by cooking brownies in it and used way to much cocoa. I eat em anyway but I was upset cause that little pot was gone 😢 I have learned to hide my little pot from anyone else in the house, the Sonsabitches!

I make Cousin IT look bald! I don't know about this Wee chit though. I got a yards worth of pecker, a bucket full of balls, and enough hair on my azz to weave an Indian blanket. 😰

Amended to:

Incredibly Hairy Potter with a generous wee.