Ewok126
7 years ago
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Ewok126
7 years ago

Amended to:

Incredibly Hairy Potter with a generous wee.

NWStogie wrote:




Yeah I am blessed with a fairly generous Expecto Patronum. Granted I look at with a magnifying glass but hey an Ewoks got to do what an Ewoks got to do. 😰 I am still trying to get the wife to crochet some balls for it though.
NWStogie
7 years ago
Erecto pendulum? What?

BAM!!!

A green, Grinchy IED has landed in my doorstep. Family had to wait while I unsuccessfully attempted to re-enact the Hurt Locker. (For their own protection, mind you.)

Holy guacamole, I must’ve been a very good NWStogie this year. I definitely made it onto Santa’s ā€œNiceā€ list.

Damages and my A.S.S. guess will be posted after the family and I finish our Xmas unwrapping.

Thx, my smoky brother, whoever you are!
NWStogie
7 years ago
Return addy is Corey Sellers. Box contents indicate a brother in the Chicago area. Loads of fine cigars, fine coffee, fine hot pepper spread and a fine IWCOA (Illinois Wrestling Coaches and Officials Association) decal.

My brain is mush after today’s festivities. I’ll post up the deets and my A.S.S. guess tomorrow. Thx again Santa, whoever you are!
RMAN4443
7 years ago
Package arrived around 4 pmish Saturday, as the wife and I were headed out to a partaaay...I'm gonna hold of on the damages list as a lot of these smokes are never hads....
I will say that I believe my A.S.S. was Ewok, and I should have known it was him with the beautiful handcrafted box the Tequila came in...it is homemade isn't it Chris? beautiful

Anyway I'll post up the damages in the next day or so.....Thanks SantašŸŗ ....and Merry Christmas all the rest of you crazy bastigesšŸŗ =d>
NWStogie
7 years ago
Inside the Grinchy-green IED, masquerading as an Amazon box, there was:

[bombed]

Vittles/Swag
Tony's Hot Pepper Spread
Dark Matter Coffee - Unicorn Blood
Metropolis Coffee Company - Bold Ambition
IWCOA decal (putting this on my wineador)

Seegars
RASCC
My Father No.5 (nh)
Johnny O (nh)
Leaf by Oscar Maduro
Por Larranja
Fonseca No.1 (nh)
R101 MC1 (nh)
R101 MC2 (nh)
Roma Craft Aquitaine
Tat Havana VI
Tat Black
LFD Ligero L-Granu (nh)
Caldwell The King is Dead x2
Espinosa Laranja Reserva x2
LFD Air Bender x2
CH Headley Grange x2 (nh)
My Father Cedros Deluxe (nh)
AF Hemingway
AF Hemingway
Padron #5000 Maduro
Ave Maria Reconquista
Diesel Unlimited Maduro
Man O' War Ruination
Man O'War Puro Authentico

My guess, based on location, some creative Googling and the process of elimination, my A.S.S. bomber is the one and only Yaro. Thank you, Santa! You certainly put me in a full-nelson with this one. Very nice selection with more than a few with some age on them. I'm super excited to put my feet up with a cuppa the joe and fire some of these up. That Johnny-O is looking particularly tasty!

This is totally awesome! Thanks, and Merry Christmas, Brother!

šŸ‡ØšŸ‡®
~Mattster

lance4824
7 years ago

So my family was over today celebrating my recent birthday when this monster of a package dropped on my front porch, and I couldn’t wait to open it up. Everyone here was in awe of Santa’s generosity when I started unpacking items from this very cool looking vintage box from a state in the Northwest.

I'm keeping that box...

Santa Caws Holiday Blend Coffee
Deadman’s Reach Coffee Mug
Olympia T-shirt
Box of SeaBear Wild Smoked Salmon
Can of Merino’s Habanero Albacore Tuna
Johnson’s Sausage Stix
Rub with Love BBQ Rub
Jar of Almond Roca
Jar of Ila’s Ghost Pepper Jelly
Jar of Anna’s Wildflower Honey
Jar of Mama Scott’s XX Picante
Bag of Tim’s Dill Pickle Potato Chips
Seattle Chocolate Rainier Cherry
Mt. Rainier Fridge Magnet
Caldwell Keychain

Hope I didn’t forget anything. Oh, yeah. And the cigars…

AF Don Carlos
FFOX
Opus Perfecxion No. 4
Opus Perfecxion No. 5
Power Ranger
Anejo #46
Balmoral Anejo XO
Byron Siglo XX Habaneros
Caldwell All out Kings
Caldwell Anastasia
Caldwell E. Standard Midnight Express
Caldwell E. Standard Dos Firmas Signature Culebra
Caldwell E. Standard SG
La Barba Red
Long Live the King Mad MF
Caldwell Pacific Standard
Crowned Heads The Angel’s Anvil 2017
Crowned Heads The Angel’s Anvil MMXV
5x Crux Ninfamanac Dark
Davidoff 702 Special R Anniversario
2x Davidoff Nicaragua
HUHC
HU Magnum 50
PSD4
RASCC
HdM Epicure Especial
Hammer + Sickle Berlin Wall
3x Isabella Shape Shifter
3x Olivan BAMF Dynamite
Olivan K-9
Olivan ROCF
Olivan Rope
LFD Air Bender
LFD Event Only
LFD TAA 2017
LFD TAA 2015
Oscar Valladeres 2012 Rebirth Corojo
Oscar Valladeres 2012 Rebirth Maduro
Oscar Valladeres My Way
2x RoMa Craft Aquitaine
2x RoMa Craft CroMagnon
2x Intemperance BA XXI
2x Intemperance EC XVIII
Neanderthal
Farce
5x Nmakubi Ecuador
10x Uncle Lee
5x Southern Draw Firethorn
5x Southern Draw Kudzu
Tatuaje L’Esprit La Verite
Viaje Skull and Bones Collector’s Edition
Viaje White Label Project

In case you lost count, I believe that’s 87 very nice cigars.

Before this A.S.S. business, this dude had already went out of his way to trade with me as a noob and introduced me to many great cigars (still haven’t fully recovered from that beating).

On many occasions he has put links to great deals on smokes in my inbox. He even showed me when and where to find some good cigars, and showed me a very helpful app/plug-in thingy. That’s some Master-Level BOTL chit right there, fellas. šŸ‘

Matt, I can’t even begin to put into words how many hours of enjoyment you have brought me with all of your kindness and generosity. I am truly humbled, sir.

Thank you very much.

Phil222 wrote:



there are so many..... Great job Santa...=d>
NWStogie
7 years ago
Posted a photo of Santa-Yaro’s goodness on 12/25. Still waiting for mod approval. Previous 2 pix I posted never showed up. Hopefully, this one shows up soon!
dstieger
7 years ago
Job very well done, NWS
NWStogie
7 years ago
Thx! When Whistlebritches said this should be old-school shock-and-awe, I started preparing...
NWStogie
7 years ago
Here’s my pic of Santy-Yaro’s goodness:

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/658613/Yaros-2018-A-S-S-Smackdown 

It was up. I just missed it.
corey sellers
7 years ago
There where alot of great packages sent out this year some of y'all have to be a little low now
csgamecock
7 years ago
Did Yaro ever get his Corey?
It says delivered but haven't seen anything yet from him.
corey sellers
7 years ago
Post 365 has yet to post damages where you at donkey king
RMAN4443
7 years ago
I still need to post up a list, it's just been crazy here with places to go and people to see, and my grandson is staying with us for a few days...I'm taking him to Pats vs Jets Sunday, so having a youngun' running around and keeping entertained, doesn't leave much free time....Damn, I forgot about all the energy and short attention spans
Jrc02005
7 years ago

There where alot of great packages sent out this year, but I did not get to play so I'm a little low now

corey sellers wrote:




Seems like this needs to be remedied.
Ewok126
7 years ago

Package arrived around 4 pmish Saturday, as the wife and I were headed out to a partaaay...I'm gonna hold of on the damages list as a lot of these smokes are never hads....
I will say that I believe my A.S.S. was Ewok, and I should have known it was him with the beautiful handcrafted box the Tequila came in...it is homemade isn't it Chris? beautiful

Anyway I'll post up the damages in the next day or so.....Thanks SantašŸŗ ....and Merry Christmas all the rest of you crazy bastigesšŸŗ =d>

RMAN4443 wrote:





lol, I got to learn to make my clues a little harder. Yeah brother your guess is spot on and yes the box is homemade. Well, let me rephrase, The box is my homemade copy. Years ago I had found a box like that very cheap. I bought it, took it apart, made a pattern for it, then started making them myself when I need one. I add my own touch to em by torching em for a burnt look (depending on the wood) and throwing on some art work. So I guess you could say a "homemade copy with my own little twist added ?"


Any how brother, I hope you had a great Christmas and shoot me a message when you get time so I can take care of the USPS Muck Up.

RMAN4443
7 years ago
Great job on the box, it really is a beauty....I'll post up a picture of the damages soon
We'll get that other thing straightened out after the new year....enjoy your holidaysšŸŗ
Ewok126
7 years ago

Great job on the box, it really is a beauty....I'll post up a picture of the damages soon
We'll get that other thing straightened out after the new year....enjoy your holidaysšŸŗ

RMAN4443 wrote:



Thank you sir, I am very glad you like it brother. No worries, just when ever you are ready. A heads up though, My short term memory is for chit. I have made notes on my pc but sometimes, when I go back and read them they do not make much sense to me. So, when the time comes just remind me. Most times, a trigger like that will bring it all back for me. 😰
frankj1
7 years ago

I still need to post up a list, it's just been crazy here with places to go and people to see, and my grandson is staying with us for a few days...I'm taking him to Pats vs Jets Sunday, so having a youngun' running around and keeping entertained, doesn't leave much free time....Damn, I forgot about all the energy and short attention spans

RMAN4443 wrote:



I'm sure the little guy understands your issues.
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