Boy this is going to get messy. I guarantee you a lot of people in Ney York, Massachusetts, Virginia and other states are not going to like it when they hear how Hockeydad owns old British land scrip laying claim to their rightful north american colonies. To make matters worse honest capitalists from Kansas, South Dakota, Missuouri, Georgia, and other states are going to be mighty pissed off when they find out they have to give the land stolen from the indigenous Americans back; they'll be waving their deeds in the air and roaring about rights. But they're not going to be half as pissed as the Israelis when they find out that Hockeydad owns some old Palestinian land scrip, and that all lands acquired in conquest will simply have to be returned by court order. But what comes around goes around, and the British will be a little upset about the Falklands too, not that there's anything there but a few sheep, they just like owning it damnit! The Spanish really discovered Cuba, Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic, and most of the other carribean & central america lands, which Teddy Roosevelt took over in the early 20th century. Spain is going to be one happy evictee when they find out Hockeydad owns some old spanish land scrip. But the worst blow of all will come to battlin' George Bush, who illegally toppled the Hussein regime in Iraq recently, dismissing the entire ruling class and the military, confiscating their homes, and giving over land, political power, the treasury over to the Malaki government. All Hussein needs is the right lawyer. The ousted Taliban of Afghanistan have been contacting attorneys to get their "illegally" procured lands back as well; after all, what's right is right. God bless contract law and those fortunate enough to know an attorney who understands it. All revolutions, conquests, and "illegal" international and domestic acquisitions are hereby decreed null & void into perpetuity, pending further discretionary review by qualified members of the bar.
