A cop knocks on a guys door and the guy answers. Sir I'm sorry to tell you this but it looks like your wife was ran over by a bus. The guy says yeah, I know, but she's a good cook.

Ha

😁

I've known my dealer since I was this high.

that was awesome

My wife didn't like that joke 🙂

👍

but then there was the dyslexic Rabbi who kept saying "Yo"

^ nice

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.

The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery

The key to a good clock joke is the timing

The key to a good lock joke is the key

Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist ?

He reads lips.

Getting good material for my next conversation with my 7 yo grandson.

[quote=Krazeehorse]Getting good material for my next conversation with my 7 yo grandson.[/quote]

prolly wanna skip #14

A proctologist tried to write with his thermometer and then exclaimed "some azzhole must have my pen!"

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ?

He worked it out with a pencil.

[quote=tailgater]A proctologist tried to write with his thermometer and then exclaimed "some azzhole must have my pen!"

[/quote]

What's the difference between an "oral" thermometer and a "rectal" thermometer ?

The taste !

Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church.

Everyone looks at you with disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.