Krazeehorse
10 years ago
A cop knocks on a guys door and the guy answers. Sir I'm sorry to tell you this but it looks like your wife was ran over by a bus. The guy says yeah, I know, but she's a good cook.
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danmdevries
10 years ago
Ha
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Burner02
10 years ago
😁
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Krazeehorse
10 years ago
I've known my dealer since I was this high.
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gummy jones
10 years ago
that was awesome
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dharbolt
10 years ago
My wife didn't like that joke 🙂
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Gene363
10 years ago
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frankj1
10 years ago
but then there was the dyslexic Rabbi who kept saying "Yo"
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Hmhaines
10 years ago
^ nice
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Hmhaines
10 years ago
What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator.
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Hmhaines
10 years ago
The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery
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Hmhaines
10 years ago
The key to a good clock joke is the timing
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Hmhaines
10 years ago
The key to a good lock joke is the key
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jespear
10 years ago
Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist ?
He reads lips.
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Krazeehorse
10 years ago
Getting good material for my next conversation with my 7 yo grandson.
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frankj1
10 years ago

Getting good material for my next conversation with my 7 yo grandson.

Krazeehorse wrote:


prolly wanna skip #14
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tailgater
10 years ago
A proctologist tried to write with his thermometer and then exclaimed "some azzhole must have my pen!"


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jespear
10 years ago
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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jespear
10 years ago

A proctologist tried to write with his thermometer and then exclaimed "some azzhole must have my pen!"


tailgater wrote:



What's the difference between an "oral" thermometer and a "rectal" thermometer ?
The taste !
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ajerrils
10 years ago
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church.

Everyone looks at you with disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
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