What are the strongest days of the week?


Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.

I need a hint!

Gobble gobble...

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental illness. I said, "No, we all seem to enjoy it."

The dentist said I needed a crown. I was like, I know, right?

I can't make change for a dollar . . . Hell, I can't even change my mind.

What do you call a Mexican baptism?



Bean dip.

If I die by choking on a gummy bear...



Please... just put in my obituary that I was killed by a bear and don't elaborate.

What do Mexicans think of Trumps wall

They'll get over it!

Gene
Keep them One liners comimg
#73 Loved it!! So true

As I get older, I tell my kids that age is just a number.

My Son corrected me. No Dad... age is a word.

(as I stood there being corrected with no smart a$$ reply, I told him to go clean his room)

What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

Young boy to his Dad

"Dad, I'm considering a career in Organized crime"

Dad replies
"Government or private sector?"

What do you call two Mexican playing basketball?

Juan on Juan