Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Jose Wales,
"You a bounty hunter?"
(Bounty hunter) "A man's gotta make a livin"
"Clint, dyin aint much of a livin boy"
The bounty hunter turns and leaves the bar, Clint goes back to his whiskey. The doors swing back open and the bounty hunter comes back in. He looks at Clint and says, "I had to come back..." Clint says, "I know", they draw, and Clint kills him (flying backwards in a hail of gun fire through the swinging saloon doors.)

Jack Nicholson in The Shining when he's talking to the bartender, Lloyd. Brilliant stuff.

I saw The Hulk yesterday, and was taken by Nolte's performance, he should be nominated for it! It's really good at the end when he's trying to get Bruce to "transform"...that's the stuff Hollywood is supposed to give us!

Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"

"Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out... then bring one every ten."

Stellaaaaaaa!!!!!!

What are you laughing at?
Are you laughing at me?
Do I make you laugh?
Do I look funny or something?

Welcome to The Rock!

I give you these 15
(crash)
Ten... Ten Commandments

Ferris Bueller - Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sarah Connor: You're terminated, ****.

Morpheus: You take the blue pill, the story ends...you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Liza Minnelli to Dudley Moore in Arthur:

"what's it like to be rich"

"it doesn't suck"

"pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"

Groucho Marx - "hello I must be going"

Anything from Caddyshack of course. Probably the most over-quoted movie of all time. I still do it all the time though.


"Do you own rubber gloves Mr. Nugent?"
"I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy."

"I saw my pimp today."

"What kind of name is Poon anyway?"
"Comanche Indian."
Fletch


"Watch your mouth kid or you'll find yourself floating home"
Han Solo-Star Wars IV


"Take it easy honey, I didn't see a thing..... You're perfect."

"Now that's what I call marine biology.....Diane!!!!! Say "Hello" to my nieces.!"

"Lay off Vanessa, she gives great headache."

"Mr. Melon. Your wife was just showing us her Climpt."
"You too uh? She's been showin' it to everybody."
"She's very proud of it."
"Yeah, I'm proud a' mine too, but I don't go wavin' it around at parties."
"Exceptional painting!"
"Oh, the painting, yeah."

"I have absolutely nothing to wear."
"You have six closets full of nothing to wear!"

"You have no class Thornton and I'm tired of it! I want a divorce!"
"At least we have something in common, here, sign these!"
Back to School


"Do you know what it's like to get shoved down... in the mud... and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?....Of course you don't, nobody does, that never happens. That's a dumb question, skip that."
Robert Stack-Airplane RIP


"Great ass!"
Leaving Las Vegas


More later

From "Scarface"

"You think I got this scar eatin p**sy?"

"Say hello to my little friend..."

Spicolli: I'm so wasted.

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?

Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!

Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked **** that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Bull****. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?

Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!

Drill Instructor: Holy dog ****! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Vinny: What's the matter with you?

Mona Lisa: I don't know...

Vinny: You're actin' like you're nervous or something.

Mona Lisa: Well, yeah, I am.

Vinny: What are you nervous about? I'm the one under the gun here. Trial starts tomorrow.

Mona Lisa: You wanna know what I'm nervous about? I'll tell you what I'm nervous about! I am in the dark here with all this legal crap. I have no idea what's going on! All I know is that you're screwing up and I can't help!

Vinny: You left me that little camera, didn't you?

Mona Lisa: Oh, Vinny! I'm watching you go down in flames, and you're bringing me with you and I can't do anything about it.

Vinny: And?

Mona Lisa: Well, I hate to bring it up, because I know you have enough pressure on you already. BUT, we agreed to get married as soon as you won your first case. Meanwhile, ten years later, my niece! The daughter of my sister is getting married! My biological
clock is tickin' like this, and with the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!

Vinny: Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God I don't need this right now. Okay? I've got a judge that's just achin' to throw me in jail! An idiot who wants to fight me for $200! Slaughtered pigs! Giant loud whistles! I ain't slept in five days! I've got no money! A dress code problem! And a little murder case, which in the balance holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention....YOUR biological clock! My career! Your life! Our marriage! And let's see...what else can we pile on? Is there any more **** we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case?!
IS IT POSSIBLE?

Mona Lisa: Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.

Two other great lines from Josie Wales. One right after he and his partner kill two bounty hunters.

Partner: "It's a shame we don't have time to bury them proper"

Josie Wales: "Vultures got to eat too"

And the best line from that movie;

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

Movie: Tombstone
Scene: Doc Holliday and random member of Wyatt’s posse.

Posse: “Why you doing this man?”
(in reference to the rounding up and killing of the bad guys, a very dangerous job considering Wyatt and crew are out numbered 4 to 1.)

Doc: “Cuz Wyatt’s my friend”

Posse: “Shoot!! I got lots a friends”

Doc: “I don’t”





Second on my list is in Gladiator when Crow is standing there in the middle of the Roman Collosium, dieing from a stab wound infliced by a cheating wuss(whom Crow still manages to kill)

He looks out to the thousands of people and just before he falls to the ground he says so all can hear

”There once was a dream that was Rome”


Third Braveheart. Right before Wallace (Gibson) goes off to meet the Bruce for the last time

Hamish: “You know it’s a trap don’t ya.”

Wallace: “Ya but we got to try”

Hamish: “Why?”

Wallace: “You know what will happen if we don’t?”

Hamish: “What?”

Wallace: “Nothing.”



Maybe not in this order but those are my favorites!!