Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!.....nice shootin' tex!

I aint got time to bleed.....

"I'm goin'to Berlin and shoot that paper hangin' son of a bitch!"


"I noticed a bible in your tent,General.Do you read the bible?
Patton-Yes father,every goddamn day.

Snake Blisken? I heard you were dead?

Rooster Cogburn-Well sister,do you think the lord has a problem with me smokin'a cigar?
Katherine Hepburn-No marshall,i think the good lord himself likes a cigar every now and then.....


I think thats close to the line?????
Eric

My preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssss......

This is what we call a Missouri boat ride....

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merlin jogged my memory on this one;

I'm going to take this foot, and I'm going to put it on that side of your face, and you want to know what? "What!?" There's not a damn thing you can do about it!

"He said, 'Here, take this--it's a suicide pill with a mild laxative effect.' How's THAT for bedside manner?"

from The Ninth Configuration


Ganster to Groucho and Zeppo: "Say, I could use a couple of bozos like you."
Groucho (indignantly): "That's MISTER Bozo to you!"

from Monkey Business


Woman to Groucho: "Hold me closer, closer..."
Grocho: "If I hold you any closer I'll be behind you."

from Animal Crackers (I think)

"Round up the usual suspects" and
"I'm shocked, shocked to find gambling going on in this establishment"
"Your winnings, sir"
"Oh, thank you."

from Casablanca

Oh, and practically any line from The Holy Grail.

From Cool Hand Luke:

"Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"!

Charlie

One of my all time favorites;

What are the greatest things in life?
1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven before you
3. And hear the lamentation of the women...

Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?

I Love this!!!!!!

this is Great!!!!! Hats off to the SOB Cigar Smokin Fool who changes the atmusfear of the boards here!!!

I got a million lines from movies and lived half them myself...

Merlin the Patton was Great!!!!!! ever wonder what really happened to him? It took me back to when I was a kid and I laid on the couch with my old man and watched the movie!!! no VCR's no DVD's back then... you watch it or lose a sceen.. Thank You Bro!!!!

Now for some of my Fav's

Someone already mentioned and I have used this one:

I'll be your Huckelberry!!! "Tombstone"

There isn't anything I cannot walk away from in 30 seconds or less?? "Heat" what takes him out? A Woman!!

And Hell's comin With Me?? "Tombstone" forgot the first part of the words!!! time to watch again!!!

Oh' so you had a little fun last night huh? "Irene"
Um know that was yours!!!! next sceen he's hangin over the basin washin his ass!!!! "Me Myself and Irene"

Many Many More!!!

Robby... Bro you blew me away with your's!!! it's been great to go back in time with all these!!!!

Later Bro's of the Leaf!!!
Hog

"I know a little German. He's over there." (Camera shows a midget dressed liked a German, with shorts, suspenders and high socks.)

from "Top Secret".

we'll always have paris.

Can't believe this one was missed,
Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in "Bull Durham"

"Well, I believe in the soul, the ****, the ****, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

One more that came to mind...
John Milton (Al Pacino) in The Devil's Advocate

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His ass off."

Here you go, DMV:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html 

Have a little fun with it!

From "Roadhouse"

"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead."