"Are you crazy?! Hell....the fall will probably kill you."

LMAO @ Robby,

Sounds like true love.

Bring me my heroin and hypodermic needle bitch! And bring me some more watermelon while you're at it! White fat-ass slut! Wutchu' lookin' at?!!

Soul Man

Col. Rhombus
"...That's how I welcome new trainees. I need to know what I'm working with."

Fitzhume
"What's it say?"

Milbarge (leaning over peaking at the Col.'s clipboard)
"****!"

"Yeah, a bachelor party, with drugs and booze and hookers and fire-trucks...!!!"

"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in"

"yee ha, Jester's Dead"

"Yipee kyeh mother Fu#%er"

Charlie, Bogie said: "I was misinformed." One of my favorite lines, too.

Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape.

Mother of mercy is this the end of Ricco ?

"Will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test please?......(whisper) There's a thousand dollars in there."

"Are you saying I can keep this money if I help you pass the test?!!!"

"What do you think?"

Ash: Klaatu Barrada Nikto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Klaatu Barrada Nikto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, ok?

...later that night...

Ash: Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

-Bruce Campbell as Ash in "Army of Darkness"

Are you gonna pull those pistols? Or are you gonna whistle Dixie?

Miller: John Wayne was a ****.
All: The hell he was!
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
Lite: Aw hell, that don't mean nothin'. Lots of guys like to watch their buddies ****. I know *I* do!"

-"Repo Man"

I know this flick has already been quoted, but I love this sequence...

Willard: "The machinist, the one they called Chef, was from New Orleans. He was wrapped too tight for Vietnam, probably wrapped too tight for New Orleans. Lance on the forward 50's was a famous surfer from the beaches south of LA. You look at him and you wouldn't believe he ever fired a weapon in his whole life. Clean, Mr. Clean, was from some South Bronx ****hole. Light and space of Vietnam really put the zap on his head. Then there was Phillips, the Chief. It might have been my mission, but it sure as **** was Chief's boat."

-Martin Sheen as Capt. Willard in "Apocalypse Now"

And, of course, the 1978 classic "Animal House". The following scene is from a conversation beween Boon (Peter Riegert) and Otter (Tim Matheson) in their room before going downstairs to join the Rush Party...

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Norma!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

from The Big Lebowski:
The Dude: F**k sympathy! I don't need your f**kin' sympathy, man, I need my f**king johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?


Also from The Big Lebowski:
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No...
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an a$$hole!


Also from The Big Lebowski:
Walter Sobchak: F**k it Dude, Let's go bowling.


Also from The Big Lebowski:
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That f**king bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: shut the f**k up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!


From Billy Madison:
Brian Madison: remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? rock: r-o-k?
Billy Madison: yeah, whats your point?


Also from Billy Madison:
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.


Also from Billy Madison:
3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH! That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!


Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: [Drunk, he sees a fake a penguin] It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole!


Also from Billy Madison:
Billy Madison: Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a bluse duck before and I wanted to see one.
Miss Lippy: Well, I think it's a great blue duck. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade.
Billy Madison: Wow, Miss Lippy, that's great! What do you think of the Mr. Blue Duck?
[pretending to be duck]
Billy Madison: That's quacktastic!

One last one and I'll call it a night...

Percy Garris: "Morons. I've got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat."

-The late great Strother Martin in "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid"

Tombstone:

Doc Hoiday: "I'm your Huckleberry!"

THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

From the movie Predator:

Blain (Jesse Ventura's Character): (offering some chewing tobacco) Bunch of slack jawed ****gots around here. Don't you know this stuff will make you a G Damn sexual tyranasaurus.... Just like me..