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RMAN4443 Offline
#151 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 7:20 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
I almost had a job walking the dogs onto the racetrack in 1972 but I wouldn't cut my hair. But I didn't and I wonder why. I felt like letting my freak flag fly. i wasn't givin' in an inch to fear.


Now mind you it wasn't much over my ears but it was the principal of the thing.........and I liked CSN&Y.

It only increases my paranoia, like looking in my mirror and seeing a Po-lice carfog
8trackdisco Offline
#152 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 7:58 PM EST
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4 mile family walk.

Wife and boy went along.

Slowpokes.
dkeage Offline
#153 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 8:06 PM EST
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My mom and I do a 3 mile walk in the park with the dogs every morning except Sunday.
8trackdisco Offline
#154 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 8:12 PM EST
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dkeage wrote:
My mom and I do a 3 mile walk in the park with the dogs every morning except Sunday.


Cool. How fast do you get that done?

What is the altitude there?

My old puppy dog can barely eek out a mile now.
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#155 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 2:56 AM EST
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Friday dudes
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#156 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 4:29 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
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#157 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 5:49 AM EST
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dkeage wrote:
My mom and I do a 3 mile walk in the park with the dogs every morning except Sunday.

Is three miles to a Chihuhua the same as three miles to a Great Dane? What would be tbe conversion ratio?
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#158 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 5:53 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Is three miles to a Chihuhua the same as three miles to a Great Dane? What would be tbe conversion ratio?


There would be a conversion ratio. Any time I took my Rhodesian Ridge back out for a walk and would take my mothers Chihuahua. The Chihuahua could not keep up so every 3 yards I would put Boot To Ass and punt the little one 10 - 20 feet. So the 120lb Rhodesian would have to take allot more steps. I think it was like 20 steps to 1 punt ratio.
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#159 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 6:02 AM EST
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But lets see the whole formula not just the conversion. You need to add steps per yard for each and total yards traveled.
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#160 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 6:47 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I've never had to be paid to hang with puppy-dogs.. Mellow




No but TW told me your Momma had to hang a pork chop around your neck to get them to hang out with you.
Speyside Offline
#161 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 6:49 AM EST
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Morning E and everyone.
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#162 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:02 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
Ewok126 Offline
#163 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:10 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
But lets see the whole formula not just the conversion. You need to add steps per yard for each and total yards traveled.


5280yards is 3 miles
Chi takes 3 steps per yard
Rodesian 1 steps per yard.
Chi is punted for a total of 1760 yards through out the entire trip. leftover yardage which the chi must walk is 3520 yards
making a total of 10560 steps for the leftover yardage
Rodesian taking 1 steps per yard x 5280 yd =5280 steps for the Rodesian

chi 3 steps x 3520yd =10560 steps
ridge back 1 steps x 5280yards = 5280 steps
10560steps / 5280steps = Ratio 2/1


So even with boot to ass Chi has to take 2x more steps therefor making a 3 mile hike 6 lol.

That's as about as close this stroke guy is going to get to formula. Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
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#164 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:13 AM EST
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3 steps per yard ehh... that chihuahua has some long legs... Mellow
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#165 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:45 AM EST
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What if the chihuahua was carrying a European Swallow? or a coconut?
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#166 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:48 AM EST
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I suppose the European Swallow could be carrying the coconut while the chihuahua carries them both. The swallow could flap it's wings 43 times per second to generate lift. Although I can hardly see how a 5 oz bird could carry a 1 lb coconut.
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#167 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:52 AM EST
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It seems the most efficient way to do this would be for the Rhodesian Ridgeback to be carrying the chihuahua, the European Swallow, AND the coconut. Maybe in some sort of little basket strapped to it's back with a slanted windscreen to cut down on wind resistance.


Now...if we're talking about an AFRICAN swallow...all bets are off.
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#168 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:52 AM EST
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I bet TW's carrying a coconut right now... Mellow
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#169 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:53 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I bet TW's carrying a coconut right now... Mellow




I doubt it. Teedubbya is non-migratory.
DrafterX Offline
#170 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 7:55 AM EST
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he's complained of head aches before... Mellow
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#171 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 8:01 AM EST
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Stop with the fuzzy math, of in this case feathery.
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#172 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 8:27 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Is three miles to a Chihuhua the same as three miles to a Great Dane? What would be tbe conversion ratio?


It is exactly the same. The chihuahua should be fed to the great dane, thereby making the trip in the great dane's stomach.

Science.
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#173 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 8:31 AM EST
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chalupa?
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#174 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 8:49 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
It is exactly the same. The chihuahua should be fed to the great dane, thereby making the trip in the great dane's stomach.

Science.




What about the Swallow and the coconut?
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#175 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 8:52 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
What about the Swallow and the coconut?


Last I heard they were both in teedub's rectum.
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#176 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 9:11 AM EST
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damn near killed him
tamapatom Offline
#177 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 9:14 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:



Now...if we're talking about an AFRICAN swallow...all bets are off.

Are African swallows bigger?
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#178 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 9:22 AM EST
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I think they weigh about the same as a duck.... Mellow
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#179 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 9:46 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I think they weigh about the same as a duck.... Mellow

A duck must be hard to swallow.
tamapatom Offline
#180 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 9:47 AM EST
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but I guess it floats..................
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#181 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 9:51 AM EST
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I think Bloody was experimenting with some ducks.. not sure if he ever got one to swallow or not... Mellow
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#182 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 10:18 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I think Bloody was experimenting with some ducks.. not sure if he ever got one to swallow or not... Mellow

I used to know a European Swallow-er.......she relocated to Africa,so now she's an African Swallow-erAnxious

tamapatom

Are African swallows bigger?

I've seen pictures,and she did get bigger after relocating to Africa
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#183 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 10:53 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I think Bloody was experimenting with some ducks.. not sure if he ever got one to swallow or not... Mellow




Ducks are spitters
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#184 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 11:27 AM EST
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freak... Mellow
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#185 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 11:30 AM EST
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Oh ya..
All right...
Take it easy Baby.... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#186 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 12:19 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Oh ya..
All right...
Take it easy Baby.... Mellow

Did you just call JadeRose "Baby"?Anxious
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#187 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 12:32 PM EST
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no way man... Not talking
DrafterX Offline
#188 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 12:33 PM EST
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buffalo chikens salad... BigGrin
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#189 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 12:58 PM EST
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another one at 100+...
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#190 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 1:35 PM EST
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Back to work already.

Been home 5 hours. Slept 2. Should be g[d
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#191 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 2:04 PM EST
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I could do that when I was younger... now I require at least 5 or 6 hours... Mellow
MACS Offline
#192 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 2:15 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Oh ya..
All right...
Take it easy Baby.... Mellow


I can name that tune... Tom Petty, American Girl.
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#193 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 2:23 PM EST
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you know that sport that combines baseball and athletic drinking, where the guy has to chug a beer then put his forehead the the end of a bat and spin in circles, then try to run to the next base? that's what I look like trying to do anything other than fishing on 2 hours of sleep...
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#194 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 2:27 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Did you just call JadeRose "Baby"?Anxious




Weirdo. He just messaged me that he wants to "Make it last all night"
DrafterX Offline
#195 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 2:32 PM EST
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RMAN did ..?? Huh
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#196 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 2:59 PM EST
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Crazy work day, I can finally breath. PGIF
RMAN4443 Offline
#197 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 4:38 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
RMAN did ..?? Huh

That would be Ghey!.....not that there's anything wrong with thatAnxious
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#198 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 9:14 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I could do that when I was younger... now I require at least 5 or 6 hours... Mellow


Back home now, gotta try to sleep during the hours I don't usually sleep, and go back to work for 12 daylight hours...

This gonna kill me
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#199 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 9:45 PM EST
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Had a bad day. Puppy had a stroke, work drama at 110 percent and wife popped a tire on the new car. Thankfully she and the kids are safe and pups temperament seems unchanged. Closing my eyes.
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#200 Posted: Fri, Aug 11 2017, 10:09 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Had a bad day. Puppy had a stroke, work drama at 110 percent and wife popped a tire on the new car. Thankfully she and the kids are safe and pups temperament seems unchanged. Closing my eyes.


Rough day, Gummy. Hoping for a Saturday rebound for you.
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