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DrafterX Offline
#101 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 3:44 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I think Underdog/Sweet Polly Purebred are in the same boat as Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner Anxious



But they've both been seen together in the same places.. Mellow
MACS Offline
#102 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 3:56 PM EST
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What about Hong Kong Phooey?

You know... the #1 super guy?
DrafterX Offline
#103 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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He could date Sweet Polly... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#104 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 4:56 PM EST
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Family birthday get together thing.

Hate it.
8trackdisco Offline
#105 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 4:59 PM EST
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Somebody found the bourbon this afternoon.
RMAN4443 Offline
#106 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 5:17 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
But they've both been seen together in the same places.. Mellow

Special effects and camera tricks???Think

weren't Bruce Wayne and Batman seen together in the same place together??????Maybe Underdog has an Alfred dude too?????Think
DrafterX Offline
#107 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 5:36 PM EST
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Underdog was on before computer graphics and stuff... Pretty sure it was incest.. Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#108 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 6:27 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Underdog was on before computer graphics and stuff... Pretty sure it was incest.. Mellow


Polly Purebred was hot!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#109 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 6:28 PM EST
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Damn surgery recovery. The first time I've missed my boys play in the state of Alabama ever. In 15 years. At least I was able to watch the university's online stream.
DrafterX Offline
#110 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 6:37 PM EST
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Bummer Monkey Dude.. hope you get mobile soon... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#111 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 6:59 PM EST
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Thanks. Prolly miss next weekend as well, but that should be the end of it, Lord willing. Unfortunately, it's their senior year. While one had a medical redshirt and still has another year of eligibility, I'm not sure if he'll elect to return. Particularly if they win their 4th conference championship in a row this year.
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#112 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 7:21 PM EST
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Only managed to get 3 of 4 sisters pissed off at me.

Can not stand being around them.

DrafterX Offline
#113 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 7:21 PM EST
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That's quite an accomplishment.. ThumpUp
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#114 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 8:17 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Only managed to get 3 of 4 sisters pissed off at me.

Can not stand being around them.


never good to invite nuns to a party
MACS Offline
#115 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 8:34 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
never good to invite nuns to a party


I dunno... I hear they're very forgiving.
DrafterX Offline
#116 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 8:37 PM EST
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And grateful.. Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#117 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 9:09 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Only managed to get 3 of 4 sisters pissed off at me.

Can not stand being around them.


sounds like you weren't trying hard enough Not talking
DrafterX Offline
#118 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 9:26 PM EST
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Rodgers is having a bad night... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#119 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 10:01 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
sounds like you weren't trying hard enough Not talking


I really wasn't.

Stayed in a different room reading newspaper and readers digests.

But occasionally commented on their cacklings.
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#120 Posted: Sun, Sep 17 2017, 10:35 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I really wasn't.

Stayed in a different room reading newspaper and readers digests.

But occasionally commented on their cacklings.

haven't seen readers digest in decades! any good "humor in uniform" stories you'd care to share?
8trackdisco Offline
#121 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 5:11 AM EST
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Here we go again.
Speyside Offline
#122 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 6:43 AM EST
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Monday, Monday.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#123 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 7:29 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
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#124 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 7:34 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Well a word of advice, If you are going to help feed the wife's Parakeets, Make sure to have the ceiling fans off before opening the cage door. You never know when one might decided to make a break and fly into the fan by mistake. Yellow feathers every where, wife balling, Yeah going to be one of those days. Brick wall

Tell her that 300,000 birds are killed every day by wind turbines........so one a year at your house is a small loss in comparison.
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#125 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 7:39 AM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Damn surgery recovery. The first time I've missed my boys play in the state of Alabama ever. In 15 years. At least I was able to watch the university's online stream.

This is not how I wanted to beat you at your running regimen. Get better soon.
DrafterX Offline
#126 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 8:19 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
danmdevries Offline
#127 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 9:26 AM EST
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Gotta drive back down to my parents house today.

Dad got some stabilizer bars to attach to the stabilizer Jack's on their camper and needs em installed.

At least most of my sister's won't be there. The 30 year old that lives in their basement with her husband might be... But they'll probably stay inside.
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#128 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 9:42 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
What about Hong Kong Phooey?

You know... the #1 super guy?


Or maybe even Sho'nuff the Shogun Master of Harlem. Beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylCvCwn9OG8
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#129 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 11:48 AM EST
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Glad last week is behind me, it was rough. Hopefully this week will be better. Happy Monday ya'll.
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#130 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 12:49 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
This is not how I wanted to beat you at your running regimen. Get better soon.


Me either, but take your victories where you can. How much damage did y'all get at home and on Captiva?
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#131 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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Get well soon Monkey...need some poo flinging around here...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#132 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 1:52 PM EST
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Trying to. Al. Need to recover my poo-flinging form!
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#133 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 5:19 PM EST
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Few things are sadder than a monkey with a bad tail, and off of his poo throwing mojo.
MACS Offline
#134 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 5:24 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Few things are sadder than a monkey with a bad tail, and off of his poo throwing mojo.


How you feelin' today, my brother?
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#135 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 5:45 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Few things are sadder than a monkey with a bad tail, and off of his poo throwing mojo.


True. Mixed bag today, still hoping to turn the corner in the next few days. Fingers crossed.
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#136 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 7:26 PM EST
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F me running sideways......... Brick wall So the other day I get the wife to take me to the store, I get 2 blocks of sharp cheddar cheese, 2 blocks of pepper Jack, 2 blocks of mozzarella, 2 blocks of Colby. I cut them all up and divide them between 3 bags, I smoked each bag with specific woods, One in Hickory, one in Cherry, one in Apple wood. We are talking 8 lbs of cheese here. Keep in mind this was 2 days ago. My wife just came into the office and asked would you like the last piece? She is holding the Hickory bag, and it had one lil square of cheddar in it. I said "No you go ahead I will eat some of the apple or cherry wood bag later. She goes no this is the last piece of all of it. I had only got one little square out of 8 freaking lbs of cheese. She eat all my damn CHEESE!

I hope she dont shit right for a week dang it. Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
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#137 Posted: Mon, Sep 18 2017, 8:29 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Me either, but take your victories where you can. How much damage did y'all get at home and on Captiva?

Power outage and tree damage.....lost a shed that I built a week ago........ when you spend more time unsecuring windows and outdoor things rather than repairing, call yourself lucky! Just got power on the island. Yea!
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#138 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 5:10 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Few things are sadder than a monkey with a bad tail, and off of his poo throwing mojo.


It was a shaggy kind of day.
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#139 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 5:20 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
DrafterX Offline
#140 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 7:10 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
MACS Offline
#141 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 7:51 AM EST
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G'day mates.
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#142 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 8:14 AM EST
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Off to the vet in 30 min to put my dog down. Then wait for the kids to get home from school to break the news on why Madison isn't with us anymore.

Happy **** Tuesday.
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#143 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 8:27 AM EST
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sorry Bucky
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#144 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 8:40 AM EST
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Damn....Sad
SmokeMonkey Offline
#145 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 10:02 AM EST
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Sorry, Bucky.
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#146 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 10:11 AM EST
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Very sorry to hear Buckey.

At the hospital with mom. Part of her original diagnosis was wrong. She does not have pneumonia, her lung was full of blood due to her blood thinner. She is feeling much better since they cleaned that out. It is going to be a slow recovery, but I think they finally have all the issues figured out.
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#147 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 10:22 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Off to the vet in 30 min to put my dog down. Then wait for the kids to get home from school to break the news on why Madison isn't with us anymore.

Happy **** Tuesday.



That bites..... sorry to hear

<<<< that's our Madison
RMAN4443 Offline
#148 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:07 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Off to the vet in 30 min to put my dog down. Then wait for the kids to get home from school to break the news on why Madison isn't with us anymore.

Happy **** Tuesday.

Sorry to hear Bucky.......I know how you feel,my little Beagle bitch,Stain,is getting old and tired and closer to a trip to the vet every day.......We don't have kids at home,so she is like our child....my wife will be devastated when the time comes.
Sad
BuckyB93 Offline
#149 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:29 AM EST
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Yeah, that sucked. He was over 17 yrs old. My kids are 10 and 12. Today will be the first day in their life without having their big brother around.

More tears coming once school gets out. Haven't really figured what I'm going to say yet.

"Hey kids. How was school? By the way, I had your dog killed today... wanna go for ice cream?"
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#150 Posted: Tue, Sep 19 2017, 11:37 AM EST
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Ask them if they want to watch Marley and Me... Mellow
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